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1 hour ago, LTtxfan said:

Surprised Fatterson's #10 highest paid HC in CFB

 

 

"Cajun Cookie Monster" #2 and David Shaw #3 are also surprising 

 

Edited by LTtxfan

2 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

David Shaw #3 are also surprising 

 

A Palo Alto venture capitalist probably covers it with money he finds between the cushions in his couch.

6 hours ago, Rockwell Torrey said:

A Palo Alto venture capitalist probably covers it with money he finds between the cushions in his couch.

And gets about the same ROI

TCU football coach Gary Patterson goes on the defensive again

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BY DREW DAVISON

A TCU graduate who wrote a lengthy piece calling for the university to fire Gary Patterson found its way to the head football coach.

Unprompted, Patterson spent close to seven minutes ranting about it during his news conference on Tuesday. The article titled “Gary Patterson Has No Plans to Make a Change, but TCU Should” was written by Matt Jennings, who majored in journalism during his time at TCU and now lives in the Atlanta area.

After answering a question about whether TCU’s defensive struggles are related in part to communication issues between the players, Patterson meandered into his thoughts on Jennings’ article.

Read more at: https://www.star-telegram.com/sport...niversity/article255115007.html#storylink=cpy

It's no wonder he and FUPM were good friends. Two thin skinned bitches.

Edited by crash_davis

Glad to find out this thread is not about Gary Patterson, the "creator of smiles":

 

 

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Edited by redswingline

Surprised he's #10 highest paid 
 
 
I'm surprised froggy reported it. Guess they wanted to flex a bit..

aggy style

Guys with statues on campus decide if and when they leave. 

Patterson's no different.

Holy crap Shaw is getting a lot of coin.

He's been there 10 years and has 1 rose bowl win under his belt. I guess that's the bar over there

  • 2 weeks later...

Fat Pat fired on Halloween…. Not sure if that is a trick or a treat 

On 10/22/2021 at 4:12 PM, Wally Pryor said:

Guys with statues on campus decide if and when they leave. 

Patterson's no different.

About that…

On 10/22/2021 at 4:12 PM, Wally Pryor said:

Guys with statues on campus decide if and when they leave. 

Patterson's no different.

It was only 10 days, but this post aged poorly.

They should fire his statue, too.

13 minutes ago, DougO said:

They should fire his statue, too.

I'm sure the Fire Marshall would appreciate it

14 hours ago, DougO said:

They should fire his statue, too.

They should at least steal his guitars and smash them on it.

beat me to it

Edited by Nivek
delete

I have to say I did not see this one coming.

  • 1 year later...

Damn, who are we going to wish to be interim HC after the first loss?

41 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

Damn, who are we going to wish to be interim HC after the first loss?

*DC

at least we’ll always have 49-0. Still doesn’t feel real

Of course, 5-7 is a better win % than Patterson had his last year at TCU. He’s good, but we’re not losing Lombardi Saban.

13 hours ago, B00M said:

*DC

at least we’ll always have 49-0. Still doesn’t feel real

Fuck it, let’s do it again!

first time in my life I’m sad to lose a huge fat sweaty gaping pussy

At least we still have plenty of pics with him wearing Longhorns gear. Still seems weird every time I see it[emoji1787]

3 hours ago, 4th and 5 said:

first time in my life I’m sad to lose a huge fat sweaty gaping pussy

User name sorta check, avatar not so much.

41 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

User name sorta check, avatar not so much.

Huge fat sweaty gaping pussy can read differently depending on how horny you are

10 minutes ago, B00M said:

Huge fat sweaty gaping pussy can read differently depending on how horny you are

Vic? 'Zat you?

Well, was Patterson beneficial to our defense this past year....or...if he was, how'd we know it?

3 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Well, was Patterson beneficial to our defense this past year....or...if he was, how'd we know it?

Only on the good plays 

  • 4 months later...
34 minutes ago, ChickenNuggets said:

Please let the reports be true and the legend returns? We gotta beat Alabama dis years...

He has the answer this time to uncalled holding on the edge now?

1 hour ago, Deej said:

He has the answer this time to uncalled holding on the edge now?

or the bullshit ridiculous targeting call.   

I'm fully expecting penalty calls to be 30 to 0 against us in conference games this year. 

10 hours ago, Deej said:

I'm fully expecting penalty calls to be 30 to 0 against us in conference games this year. 

At least in Dallas it will only be 30-15.  

Yeah, poor OU got pulled into the SEC against their will. 

39 minutes ago, Deej said:

Yeah, poor OU got pulled into the SEC against their will. 

Like a 17 year old guy getting blown by his hot teacher.  ‘No no…please stop, I mean it’s ok… I, I guess this is ok’

 

16 hours ago, Deej said:

He has the answer this time to uncalled holding on the edge now?

I think you mean EDGE

Definitely wouln't mind having Gary on the staff and on the sidelines. Hell, make him the designated ref-screamer.

This Bama fan thought GP did a damn good job getting the Horns D ready to and they did disrupt our offense play in play out. Some iffy/shitty calls and a gut check drive by B Young were the wafer-thin margin. SEC refs should be a slight improvement on 9/9 but don’t count on it. Bama QB situation is not good. All off season to prepare. Advantage to GP and the Horns when Bama has the ball.

Edited by Bama Llama
Punk tuation

Can someone talk to management about combing our two GP threads?

34 minutes ago, NoRagrets said:

Can someone talk to management about combing our two GP threads?

Gary Phatterson is a huge fat sweaty gaping pussy? Seems simple enough.

7 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Gary Phatterson is a huge fat sweaty gaping pussy? Seems simple enough.

The guy’s last coaching stop had him wearing Longhorn attire. He deserves the Phatterson thread title.

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