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5 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Bunch of fucking literal motherfuckers. Get in the vibe. Today is awesome so far and we are an OU loss away from bliss. Chill out and enjoy! 

Man, we get it.  It's one of those days where everything aligns. 

But . . .

 

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14 minutes ago, Serak The Preparer said:

I'm giving you the finger because October 8, 2005 beats this. On that day VY buttfucked OU 45-12, and later that day Astros beat the fucking Braves in the playoffs (day before the 18 inning game). I honestly don't remember any of the other games, so maybe aggy beat whoever the hell they played by 50, but it don't make a shit. Still better.

Don't be that fucking guy. You might as well go full on pussy and say "No no the best day ever is the day my kids were born". 

9 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

Don't be that fucking guy. You might as well go full on pussy and say "No no the best day ever is the day my kids were born". 

Fair enough. Meant it in a joking manner but it didn't come off that way. Tone.

I'll add in Jeff Traylor's big comeback win on the road in Memphis...my hope is we win three NCs with Sark who then goes to the NFL and Traylor takes over for a 12-year run featuring seven NCs. Read it here first. Pull this post back up in 2039. 

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No not even close, this doesnt even sniff half the games of 05

Get it together man. It was Tech. Now, if we put up 70 on OU...

It'll officially be "glorious" if WVU beats 0u in Norman

36 minutes ago, Serak The Preparer said:

Fair enough. Meant it in a joking manner but it didn't come off that way. Tone.

I get it, mine too. Just razzin ya, as i have nothing to be surly about.

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3 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

It'll officially be "glorious" if WVU beats 0u in Norman

That was sort of the point of the post my dude. 

Just now, Wulaw Horn said:

That was sort of the point of the post my dude. 

Just checked in...missed it.

SMU's win over TcU was borderline erotic, too.

55 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

Don't be that fucking guy. You might as well go full on pussy and say "No no the best day ever is the day my kids were born". 

I have honestly never said that.  Winning the natty will always rank higher and I have let my kids know that.

I speak truth.

4 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Y’all are pussies. I’ve drawn the line in the sand. Embrace it! 

Good luck washing the sand out of your crotch.

25 minutes ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

I'll add in Jeff Traylor's big comeback win on the road in Memphis...my hope is we win three NCs with Sark who then goes to the NFL and Traylor takes over for a 12-year run featuring seven NCs. Read it here first. Pull this post back up in 2039. 

How many times between now and then does this site have to migrate?

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So, that was less than ideal. Should have been 7. Can’t be too unhappy about OU losing but should be 7 instead of 3. 

 
Everyone has predictions, it take real balls to put yours out there. Tip of the cap.
Balls..or a fifth of firewater?

The mighty Delhi Capitals put an ass whipping on the Rajasthan Royals to pretty much clinch a spot in the Indian Premier League playoffs.  It’s down the list, but I’m still adding it to my day of awesomeness.

Bunch of fucking literal motherfuckers. Get in the vibe. Today is awesome so far and we are an OU loss away from bliss. Chill out and enjoy! 
If you can pull off a blowU loss I'll rep every post you make here.

Shaping up, but unless I get a surprise BJ from my wife as I pour Irish whiskey on her nipples it's gonna be a close second.

10 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

If ou loses this game I will set up a tent in my back yard and invite my wife inside… in honor of wulaw horn. 

Why stop there? Add South Austin's mom to the party 

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So, OU didn’t lose but their fans booooooo’d the shit out of them and chanted for their back up QB. They are shook. 
They are terrible, we should win convincingly. 
Seriously, this was a great fucking day even if it didn’t get completely epic with a blow u loss. 
Enjoy. 
 

7 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

So, OU didn’t lose but their fans booooooo’d the shit out of them and chanted for their back up QB. They are shook. 
They are terrible, we should win convincingly. 
Seriously, this was a great fucking day even if it didn’t get completely epic with a blow u loss. 
Enjoy. 
 

I had a great fucking day too.  Was a very diverse set of joy for old dingleberry.  The ou loss would have. Been icing but the cake was still good. 

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