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Just now, South Austin said:

The guy’s last coaching stop had him wearing Longhorn attire. He deserves the Phatterson thread title.

He gave you guys 49-0 and zero thanks.  Wow 

1 minute ago, ChiTownDoc said:

He gave you guys 49-0 and zero thanks.  Wow 

Actually, Venerables gave us 49-0, and he has our gratitude.

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8 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Actually, Venerables gave us 49-0, and he has our gratitude.

Bro.  I don’t even make mom jokes about you. Gotta do me like that.  

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4 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Bro.  I don’t even make mom jokes about you. Gotta do me like that.  

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Dude, this gif is the Texas fan base walking out of the Cotton Bowl for most of this millennium. And you’re a learned doctor of medicinal things and such. Take 49-0 like a man.

25 minutes ago, South Austin said:

The guy’s last coaching stop had him wearing Longhorn attire. He deserves the Phatterson thread title.

Im a big fan of the guy. Hell, I'd take him as a swap for Sark right now and wouldnt waste 10 seconds on the decision. But the "gaping pussy" thread title cracks me up and is a solid illustration of what distinguishes this site and its predecessors from the other shitty longhorn boards. Beau poured his heart and soul into that thread title.

Gary Phatterson is a huge fat sweaty gaping pussy? Seems simple enough.
But only if he decides to continue his retirement instead of coming back to the 40.
Dude, this gif is the Texas fan base walking out of the Cotton Bowl for most of this millennium.


Leaving a trail of shiner soaked wax cups and chewed fletchers sticks all along the way

Can't let this slide too far down... great title, plus we prolly don't want to take  a chance that the man didn't have anything to do with PKs D improvements.

 

 

So... has he decided, or no?

 

 

I had to figure out how to sign in to this shitty “web site” so I could try and jerk it to some sweaty fat gaping vagina pics and there were exactly none. Her siri google search fat guy in visor and purple shirt 

relentless wanking continues. 

13 minutes ago, pubes said:

I had to figure out how to sign in to this shitty “web site” so I could try and jerk it to some sweaty fat gaping vagina pics and there were exactly none. Her siri google search fat guy in visor and purple shirt 

relentless wanking continues. 

who is that GIF

1 hour ago, NoName said:

 

super close with Jerry Kill, right?

Yup; best men in each other's weddings.

20 minutes ago, Dutch said:

Yup; best men in each other's weddings.

PM GDGD

33 minutes ago, Dutch said:

Yup; best men in each other's weddings.

I am not sure even GP could scheme NMSU to victory. 

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So, Fatterson is not just a defensive genius, but a sorority creeper as well:

 

4 minutes ago, Mittens said:

So, Fatterson is not just a defensive genius, but a sorority creeper as well:

 

So this is wrong?  Going to need some guidance here.  

7 minutes ago, Mittens said:

So, Fatterson is not just a defensive genius, but a sorority creeper as well:

 

Sounds like he’d fit in well here

He was DMing “Go Frogs!” to a couple of my TCU buddies’ girlfriends when I was in college nearly a decade ago. Good to know nothing has changed.

 

Edit: looks like MBG is pulling up 10 year old posts now. Lame.

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Phatterson won’t break a sweat worrying about these sorority thots

1 minute ago, Fondren & Main said:

Playerson.

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Does NMSU already have a coach named freak nasty on staff?

10 hours ago, Mittens said:

So, Fatterson is not just a defensive genius, but a sorority creeper as well:

 

 

he would have approved 

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Should have kept scrolling

 
he would have approved 
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You just gotta love that one ear is going to the right, so the other ear is also going to the right. Neat deal. That left ear is the hardest working ear in the country. But that right ear works so hard too. Orange slices!!! But left ear is gonna get explosive plays by the bunch. We gotta get more explosives! Try Sally's cookies. Protect the DKR House!
18 hours ago, Mittens said:

So, Fatterson is not just a defensive genius, but a sorority creeper as well:

 

 

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Baylor football head coach Dave Aranda is set to hire former TCU head coach Gary Patterson as a Senior Level Strategic Consultant, SicEm365 has confirmed through a source.  In this role, Patterson will help Baylor’s staff with break down of upcoming opponents while also self-scouting Baylor’s offense and defense during the season. Patterson was the head coach at TCU for 22 seasons beginning in 2000 after three seasons as a defensive coordinator beginning in 1998. He complied an 181-79 overall record during his time at TCU. 

At the time of his resignation at TCU, Patterson was tied for second nationally among active FBS head coaches in most AP Top-10 finishes with six (2008, 2009, 2010, 2014, 2015, 2017). He's also second among active head coaches in most top-25 finishes with 11. During his time at TCU, since the NCAA began tracking statistics in 1937, TCU trailed only Alabama for the most times leading the nation in total defense. The Crimson Tide had been No. 1 six times, while all five No. 1 rankings (2000, 2002, 2008, 2009, 2010) for the Horned Frogs are in the last 20 seasons under Patterson. From 2008-10, TCU became just the third program in NCAA history to lead the nation in total defense in three consecutive seasons.

The hire of Patterson is key for Aranda who is set to work alongside defensive coordinator Matt Powledge and become the defensive play caller for Baylor in the 2024 season, while also coaching the interior linebackers. Patterson, who has a prior relationship with Aranda prior to his time in Waco, checked multiple boxes in the search for a candidate to fill the position, including experience as a head coach and a pedigreed defensive background to help the transition. Patterson was most recently a defensive analyst at the University of Texas in the 2022 season. 

 

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2 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

That will be convenient to have him on staff after they shitcan Aranda when he starts 1-4.

Patterson could get a better head coaching gig than Baylor.  But if he's thinking at all about the possibility of being a head coach again, maybe he's positioning himself for the opportunity to stick it to TCU every season.

It is indeed interesting that after getting shitcanned by TCU, Patterson has taken jobs with that school's top two rivals over the course of his career.  

How much spite can one man have for the school he used to coach at?

2 minutes ago, mdmost said:

How much spite can one man have for the school he used to coach at?

Football coaches spite like nobody else.  If Mack could get a gig that would legitimately put him in a position to compete against Texas he would be all over that shit.  But he can’t.  

All those years of hate and bad blood, feels like if say Switzer had joined our staff back in the 90s.  

5 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

All those years of hate and bad blood, feels like if say Switzer had joined our staff back in the 90s.  

No way, man.  Shit, we blew a gasket over the notion of hiring someone with the last name Stoops as a position coach.  We were happy to get Patterson on staff, but there's no way in hell Texas would have ever hired Barry fucking Switzer.  

Just now, South Austin said:

No way, man.  Shit, we blew a gasket over the notion of hiring someone with the last name Stoops as a position coach.  We were happy to get Patterson on staff, but there's no way in hell Texas would have ever hired Barry fucking Switzer.  

Right...the few Baylor fans I know that I have asked today; this hire is blowing their minds on that kind of level.  

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

Right...the few Baylor fans I know that I have asked today; this hire is blowing their minds on that kind of level.  

Really?  They should be thrilled to have Patterson on staff with the last couple of seasons they've had, and even moreso at the possibility of him coaching.  I guess that's a matter of perspective, though.  

Just now, South Austin said:

Really?  They should be thrilled to have Patterson on staff with the last couple of seasons they've had, and even moreso at the possibility of him coaching.  I guess that's a matter of perspective, though.  

Yea that's what I would think logically but to your point we don't have their "Revivalry" perspective.  Patterson to them., well he is a huge fat sweaty gaping pussy who also beat them a lot.  

3 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Patterson to them., well he is a huge fat sweaty gaping pussy who also beat them a lot.  

Well, Baylor fans are idiotic (yeah, I know, news at 10).  Patterson also beat us a lot, and we were elated when Sark hired him, and were even excited at the possibility of him taking over as DC.

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

Patterson could get a better head coaching gig than Baylor.  But if he's thinking at all about the possibility of being a head coach again, maybe he's positioning himself for the opportunity to stick it to TCU every season.

Maybe he wants to be able to play at George’s most nights. 
 

or eat there- the menu is everything in sysco’s catalog. 

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31 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

All those years of hate and bad blood, feels like if say Switzer had joined our staff back in the 90s.  

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