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    Several times Bert Auburn's choking impeded my breathing.

  • First - I commented in the AFC title game thread that if any former Horn was perfectly suited to play for a team with massive media distractions and hate and a target on their back every week then it'

  • Nah, this isn’t the attitude anymore. If this were 2012 and these guys were still getting barely paid, then sure. I’d pump the amateurism, bled for the university sunshine all day. But this is the new

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Nobody said you couldn’t share.  Just take the ribbing sans sauce.  

Even for a dirt stealer, I like your choice in shoes.

Hook’em!!!
 

Hook’em X, I hope you have a decade+ of success. Just like Bijan, my favorite current NFL player, even though he plays for the Dirty Birds, I’ll be wearing his jersey at work next Friday as we celebrate a new season.

Hook’em!!!

I feel dirty admitting this, and especially since they're in our division, but I've always kinda had a soft spot for Atlanta. Their unis are pretty dope, and Bijan is a freak, so it's easier to watch them. 

Their red helmets are absolutely epic. 

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im gonna draft worthy far too early this season. 8th round my ass. dude is gonna be WR#1 before long in Reid's offense with Mahomes tossing him the ball.

I have Bijan T-Shirt/jersey because I like the man and not the team! I’ll be wearing my Bijan shirt to work this Friday. As we celebrate the upcoming season.

Last year was RoJo with the Bears! Get healthy young man and go get yours!

Hook’em!!!

I always without fail draft at least 1-2 guys too early and hate myself once I look at my draft when it's done. Worthy will probably be that guy since Brown is injured. With anyone else he goes for 1300+ 10+ TD's. With me? 400  3 TD's. 

1 hour ago, Blotto said:

im gonna draft worthy far too early this season. 8th round my ass. dude is gonna be WR#1 before long in Reid's offense with Mahomes tossing him the ball.


He’ll grow to be the WR version of Patrick has in Travis from the TE spot. Not a bad place to be, IMO.

Don’t forget that Rice may not be sticking around, either. Depends on when he finally has to answer for that shit in Dallas, and what comes from it all. 

4 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:


He’ll grow to be the WR version of Patrick has in Travis from the TE spot. Not a bad place to be, IMO.

Don’t forget that Rice may not be sticking around, either. Depends on when he finally has to answer for that shit in Dallas, and what comes from it all. 

Yeah I googled that shitbag today, because I didnt recall hearing what his NFL penalty would be. WTF, still not punished and maybe wont be until '25 because Goodell wants the legal process to play out first? Goddell can be such a pussy at times. 

 

2 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

I feel dirty admitting this, and especially since they're in our division, but I've always kinda had a soft spot for Atlanta. Their unis are pretty dope, and Bijan is a freak, so it's easier to watch them. 

Their red helmets are absolutely epic. 

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11 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Yeah I googled that shitbag today, because I didnt recall hearing what his NFL penalty would be. WTF, still not punished and maybe wont be until '25 because Goodell wants the legal process to play out first? Goddell can be such a pussy at times. 

 


Yep. Which is why he’s still here to begin with. Yet rumors without proof is good enough in other situations.

Consistency, oh where art thou?

11 minutes ago, msucolt45 said:


Nice pics of Mr Falcon.

Hook’em!!!

He should be in the nfl hall of fame, it’s a crime he hasn’t made it but Terrell Davis is enshrined. 

12 minutes ago, WinningIsHard said:

He should be in the nfl hall of fame, it’s a crime he hasn’t made it but Terrell Davis is enshrined. 

Well he played for the Falcons...

Dad played with T Nobis in the early 60s. Back then Freshmen weren’t eligible. Nobis took over the depth chart on the OL, prior to even making his name as a linebacker. All Dad used to say was I hated having to go against Tommy in practice! Yes we’re talking practice!

Hook’em!!!

  • 2 weeks later...

It’s going to be a show come a week from tomorrow.

Tough game to start off, but it’s a new season with new opportunities. Would be perfect if X has a few TD’s in February. 

47 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

It’s going to be a show come a week from tomorrow.

Tough game to start off, but it’s a new season with new opportunities. Would be perfect if X has a few TD’s in February. 

So, the Super Bowl.  I'll allow it.

Mom is pretty hot.  It’d be weird if we got together and I was X’s stepdad.  He’d probably call me by my first name at first instead of “dad,” but I’m sure that’ll come with time.    
 

(assuming mom isn’t married) 

His mom is an absolute smoke show. 

I get not being able to attend in person, and it's nice that X attended by video, but was he really wearing pajama pants? I'm probably just getting old but put on something with a belt. 

44 minutes ago, Park Gothic said:

His mom is an absolute smoke show. 

I get not being able to attend in person, and it's nice that X attended by video, but was he really wearing pajama pants? I'm probably just getting old but put on something with a belt. 

And a fedora, amirite?

I am happy for worthy......but never in my wildest dreams would I believe that Dicker the Kicker just signed a $22million 4 year contract with the Chargers.....I never knew they even paid kickers

 

3 hours ago, oldhorn2 said:

I am happy for worthy......but never in my wildest dreams would I believe that Dicker the Kicker just signed a $22million 4 year contract with the Chargers.....I never knew they even paid kickers

 

That's Texas Longhorn career field goal leader Cameron Dicker to you.

On 8/29/2024 at 8:49 PM, Lhorn said:

Mom is pretty hot.  It’d be weird if we got together and I was X’s stepdad.  He’d probably call me by my first name at first instead of “dad,” but I’m sure that’ll come with time.    
 

(assuming mom isn’t married) 

Hey buddy, lets go ahead and sit down for the next few plays.

Welcome to The League young man! 1st TD. Running and not a reception.

Hook’em!!!

4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

very under used or misused at UT 

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It’s the 26 tds and 2700 yards in 3 years receiving that makes him underutilized. I get it. Should have been 9000 yards and 87 tds.
5 minutes ago, Not a Sock said:

Your first touch in the NFL being a touchdown is insane.

and these coaches still don't get it. Just call the touchdown plays!

15 minutes ago, markstanco said:


It’s the 26 tds and 2700 yards in 3 years receiving that makes him underutilized. I get it. Should have been 9000 yards and 87 tds.

Target stats aren't easily accessible for college but I'm guessing Worthy had something like 250 in 27 games in 22 and 23.

38 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

very under used or misused at UT 

Nothing more lazy and dumb than the misused trope.

35 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Target stats aren't easily accessible for college but I'm guessing Worthy had something like 250 in 27 games in 22 and 23.

335 targets in three seasons per PFF.  More than 100 targets each season.  Targets increased each season.

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3 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

335 targets in three seasons per PFF.  More than 100 targets each season.  Targets increased each season.

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Yeah - 232 in 22 and 23 

His catch % was a bit higher than I figured.

I’m glad I dropped Tee Higgins for Worthy at the last minute.

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