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  • First - I commented in the AFC title game thread that if any former Horn was perfectly suited to play for a team with massive media distractions and hate and a target on their back every week then it'

  • Nah, this isn’t the attitude anymore. If this were 2012 and these guys were still getting barely paid, then sure. I’d pump the amateurism, bled for the university sunshine all day. But this is the new

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#1404
55 minutes ago, Texzilla588 said:

So Rashee making it more better for X…let’s see that bond revoked judge. It appears Rashee is even dumber than Kedarious Toney.

https://sports.yahoo.com/report-rashee-rice-under-investigation-211236825.html


Rice wasn’t stellar last season. It was obvious. This is a blessing in disguise for the chiefs. They lose a problem child without taking a hit, gain X, as well as Wiley and a free agent in Brown.

If X keeps his head in the game, he has the potential to be great. He’s in a perfect spot for him. 

#1407
1 hour ago, thunderlounge said:

Rice wasn’t stellar last season. It was obvious. This is a blessing in disguise for the chiefs. They lose a problem child without taking a hit, gain X, as well as Wiley and a free agent in Brown.

LOL dude Rice kept their WR corp alive enough to win another SB. He may have a 10 cent head but he's a fucking fiend at wide-out. If anything X is better off with a guy like Rice to play off of. 

#1409
On 1/3/2023 at 4:40 AM, Thatguy said:

Every black person on this board knows what that stands for. Especially @Slacks since he invented the phrase. 

How am I just now seeing this?

I was born Broke Ass and had to switch it up... Now I'm SAN.

#1410
What a dumbass. Generational money at his feet, but “NO soup for you!”

Hook’em!!!

Word is the photographer got a broken jaw, which will be some level of felony to add on to his current charges. Implications for his bond, for his legal situation, for his financial problems, for his league punishment. He’s lucky he plays for chiefs as Andy is the definition of lenient parent. Idiot will likely be upside down to remainder of his rookie deal and he’s likely spent a shitton of his signing bonus. Dumbass hanging with same crew he wrecked with, in a club at 2:30am, beat a photog. Should be going to church Sundays, working with handicapped youth during the week, watching old movies with granny on Saturday.

So I ask the surly legal eagles what do you tell your client? How do you deal with obvious boneheads?
#1411
1 hour ago, ztejas said:

LOL dude Rice kept their WR corp alive enough to win another SB. He may have a 10 cent head but he's a fucking fiend at wide-out. If anything X is better off with a guy like Rice to play off of. 

10 cents for Rice's head should get you 5 cents in change

#1412

Yeah that dumb mofo might find himself out of the  league faster than his current level of "give a shit" would suggest. I'm not predicting it, but I wouldn't be surprised if he has played his last game for the chiefs. They don't need that shit fresh off of Britt Reid's legacy. 

#1413
11 hours ago, ztejas said:

LOL dude Rice kept their WR corp alive enough to win another SB. He may have a 10 cent head but he's a fucking fiend at wide-out. If anything X is better off with a guy like Rice to play off of. 


He could be, sure. But without guys like Moore, Toney, and Watson to finally breathe some life into the receivers last fall after all the dropsies in the first month or so, Rice wasn’t going to get them there.

Coupled with all his bullshit? Good riddance, we’ll move in another direction, thanks. 

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#1414
Xavier Worthy's welcome to Kansas City includes having his car stolen from the garage at his apartment complex. https://t.co/jGbeEiNuhD

 

#1416
1 hour ago, SurlyBDR said:
Xavier Worthy's welcome to Kansas City includes having his car stolen from the garage at his apartment complex. https://t.co/jGbeEiNuhD

 

That apartment complex sucks. He choose poorly. 

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#1417

This guy makes bad decisions?  No wai!

Chiefs rookie WR Xavier Worthy is flexing his new jewelry and making it rain 👀

 

#1418
12 minutes ago, Mittens said:

This guy makes bad decisions?  No wai!

Chiefs rookie WR Xavier Worthy is flexing his new jewelry and making it rain 👀

 

Looks like a bunch of $1 bills.  Still though.  Be careful of the path.

#1423
5 hours ago, Mittens said:

This guy makes bad decisions?  No wai!

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The odds of him keeping his money after his playing days are over is not that great. 

#1425
15 hours ago, mininghorn88 said:

Looks like a bunch of $1 bills.  Still though.  Be careful of the path.

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#1426
11 hours ago, Mez2 said:

Well,  if he threw quarters then it would be aggravated assault 

I have tossed and stuck landings with loonies and toonies in Canada.  Something about using USDs, exchange rate, conversion fees just did not seem right at the time.

#1427
17 hours ago, Mittens said:

This guy makes bad decisions?  No wai!

Chiefs rookie WR Xavier Worthy is flexing his new jewelry and making it rain 👀

 

seriously... you got all that going and you have a cat?? Hope he starts making better decisions.

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#1428
51 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

seriously... you got all that going and you have a cat?? Hope he starts making better decisions.

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#1430

The sure-fire way to get your shit stolen is to flaunt in any type of public forum/fashion. X not being smart - especially considering his whip already got swiped.

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#1431
19 hours ago, Mittens said:

This guy makes bad decisions?  No wai!

Chiefs rookie WR Xavier Worthy is flexing his new jewelry and making it rain 👀

 

These are the types of guys that put Texas football back on the map nationally last season. Shit like this, and shit like getting popped for a DUI weeks before the draft and still going in the 2nd round. 

#1433

I can tell a lot of people didn’t follow him on instagram in college. His favorite thing was to post pictures with his jewelry, money and cars at his local gas station gas pump with friends.  

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#1434
2 hours ago, Hook1997 said:

I can tell a lot of people didn’t follow him on instagram in college. His favorite thing was to post pictures with his jewelry, money and cars at his local gas station gas pump with friends.  

hell no I didn’t follow him I’m 53.  never had a facespace, instabook or mygram 

#1435
5 hours ago, ztejas said:

These are the types of guys that put Texas football back on the map nationally last season. Shit like this, and shit like getting popped for a DUI weeks before the draft and still going in the 2nd round. 

Y’all don’t know all the guys we got that’s gangsta

#1436
7 hours ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

seriously... you got all that going and you have a cat?? Hope he starts making better decisions.

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That cat is awesome.

#1437
2 hours ago, MontereyMX said:

hell no I didn’t follow him I’m 53.  never had a facespace, instabook or mygram 

Hey Sonny, in my day we couldn’t get that social media stuff on our phones….

 

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#1439
5 hours ago, Hook1997 said:

I can tell a lot of people didn’t follow him on instagram in college. His favorite thing was to post pictures with his jewelry, money and cars at his local gas station gas pump with friends.  

And if he continues that juvenile lifestyle he’ll be broke faster than #10.

#1440
49 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

And if he continues that juvenile lifestyle he’ll be broke faster than #10.

You don't go broke from cars and jewelry. Hood dudes who just fell into some money just can't go buy the kind of cars that break the bank, and those chains are 30-100k. Buying houses that are too much for you, giving money to hangers-on, investing in bad business ventures, and betting on lane 8 in how you go broke. 20 million goes a long way if you live in a 500k house with a bunch of entry level exotic cars and a few chains.

#1444
You don't go broke from cars and jewelry. Hood dudes who just fell into some money just can't go buy the kind of cars that break the bank, and those chains are 30-100k. Buying houses that are too much for you, giving money to hangers-on, investing in bad business ventures, and betting on lane 8 in how you go broke. 20 million goes a long way if you live in a 500k house with a bunch of entry level exotic cars and a few chains.
What really gets them is getting accustomed to a certain lifestyle and then trying to maintain that after the NFL millions stop flowing in.
#1446
18 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Love ocelots

X seems to be a pussy aficionado himself

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#1448
4 hours ago, Thatguy said:

You don't go broke from cars and jewelry.

Uhhh yes you absolutely can. You'd be hard pressed to name two faster-depreciating assets than custom jewelry and brand-new niche sports cars.

#1450
4 hours ago, Thatguy said:

You don't go broke from cars and jewelry. Hood dudes who just fell into some money just can't go buy the kind of cars that break the bank, and those chains are 30-100k.

he’s on a rookie contract.  the way these fucking idiots buy jewelry and cars it can quickly add up to a million dollars or more.  one nasty injury and his 5th-year option is declined and hopefully he has a good insurance policy.  and absolutely he’s broke shortly after.  he’s not getting 20MM, he’s getting less than 14 over four years which ends up being about 9.  if he gets the big 2nd contract, yeah, he’s probably fine.  lots of guys don’t.  and like you said, throw in the properties and the posse and he’s fucked without the 2nd contract.

if he’s a bust he ends up broke.  it’s not hard to end up broke if you played in the NFL.  as already stated, it happens often, and just because he’s good at football and was a longhorn doesn’t preclude him from being a dipshit.

 

12 hours ago, immamac said:

you guys are just jealous of X

no shit of course I’m fucking jealous of him.  

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