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TEXAS blows out tech. 
aggy blown out. 
Astros clinch (ish) division?
US Ryder cup ducks up Euros?

OU loses?

that will do donkey that will do. 

Go home drunk, you're Mr. Lahey

Might be wise to wait until the entire list is cleared

5 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

TEXAS blows out tech. 
aggy blown out. 
Astros clinch (ish) division?
US Ryder cup ducks up Euros?

OU loses?

that will do donkey that will do. 

fucking wulaw is a complete goober, he might as well be our branding iron i guess.  fucking second quarter.

2 minutes ago, LonghornSean said:

Aggy game is in the 2nd quarter you jinxing bastard.

Have you seen their QB?

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Come at me bro!  It is what it is. It shall all come to pass. 

1 minute ago, Johnny Sack said:

Have you seen their QB?

Sure but the pigs have snatched defeat from the jaws of victory a lot vs the Ags recently.

Just now, LonghornSean said:

Sure but the pigs have snatched defeat from the jaws of victory a lot vs the Ags recently.

I Mean he’s a shittier version of Chance Mock

like clockwork, easily their best drive of the day. 

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I picture Wulaw saying something like this the morning before the bridge took the top off his RV. "This is going to be the most glorious day ever". 

Fuck Tech!   It would be nice if this was the scorched Earth tour of the Big12  by Texas before we leave next year.  

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Y’all are pussies. I’ve drawn the line in the sand. Embrace it! 

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Just now, Bigbend1812 said:

Fuck Tech!   It would be nice if this was the scorched Earth tour of the Big12  by Texas before we leave next year.  

My man! 

30 minutes ago, ousux said:

Go home drunk, you're Mr. Lahey

Might be wise to wait until the entire list is cleared

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49 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

TEXAS blows out tech. Yes
aggy blown out. Yes
Astros clinch (ish) division? Fuck the cheaters
US Ryder cup ducks up Euros? Fuck golf

OU loses? Not likely

that will do donkey that will do. 

 

and since this dumbass post, arkansas hasn't gotten close to scoring and aggies have put up 10.

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2 minutes ago, sidis said:

and since this dumbass post, arkansas hasn't gotten close to scoring and aggies have put up 10.

Enjoy this day. Seriously, it’s all good. 

2 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

TEXAS blows out tech. 
aggy blown out. 
Astros clinch (ish) division?
US Ryder cup ducks up Euros?

OU loses?

that will do donkey that will do. 

Watching aggy get close to pulling this out and then getting the rug pulled out is even sweeter than the blowout loss. 

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3 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

As an Astros fan….fuck this cursed thread 

Dude, of all the things that matter the Astros game is irrelevant. Call me up at 832-557-1095 and I will drop some playoff tickets on you. Seriously. Gabe 

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57 minutes ago, sidis said:

and since this dumbass post, arkansas hasn't gotten close to scoring and aggies have put up 10.

Do you feel like a vagina yet?  It’s ok. You should feel like a vagina but it’s ok. 

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Most glorious day ever?

It's aight. I've had worse.

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5 minutes ago, Sabalo said:

2 down

 

US Ryder cup makes 3! I’m 3-1 and the only one that didn’t happen, (Astros), doesn’t really matter as they’ve got 7 days left to clinch. 
this day is awesome. Clemson losing would be fun. But OU going down would be borderline erotic. 

2 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

TEXAS blows out tech. 
aggy blown out. 
Astros clinch (ish) division?
US Ryder cup ducks up Euros?

OU loses?

that will do donkey that will do. 

Clempson fucking lost lol

1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

US Ryder cup makes 3! I’m 3-1 and the only one that didn’t happen, (Astros), doesn’t really matter as they’ve got 7 days left to clinch. 
this day is awesome. Clemson losing would be fun. But OU going down would be borderline erotic. 

 

Everyone has predictions, it take real balls to put yours out there. Tip of the cap.

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3 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

 

Everyone has predictions, it take real balls to put yours out there. Tip of the cap.

This is a heater!  

This is a stupid thread. We’ve won national championships. Negged

No RVs were damaged in the making of this thread. 

2 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

TEXAS blows out tech. 
aggy blown out. 
Astros clinch (ish) division?
US Ryder cup ducks up Euros?

OU loses?

that will do donkey that will do. 

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I was with you until you brought up the Astros. 

The cockroaches got penetrated from behind at home to the tune of 350 rushing yards today - can we add that to the list? 

I’ll call it a good day. Fucking clutch as fuck.
 

 

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7 minutes ago, GTNY said:

This is a stupid thread. We’ve won national championships. Negged

Ok mr. fun police. This isn’t literal. But a day where all that happens is awesome don’t be a vagina. 

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3 minutes ago, elfenix said:

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What’s wrong wit you dude?  This is a great day. 

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1 minute ago, ztejas said:

I was with you until you brought up the Astros. 

The cockroaches got penetrated from behind at home to the tune of 350 rushing yards today - can we add that to the list? 

Absolutely. 

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Y’all giving me the finger should feel shame and embarrassment 

Wulaw Horn,

I’ll be your Huckleberry! Great weekend so far!

19 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Y’all giving me the finger should feel shame and embarrassment 

I'm giving you the finger because October 8, 2005 beats this. On that day VY buttfucked OU 45-12, and later that day Astros beat the fucking Braves in the playoffs (day before the 18 inning game). I honestly don't remember any of the other games, so maybe aggy beat whoever the hell they played by 50, but it don't make a shit. Still better.

Most glorious day ever?

 

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5 minutes ago, Serak The Preparer said:

I'm giving you the finger because October 8, 2005 beats this. On that day VY buttfucked OU 45-12, and later that day Astros beat the fucking Braves in the playoffs (day before the 18 inning game). I honestly don't remember any of the other games, so maybe aggy beat whoever the hell they played by 50, but it don't make a shit. Still better.

I mean I’m. Again, it wasn’t meant to be literally. The point is it’s fucking amazing day if it plays out like this. If you are straining to compare it to days 16 years ago that proves the point. 

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Bunch of fucking literal motherfuckers. Get in the vibe. Today is awesome so far and we are an OU loss away from bliss. Chill out and enjoy! 

1 hour ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Do you feel like a vagina yet?  It’s ok. You should feel like a vagina but it’s ok. 

You are fucking welcome for counter-jinxing your jinx. Hard work cleaning up your messes. 

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