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    Several times Bert Auburn's choking impeded my breathing.

  • First - I commented in the AFC title game thread that if any former Horn was perfectly suited to play for a team with massive media distractions and hate and a target on their back every week then it'

  • Nah, this isn’t the attitude anymore. If this were 2012 and these guys were still getting barely paid, then sure. I’d pump the amateurism, bled for the university sunshine all day. But this is the new

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3 hours ago, Napoleon said:

I did happen to scroll through "Mom"'s twitter feed and after ogling and laughing and laughing and thinking [&%%&%@$#], I came across a few things.

 

And...

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...and mom needs some new swag.
 

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I guess he's ok, I could see why Sark is interested

Anyone ever seen anything like this before? A player essentially comes to a complete stop, then just beats the defender across from him with shiftiness/speed? Maybe on a punt return, but this is ridiculous. I wouldn’t suggest he attempt this in college, but shit, this is a fun highlight.

I would bet Rondale Moore did something even crazier in high school.  His highlights are the most athletically insane I have seen from a receiver.

26 minutes ago, kevwun said:

I would bet Rondale Moore did something even crazier in high school.  His highlights are the most athletically insane I have seen from a receiver.

EJ Holland thinks he's pretty overrated.

One too many lattes.  There was a clip of Moore doing a cone drill in high school that looks like it belongs in a Marvel movie.  Humans aren't supposed to be able to move like that.

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18 minutes ago, texifornia said:

EJ Holland thinks he's pretty overrated.

EJ should have resigned after Rondale Moore's freshman season. 

20 minutes ago, texifornia said:

EJ Holland thinks he's pretty overrated.

He was a low 4* with impressive physical traits. Even if Moore had put relatively little on film that wouldn't be overrated. EJ is a dumbass.

13 minutes ago, kevwun said:

One too many lattes.  There was a clip of Moore doing a cone drill in high school that looks like it belongs in a Marvel movie.  Humans aren't supposed to be able to move like that.

I remember that drill and can't find it. It was insane.

8 hours ago, Napoleon said:

I did happen to scroll through "Mom"'s twitter feed and after ogling and laughing and laughing and thinking [&%%&%@$#], I came across a few things.

 

is that good? cause that kinda looks good.

4 hours ago, Vito Andolini said:

Anyone ever seen anything like this before? A player essentially comes to a complete stop, then just beats the defender across from him with shiftiness/speed? Maybe on a punt return, but this is ridiculous. I wouldn’t suggest he attempt this in college, but shit, this is a fun highlight.

I don't think #4 has any college offers, and xavier knew he could do whatever he wanted with that dude trying to tackle him. Not to mention all the other defenders...

Oh is he gonna be fun to watch.

9 hours ago, Napoleon said:

I did happen to scroll through "Mom"'s twitter feed and after ogling and laughing and laughing and thinking [&%%&%@$#], I came across a few things.

And..

 


...and mom needs some new swag.
 

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Oh My George Takai GIF

23 hours ago, Vito Andolini said:

Anyone ever seen anything like this before? A player essentially comes to a complete stop, then just beats the defender across from him with shiftiness/speed? Maybe on a punt return, but this is ridiculous. I wouldn’t suggest he attempt this in college, but shit, this is a fun highlight.

Looks like a basketball move from a great point

Shame about all that M gear. At least his family will have clothes to wear when they change the oil or unclog a drain.

7 minutes ago, Jabberwocky said:
Maybe it should actually go here.

 

Question:  " What is the most frequently uttered phrase in South Austin?"

 

11 minutes ago, Jabberwocky said:

Maybe it should actually go here.

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Today, Worthy tweeted that he was officially a Longhorn, but when he was reached for comment he told Horns247 that he had not yet received his official release yet.  Worthy did go on to tell Horns247 that he received his official acceptance to Texas which brings him one step closer pending his release.

https://247sports.com/college/texas/Article/Xavier-Worthy-Texas-Longhorns-Football-Recruiting-2021-Steve-Sarkisian-165244220/

12 minutes ago, Jabberwocky said:

Maybe it should actually go here.

Not going to believe it until Mike Roach confirms.

They (Texas) just needs to get some national reporters to tweet about it to put pressure on Michigan, and they'll fold 

1 hour ago, Bevo14 said:

Not going to believe it until Mike Roach confirms.

Yep. And X will have retired from the NFL by then.

1 hour ago, Blackcat00 said:

Him and Evan Stewart are identical. 

Nice to have you on the board Darius.

42 minutes ago, Goodman said:

Nice to have you on the board Darius.

Doing gods work. You are welcomed. 

On 4/27/2021 at 11:20 PM, Machinator said:

 

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Question: 

If Harbough does NOT let him out of his LOI, then he could still start at UT in June by using his one-time immediately eligible transfer, right?

But if Harbough releases him from his LOI, he gets to keep that one-time immediately eligible transfer in his back pocket... correct?

Because if I’m reading this correctly, I would rather Harbough continue to be pissy both for future recruiting damage to Michigan and a little added security for our Longhorns. 
 

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Question: 
If Harbough does NOT let him out of his LOI, then he could still start at UT in June by using his one-time immediately eligible transfer, right?
But if Harbough releases him from his LOI, he gets to keep that one-time immediately eligible transfer in his back pocket... correct?
Because if I’m reading this correctly, I would rather Harbough continue to be pissy both for future recruiting damage to Michigan and a little added security for our Longhorns. 
 
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I hope Michigan fucks the kid out of options so he’s stuck with us is quite the take.
On 5/10/2021 at 6:46 PM, Ricky's one-hitter said:


I hope Michigan fucks the kid out of options so he’s stuck with us is quite the take.

don’t be a pussy. 

1 minute ago, Armybrat said:

I have no idea what any of this cryptic stuff means.

Michigan was dragging ass on his release but finally gave it to him.

51 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

I have no idea what any of this cryptic stuff means.

So many surly posters communicate like wives do when it is close to dinner time.

On 5/10/2021 at 1:10 PM, Getafix said:

 

Question:  " What is the most frequently uttered phrase in South Austin?"

 

Next!

32 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

I’m not sure if he’s competed in track since, but google tells me he ran a 10.55 as a sophomore. 

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

 

Well over 98% of high school players are described as “raw” and that only drops to about 90% of drafted players still being described as “raw”.

This bullshit description is one of my biggest pet peeves. 

This kid has probably been working with a WR coach for 2 to 3 years. He got his school work in order so that he could enroll in college in the spring and be contributing his first fall in college. 

If you can run the route tree, create separation, and catch like a Venus fly trap as a high school senior, you ARE NOT “RAW”!

Shut the fuck up, Eric Nahlin, with this “raw” bullshit! It doesn’t make you sound like you’re a football expert. It makes you sound like a parroting douchebag!

Edited by Napoleon

Wish this kid had flipped on NSD1 and enrolled early here. I still think he'll factor in the rotation since he's got so much talent.

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