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2 hours ago, Doak said:

2011: After SMU won in 2011 in Fort Worth, Gary went on to claim that they "will never help SMU again"...simply because he got his ass beat. https://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/ncaaf-dr-saturday/patterson-tcu-never-going-help-smu-ever-again-000100263.html

2019: SMU whips TCU

2020: Gary says this year that SMU never returned a phone call and TCU 'wanted to play SMU'. When in reality, SMU said they would even play the game in Fort Worth (game was supposed to be in Dallas) on a date of their choosing...even at the end of the year after conference play. Hence why Rashee Rice said TCU was scared to play SMU last year.

2021: SMU whips TCU. Gary says a SMU player took a helmet and literally bashed his 60 year old Assistant Coach in the head knocking him down and giving him a concussion. Utterly ridiculous and video proof has totally proved that was a false scenario by a mile. In reality, his own team knocked over the coach. He also claims the flag plant was a stunt that was coordinated well before the game, simply because a camera guy was following Rashee Rice to midfield. 

Dude has been a complainer his whole career. . Hope the Horns send GP packing once and for all.The dude is a washed up pansy.

Can't wait to see what Gary comes up with next year after SMU punks TCU in Dallas for a third straight time. They will be even better next year.

Rashee Rice sounds like a straight shooter with upper management written all over him.

4 hours ago, fattyflattie said:

Ha. I knew he was a sweaty fat fuck who constantly negatively recruits. Surprising to see he’s such a sensitive bitch tho. 

That's because he has a sweaty fat purple lettuce puta.

3 hours ago, Duke Silver said:

Hey Gary, why so yeasty?

Gary is a walking BurgerKing billboard- a whopper w/cheese.

1 hour ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

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Take Bevo to Fort Worth so he can plant a special Texas marker … that ought to Kill’em.

Bevo (w/ assist from his handlers ) laid a wet, runny streak on Kyle Field in the final regular season game of the undefeated ( to that point)  1977/Earl Campbell season.

4 hours ago, fattyflattie said:

Ha. I knew he was a sweaty fat fuck who constantly negatively recruits. Surprising to see he’s such a sensitive bitch tho. 

Anyone with the size of mammaries that Fatterson possesses most definitely has a river of estrogen (and gravy) flowing through his veins.

10 minutes ago, El Squared said:

Gary is a walking BurgerKing billboard- a whopper w/cheese.

Cheeseburger tits

2 hours ago, Doak said:

Hope the Horns send GP packing once and for all.

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2 hours ago, Doak said:

2011: After SMU won in 2011 in Fort Worth, Gary went on to claim that they "will never help SMU again"...simply because he got his ass beat. https://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/ncaaf-dr-saturday/patterson-tcu-never-going-help-smu-ever-again-000100263.html

2019: SMU whips TCU

2020: Gary says this year that SMU never returned a phone call and TCU 'wanted to play SMU'. When in reality, SMU said they would even play the game in Fort Worth (game was supposed to be in Dallas) on a date of their choosing...even at the end of the year after conference play. Hence why Rashee Rice said TCU was scared to play SMU last year.

2021: SMU whips TCU. Gary says a SMU player took a helmet and literally bashed his 60 year old Assistant Coach in the head knocking him down and giving him a concussion. Utterly Udderly ridiculous and video proof has totally proved that was a false scenario by a mile. In reality, his own team knocked over the coach. He also claims the flag plant was a stunt that was coordinated well before the game, simply because a camera guy was following Rashee Rice to midfield. 

Dude has been a complainer his whole career. . Hope the Horns send GP packing once and for all.The dude is a washed up pansy.

Can't wait to see what Gary comes up with next year after SMU punks TCU in Dallas for a third straight time. They will be even better next year.

FIFY

You're talking about Patterson.  Get it right.

Edited by You don't know me

No question he is the biggest crybaby in college football. He's savvy though - he knows how to gin up a fake controversy to distract the heat from his own seat. The one thing the few TCU alums and his cowtown overlords cannot muster is constantly being whipped by SMU.

4 hours ago, Horn Dog said:

So when does the Surly Planning committee meet about planting our flag on their field?

Just make sure to wear jorts and a jersey and tweet the video to all our recruits.

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5 hours ago, Blotto said:

For those who haven't heard this masterpiece, which I assume is 99% of us...

 

I thought something was going wrong with my computer, but no, that was a whistling solo at 1:15...

5 hours ago, JOSEYWALES66 said:

Patterson has been known to show up in bars in Fort Worth with his guitar and start playing without being asked.

He really thinks he is a good musician.

 

 

Jerry Jeff dropping in at Deep Eddy Cabaret at midnight = greatness.  Fat Pat dropping in anywhere, anytime = dysentery.

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

I thought something was going wrong with my computer, but no, that was a whistling solo at 1:15...

Fort Worth's newest, hottest, sweatiest club is Fat Gary's. Delusion, colored wigs, Chik-Fil-A Bowl swag, forehead precipitation, weird acne, heart attacks, homoeroticism--this place has it all.

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5 minutes ago, TheRealRonWeaver? said:

Fort Worth's newest, hottest, sweatiest club is Fat Gary's. Delusion, colored wigs, Chik-Fil-A Bowl swag, forehead precipitation, weird acne, heart attacks, homoeroticism, hypothyroidism, hypogonadism--this place has it all.

bill hader snl GIF by Saturday Night Live

fify

I hope we are ready.  we're going to have to overcome 14 points from the zebra's protecting fat pat's ass all day.  Time to lay the fucking wood...

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

I thought something was going wrong with my computer, but no, that was a whistling solo at 1:15...

That sounds like a 1960's/1970's Disney animated cartoon musical number....from Walt's private personal collection.

3 hours ago, El Squared said:

Bevo (w/ assist from his handlers ) laid a wet, runny streak on Kyle Field in the final regular season game of the undefeated ( to that point)  1977/Earl Campbell season.

Unfortunately, the day Bevo took that dook at the Big XII championship, he wasn't the only one who shit all over the field.

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SMU continues to troll. Amazing. Rashee Rice front and center.

 

 

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4 hours ago, TheRealRonWeaver? said:

Fort Worth's newest, hottest, sweatiest club is Fat Gary's. Delusion, colored wigs, Chik-Fil-A Bowl swag, forehead precipitation, weird acne, heart attacks, homoeroticism--this place has it all.

bill hader snl GIF by Saturday Night Live

Well yes, has it all along with Roman J. Israel, Esq and a midget on a skateboard.

11 hours ago, Clackles said:

That’s the dumbest god damn shit I’ve ever seen.

Please tell me no one watched more than 30 seconds of that trash.

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1 hour ago, Harrison Bergeron said:

Fatterson is basically Donald Trump as a football coach. #nocloakroom

Don’t bring politics here, asshole. 

On 9/28/2021 at 10:24 PM, El Squared said:

We just need to push his purple thrombosed hemorrhoids back in and up to his throat on Saturday. 

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3 hours ago, 89Horn said:

Well yes, has it all along with Roman J. Israel, Esq and a midget on a skateboard.

MTV’s Dan Cortese

Told my wife over the phone about Sweaty Fatterson and she googled it and laughed her ass off quoting the title of this thread. Not literally that name, she googled sweaty Gary Patterson. I made up his new name.

Edited by Longhornlove

Your last name is Kill & the best you can do for your son is Jerry? Not Hunter? So many cooler options. Shit I’d even go for Clean or Righteous. 

10 hours ago, Duane Moore said:

Goddamnit, now I have that stupid song in my head

Same. Here, listen to this one. Should help get the other one unstuck:

 

17 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Your last name is Kill & the best you can do for your son is Jerry? Not Hunter? So many cooler options. Shit I’d even go for Clean or Righteous. 

Kudos to Brad Johnson to name his boy Max Johnson.

How did he even manage to sing that song? Every time I've heard him talk it sounds like he just smoked a carton of Pall Mall unfiltereds.

13 hours ago, Helobious said:

Your last name is Kill & the best you can do for your son is Jerry? Not Hunter? So many cooler options. Shit I’d even go for Clean or Righteous. 

Vonta

21 hours ago, dcar00 said:

I hope we are ready.  we're going to have to overcome 14 points from the zebra's protecting fat pat's ass all day.  Time to lay the fucking wood...

From the zebra's what?

19 hours ago, Doak said:

SMU continues to troll. Amazing. Rashee Rice front and center.

 

 

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Well shit, Fatterson is gonna sue SMU for crashing his car while reading the billboard too.

32 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

From the zebra's what?

Flags?

2 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

 

He acts like that is what we give him every week. Which running back is he trying to negative recruit us for now?

3 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

He acts like that is what we give him every week. Which running back is he trying to negative recruit us for now?

 

Good thing Bijan is going to only be here for 3 years.

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5 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Good thing Bijan is going to only be here for 3 years.

Not like he was that heavily used last year either 

Fat Pat can eat a giant veiny dick and mind his own fucking business.

Fat Pat just took two bullets to the gut and now he's bleeding out screaming to anyone that will listen. Not sure I'll even be able to root for them against OU this year. Might turn a blind eye and whatever happens happens. 

25 minutes ago, UncleSonny said:

No thread title has ever been more appropriate. 

Bret Bielema would like a word.

It's almost like Patterson has a history of trying to stir up controversy to distract from his team losing. Crazy.

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God damn, how much will I not miss this shitty conference...?

 

Edited by TexArcher

Kind of looked like he lost some of that blubber.

 

Just to be contrarian.

1 minute ago, TOR said:

Kind of looked like he lost some of that blubber.

 

Just to be contrarian.

i noticed this as well...

1 minute ago, Snacks said:

i noticed this as well...

Not that I check out dudes.

 

Sooo, what are you wearing?

5 minutes ago, TOR said:

Kind of looked like he lost some of that blubber.

 

Just to be contrarian.

He owes a pound of flesh each time he loses to either SMU or Texas. Wait until you see him after they win 1 more game all season. 

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