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8 minutes ago, crimsonlonghorn said:

Wentz got done wrong and I hope he succeeds in Indy

Nicole is gonna have a word with you.

Remember when these were drive killing penalties?

Hopefully we’re past that.

Is it crazy to think Parsons is sort of changing the culture of this team already? Or at least the defense. 


Let’s shove it up their ass hwre


Let’s hope it’s not “slap, slap, slapping sounds” culture change.
Can't stand Hurts. Wentz got done wrong and I hope he succeeds in Indy and makes the Eagles regret going for the flash in the pan last year when they already had a QB.

Wentz sucks and was rumored he’s a prick, so maybe perfect for eagles

Wait…other teams are called offsides too?

2 minutes ago, Drew said:

Remember when these were drive killing penalties?

Hopefully we’re past that.

1st and 20....no prob. move the chains

2 minutes ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

Bullshit call against Williams. He was being held 

Walter Anderson disagrees. 

Peyton to Lebron “how do you adjust to being this old now?”

let’s go Dallas! 

Waiting for LeBron to flop, hoping to get a call on one of the Mannings.

This offense is fun.

Dak is so in control of this.

Just now, Nicole44 said:

Peyton to Lebron “how do you adjust to being this old now?”

let’s go Dallas! 

ESPN needs to stick with this. Gives a little talk show time for guests but not fucking SAS and the other assholes. They did something right 

Every guy in the secondary that tackles Zeke looks in pain when they get up

Dak: *waves left at CeeDee ... "I'm coming your way"

Narrator: He went the other way.

There’s the killer penalty.

Or maybe it isn’t…

I'm getting convinced that it's deliberate with these penalties.

Usually I write off conspiracy shit like that

That's a weak fucking holding call, inside the pads that shit isn't even an OU hold.

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

That's a weak fucking holding call, inside the pads that shit isn't even an OU hold.

The middle of his fucking chest

That never gets called.

It's deliberate

If the Cowboys do not win the East this year, McCarthy needs to be fucking fired

Cowboys findin them some glory hole.

Daaayum.

Bob Ross is the best audible ever. 

We’re doing the same thing over and over again and they can’t stop it. Run these fuckers into the dirt.

These guys suck. I need to get to bed early so pour it on.

And cut the kicker for fucks sake. There has to be someone out there who can make a fucking kick.

They bad part is this should be 21-0. Or maybe even 28-0.

2 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Every guy in the secondary that tackles Zeke looks in pain when they get up

Yep.  Zeke is bulldogging that ass.    

Just keep pounding the ball. The defense will be toast by the 4th quarter

If OU got called for these holds that are going against Dallas we'd never lose in the Cotton Bowl again. 

Just now, Drew said:

They bad part is this should be 21-0. Or maybe even 28-0.

Definitely should be 28-0

Hope we can do this for the next 37 minutes. Mashing on the Phily defense is getting me harder than the times in ‘29. 

Yes and Zeke is still pretty good. Think the mix of him and pollard along with the precision passing is just perfect.

Just now, Mo Horn said:

Just keep pounding the ball. The defense will be toast by the 4th quarter

A 3 and out here and that defense is going to be toast halfway through the 2nd quarter.  Those DBs getting their asses kicked by Zeke is about to show up in dogass coverage

13 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Let’s shove it up their ass hwre

@NowThis

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5 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

ESPN needs to stick with this. Gives a little talk show time for guests but not fucking SAS and the other assholes. They did something right 

They need to let Eli and Peyton call the Ole Miss v Tennessee game. I mean…

Dallas looks damn good! Happy! 

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