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2 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

I’ll never get tired of the short-haired hottie married to the nerd on the DTV/Serena/WW spot. Just stare at her.

Agree.

25 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Nick Saban as their third quarter guest should be interesting. He has no sense of humor that I’m aware of.

“So, Nick, did you hear what Jimbo said about you this summer.”

Saban:

Happy Antonio Banderas GIF

Should we cover the fucking TEs?

 

And that’s exactly how the cowboys go.

They literally had Hurts IN the grasp, but let him get away. He throws a bomb tow. Covered WR and completes it.

Jesus Christ I can’t with This team l. M


Now even if they hold they’ll get pinned again.


Oh and look at Jaylon being slow as shit again.

From 3rd and long from their own 5 to about to score a TD. Yep. These are the cowboys.

Get Jaylon off the ducking field. He’s getting destroyed

Parsons was obviously held. 
 

how are there not 14 guys on the street that are a better option than Jaylon Smith? Jesus he is had. 

3 minutes ago, crimsonlonghorn said:

Eagles are holding on every pass play now. 

 

2 minutes ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

Where the hold on Parsons?

On the Hurts scramble...holy furk it was terrible.

 

The Officials are in Madden Mode...letting the team getting their asses drilled catch up.

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Just now, slorch said:

 

On the Hurts scramble...holy furk it was terrible.

Yep.  Atrocious holding, of course not called because, well…Dallas.  

I like the aggression and they are getting home, but it’s street all now and hurts is running by them. Need to adjust. 

Cowboys started thinking the game was over after the pick 6. Sloppy now 

8 minutes ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

How could u ever get tired of Serena in a wonderwomen costume? What the fuck is wrong with you? 

Serena I don't mind.  It's the couple switching back and forth on their TV and John McEnroe with the "You cannot be serious" for the millionth time.

2 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Parsons was obviously held. 
 

how are there not 14 guys on the street that are a better option than Jaylon Smith? Jesus he is had. 

What do you mean? I was just told he's the leader of the defense and playing great this season and Parsons can never lead like Jaylon Smith

Cowboys will start this drive and the officials will interject.

 

Wait for it.

Just now, Bullneck said:

Serena I don't mind.  It's the couple switching back and forth on their TV and John McEnroe with the "You cannot be serious" for the millionth time.

The couple? I wanna bag his wife on that couch. She's the hottest chick in the commercial game right now

5 minutes ago, Drew said:

And that’s exactly how the cowboys go.

They literally had Hurts IN the grasp, but let him get away. He throws a bomb tow. Covered WR and completes it.

Jesus Christ I can’t with This team l. M


Now even if they hold they’ll get pinned again.


Oh and look at Jaylon being slow as shit again.

From 3rd and long from their own 5 to about to score a TD. Yep. These are the cowboys.

Ahead by 13 but not enjoying the game?  

Hell of a throw there.

Just now, perfectchaos007 said:

Now would not be a good time to turtle on offense

McCarthy angers me. Jeez. 

Close your legs, Archie Manning.

aint nobody got time for that GIF

Ahead by 13 but not enjoying the game?  

They should be up by more. This Is how they let teams back in.

But yes. I’m letting Jaylon anger me too much.
1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

A couple years ago and that’s a 15 yard gain for Zeke. 

He always seems to be tripped up right at the last second. 

Well that was obvious miscommunication.

They are doing everything they can to blow this game. Have totally gone away from the run game. 

8 minutes ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

Any chance surly could find out her name ? 

Couldn't find it.

How come the other team can alway blitz and get to the QB on 3rd. We just let the other fucker have all day.

Dude literally had no time.

If the Eagles score here were full on suicide watch.

Diggs having a nice night. 

Fat Mike got his undergrad at the Andy Reid school of clock management and he has a masters from the Mensa school of play calling. 

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