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On 9/30/2021 at 8:25 AM, hiphopfroggyIII said:

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For you, the day Surly crowdsourced your sock was the most important day of your life. But for us, it was Tuesday.

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    speaking of ag, you guys are the most butthurt insecure fanbase out there, it is absolutely hilarious. Trying to fabricate all these reasons to be mad at TCU when the only real reason is that we beat

  • I want to kick TCU's ass for no other reason than the annoying bitch who was showing her ass at the Big 12 hearing in the Texas Legislature. 

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    This Saturday, Bevo Burgers coming right up  

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On 9/30/2021 at 12:38 PM, TenCarryTom said:

My favorite part was when he mentioned that he believes no one respects and that we have to make them respect us. 

He's not wrong.

30 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

I am highly skeptical most college girls have bodies like that.

I am also highly skeptical you have had to opportunity to pass on those that do.

That's just your opinion, man! I put a lot more weight on the face than the body. Average (not fat) body is fine for me as long as her face is pretty.

48 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

How can anyone rank their faces more than 5? Sure they have toned bodies but so do most college girls these days. 

I think you also forgot to put on your glasses...every time you've encountered college-aged girls.

Just now, Tex Pete said:

I think you also forgot to put on your glasses...every time you've encountered college-aged girls.

You can say that again!

4 minutes ago, nnm said:

 

Cute college coeds dancing?  That's not really my thing.

-UTEE97

 

 

 

;)

 

13 minutes ago, nnm said:

 

I've seen High School Dancers dance better than that.

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2 minutes ago, Brandywine said:

I've seen High School Dancers dance better than that.

Shy Guy on Twitter: ">Picture of Butter's underage winner........ Why don't  you have a seat over there....… "

2 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

This has caused many a man to wake up with coyote ugly.

 

2 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Buddy, I'd be lying if I said that hadn't happened to me at least once, 

Every time you look in the mirror

1 hour ago, BigOrange1 said:

this is the correct order.

no it isn't, I'm railing the brunette at least 3 times before hitting the next one.

1 hour ago, UTEE97 said:

How can anyone rank their faces more than 5? Sure they have toned bodies but so do most college girls these days. Hard pass for me, sorry!

Tell us you like dudes without saying you like dudes 

1 hour ago, UTEE97 said:

That's just your opinion, man! I put a lot more weight on the face than the body. Average (not fat) body is fine for me as long as her face is pretty.

Face doesn't matter when you're looking at the top or back of her head.

17 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Tell us you like dudes without saying you like dudes 

Says the one who thinks dude faced girls are pretty.🤣Screenshot_20211001-150325_Facebook.jpg.ae601228830d40211a5d4fcc69d7ee73.jpg

Those titties don’t look like a dudes

I would rather watch fat chicks if I don’t have to listen to whatever that shit they were dancing to was.

Damn sure wasn’t what I call music.

Be sure to get extra beer/liquor/food for tomorrow's game -- hope forecasts are wrong, but there might be weather delays due to lightning...  😡

 

2 hours ago, UTEE97 said:

How can anyone rank their faces more than 5? Sure they have toned bodies but so do most college girls these days. Hard pass for me, sorry!

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Watching Rewind from the Tech game.

Sark: "It wasn't about the scoreboard it was about our standard."

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16 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Be sure to get extra beer/liquor/food for tomorrow's game -- hope forecasts are wrong, but there might be weather delays due to lightning...  😡

 

The last weather delay during a TCU game worked out pretty well for us. Let’s hope history repeats itself, if the forecasts are right. 

1 hour ago, UTEE97 said:

Says the one who thinks dude faced girls are pretty.🤣Screenshot_20211001-150325_Facebook.jpg.ae601228830d40211a5d4fcc69d7ee73.jpg

She has a face? Didn't notice

38 Minute Mark --  Toad Game Talk:    "Don't Buy the Lie"

 

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Well pretty much just waiting for this game to start. I find myself worried about this defense. Foster is just plain bad and Coburn is MIA. Coburn should be pushing folks around like Poona by now. Also bend but don't break even when working is so frustrating because you have to depend on the other team not shoving it down your throat after giving them easy yards between the 20s. Other than that I am ready to see another win.

47 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Be sure to get extra beer/liquor/food for tomorrow's game -- hope forecasts are wrong, but there might be weather delays due to lightning...  😡

 

Little to no rain in DFW this week - forecast has been way off every day.  Suns out now and updated forecast pretty much shows nothing - not even the overnight rains that have been expected all week.  Not trying to take PhD’s job, but don’t expect weather or field conditions to be an issue.  

Damn, they really care about this game.  Sark should play this in the locker room   

 

2 hours ago, Longhornlove said:

no it isn't, I'm railing the brunette at least 3 times before hitting the next one.

Yeah she is the standout between Randy-ette and ETBF at the other end. 

Random question - do Texas players stay with each other off campus the night before home games? SMU is always at a hotel together in Dallas rather than staying on campus the night before home games.

Was wondering if that's a common practice or a somewhat unique move by the coaching staff. 

5 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Random question - do Texas players stay with each other off campus the night before home games? SMU is always at a hotel together in Dallas rather than staying on campus the night before home games.

Was wondering if that's a common practice or a somewhat unique move by the coaching staff. 

The whole team stays in a hotel the night before a game

13 minutes ago, Mason Ramsey said:

The whole team stays in a hotel the night before a game

Gracias. Assumed so. Was that a thing before COVID, too? 

Just now, ztejas said:

Gracias. Assumed so. Was that a thing before COVID, too? 

I believe so, yes

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14 minutes ago, brakeman said:

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Hook'em!

Monster Sexist?

1 hour ago, SDG said:

Damn, they really care about this game.  Sark should play this in the locker room   

 

It’s going to be glorious tomorrow seeing that fat ass M&M peanut of a coach sweating and yelling tomorrow when the game is out of reach 

10 minutes ago, Mason Ramsey said:

I believe so, yes

Cool. It makes sense. 

5 hours ago, Valmy77 said:

I am highly skeptical most college girls have bodies like that.

I am also highly skeptical you have had to opportunity to pass on those that do.

He might pass but his hand doesn’t.

6 hours ago, Dahobbs said:

35 is a reasonable score? 

I think Fatterson will come loaded for bear. They'll pick up 7 or 10 in trash time, plus I think we'll see a team that's better than Rice and Tech. If we put up 55, I'll be one happy motherfucker. We should win tomorrow. The next two weeks will set the tone. Go Horns! History awaits.

39 minutes ago, JohnnyTapia said:

It’s going to be glorious tomorrow seeing that fat ass M&M peanut of a coach sweating and yelling tomorrow when the game is out of reach 

What do you have against M&Ms?

Fuck the cockroaches, fuck Fat Gare, and fuck this conference. We're going out winners. Let that sweaty fuck pass out on the sidelines from the beating they're about to receive. 

3 hours ago, Wax Beer Cup said:

Little to no rain in DFW this week - forecast has been way off every day.  Suns out now and updated forecast pretty much shows nothing - not even the overnight rains that have been expected all week.  Not trying to take PhD’s job, but don’t expect weather or field conditions to be an issue.  

Yeah, this is wrong. “It didn’t rain on me, so it must not have rained over the other 9,300 square miles.”

Edit: 100% of North Texas picked up measurable rain. Areas west of Fort Worth received 4”+

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That storm line that’s coming in should move on through a few hours before kickoff in the morning. At least that’s what my weather channel radar is projecting.

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33 minutes ago, Sal said:

Yeah, this is wrong. “It didn’t rain on me, so it must not have rained over the other 9,300 square miles.”

Edit: 100% of North Texas picked up measurable rain. Areas west of Fort Worth received 4”+

West of Ft Worth is not DFW.  The DFW metroplex has received little to no rain, especially with the 3” predicted all week.  Not saying there may not be showers between now and game time, but not the all night soaker predicted earlier this week.  Wunderground FTW forecast seems to agree.  
 

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1 hour ago, ztejas said:

Cool. It makes sense. 

Yeah.  They used to stay off that hotel on the riverside exit and this was in the early 2000s

4 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Oh yeah, she'll do just fine 

Good job... guess yah found your glasses Spider2YB  😋

46 minutes ago, Wax Beer Cup said:

West of Ft Worth is not DFW.  The DFW metroplex has received little to no rain, especially with the 3” predicted all week.  Not saying there may not be showers between now and game time, but not the all night soaker predicted earlier this week.  Wunderground FTW forecast seems to agree.  
 

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Parker County is part of DFW. Fort Worth got ~1” of rain. That’s not “little to no rain.” Keep digging that grave.

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