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Wait a minute: So Corey Lewandowski is fucking Kristi Noem?

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according to the twitters.  

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right now?

Well if it’s on twitter then it’s definitely true.

Fuck twitter. 

Wasn’t the campaign rumor that he was hitting Hope Hicks?  That dude has game if so.  

40 minutes ago, LCHorn said:

Wasn’t the campaign rumor that he was hitting Hope Hicks?  That dude has game if so.  

Solid news day for Corey 

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-donor-accuses-corey-lewandowski-of-sexually-harassing-her-at-vegas-charity-event

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Former Trump aide Corey Lewandowski has been accused of sexually harassing a Republican donor during a Las Vegas charity event, according to a bombshell report in Politico Wednesday. Trashelle Odom, the wife of a top Idaho businessman, said Lewandowski groped her rear and one of her legs, and inappropriately spoke to her in sexually graphic detail, including describing his private areas. “I am coming forward because he needs to be held accountable,” Odom said in a statement. “He repeatedly touched me inappropriately, said vile and disgusting things to me, stalked me, and made me feel violated and fearful.” Four people corroborated her claims, Politico reports.

W.T.F.

4 minutes ago, Blotto said:

inappropriately spoke to her in sexually graphic detail, including describing his private areas

Unlike my boss, I am not a small mushroom dick.

Always thought that dude was kind of a creeper. I guess the women don’t think so for some reason. What kind of a name is Trashelle? Maybe they should throw her lawsuit in the trash. 

3 minutes ago, Voldemort86 said:

What kind of a name is Trashelle?

A really unfortunate one.  Especially coupled with "Odom," which seems to have its own whiskey tango connotation.

In doing my own research on this, I came across the delightful term "BLOTUS."

you know trump fist bumped him for knocking off hope 

Also, this:

 

https://www.politico.com/news/2021/09/29/corey-lewandowski-sexual-advances-allegations-514650

 

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Odom was one of about two dozen major Republican donors at the Sunday dinner, which was held at the Westgate Las Vegas Resort & Casino’s Benihana restaurant. Odom was seated next to Lewandowski during the gathering, part of a four-day conference held by Victoria’s Voice Foundation, a charity devoted to combating substance abuse. South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem, to whom Lewandowski serves as an informal adviser, was also among the dinner’s attendees.

 

Benihana.  Fucking Benihana.  Of all the places in Vegas, you hold a major donor dinner at Benihana?  Not even give Trump grift at his steakhouse?  There's world class dining in Vegas....and there's Benihana.

Lulz.

 

 

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6 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

I'm guessing this is her and the rest of the Odom family:

 

https://hmh-construction.com/about/

 

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Poor man's Bert Bielema

 

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

you know trump fist bumped him for knocking off hope 

Or fired him for getting there instead of him

Full disclosure: I would hate fuck the shit out of Kristi Noem. (And then not call her again.)

I don’t get why Corey was so aggressive with Trashelle.  She’s not a 10 out of 10.  I’d rate her as a 7.

52 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

I'm guessing this is her and the rest of the Odom family:

 

https://hmh-construction.com/about/

 

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Dude needs to wear an underwire with less lace and frilly stuff.   Especially if he's gonna wear t-shirts like that.

 

6 hours ago, Voldemort86 said:

Always thought that dude was kind of a creeper. I guess the women don’t think so for some reason. What kind of a name is Trashelle? Maybe they should throw her lawsuit in the trash. 

I mean, this was a Trishelle and wasn't too bad. Plus she's probably dirrty.

The Challenge' Star Trishelle Cannatella Is Back for 'All Stars' and Still  Holding a Grudge Against This Fan Favorite

6 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

you know trump fist bumped him for knocking off hope 

Trump would have gone into a blind jealous rage and probably tried to fire him for fucking hope hicks. 

6 hours ago, C-Man said:

Full disclosure: I would hate fuck the shit out of Kristi Noem. (And then not call her again like 15 times a day for weeks.)

FIFY

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55 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Also, this:

 

https://www.politico.com/news/2021/09/29/corey-lewandowski-sexual-advances-allegations-514650

 

 

Benihana.  Fucking Benihana.  Of all the places in Vegas, you hold a major donor dinner at Benihana?  Not even give Trump grift at his steakhouse?  There's world class dining in Vegas....and there's Benihana.

Lulz.

 

 

haha. once i was in vegas with a uk pr pair. they really were fired up about going to hooters. me and my boss were, uh, not, but they were our gatekeepers to certain clients, so what the fuck ever, we went.

my advice: never go to hooters in vegas. attractive girls have other options for employment. it was the saddest hooters i've ever seen. food was also...not good.

we later went to coyote ugly and then went hunting for cocaine (not for me or my boss) and got stranded at a random strip club in the middle of nowhere.

ah, i miss work travel.

28 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

 

I mean, this was a Trishelle and wasn't too bad. Plus she's probably dirrty.

The Challenge' Star Trishelle Cannatella Is Back for 'All Stars' and Still  Holding a Grudge Against This Fan Favorite

Trump would have gone into a blind jealous rage and probably tried to fired him for fucking hope hicks. 

FIFY

Yeah, there's a big difference between TRISHelle and TRASHelle.  At least that's how I read it.  

What kind of monster rapes a woman after taking her to Benihana?  Do you have the chef flip the roofie straight into her Mai Tai along with a shrimp?

Edited by Lobo

2 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Also, this:

 

https://www.politico.com/news/2021/09/29/corey-lewandowski-sexual-advances-allegations-514650

 

 

Benihana.  Fucking Benihana.  Of all the places in Vegas, you hold a major donor dinner at Benihana?  Not even give Trump grift at his steakhouse?  There's world class dining in Vegas....and there's Benihana.

Lulz.

 

 

Lulz, taking “major donors” to Benihana is boss AF and the coolest move I’ve seen from Team Trump. I gotta reassess to be honest, I’m now subscribing to the newsletter on how to kick ass. 

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In Michael Wolff’s explosive exposé Fire and Fury, the author claimed that Hicks and Trump’s former campaign manager Corey Lewandowski, 44, were involved in an on-off relationship.

The reported pairing prompted Trump to tell Hicks on one occasion that she was “the best piece of tail” Lewandowski will ever have, according to Wolff.

https://people.com/politics/hope-hicks-dating-rob-porter-corey-lewandowski/

3 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Also, this:

 

https://www.politico.com/news/2021/09/29/corey-lewandowski-sexual-advances-allegations-514650

 

 

Benihana.  Fucking Benihana.  Of all the places in Vegas, you hold a major donor dinner at Benihana?  Not even give Trump grift at his steakhouse?  There's world class dining in Vegas....and there's Benihana.

Lulz.

 

 

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I don’t get why Corey was so aggressive with Trashelle.  She’s not a 10 out of 10.  I’d rate her as a 7.

sigh

Because that kind of shit isn’t about attraction or desire or just wanting to bust a nut.

It’s about control and power and subjugation and reminding “difficult” women what their role is.
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Also -

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Men without lips are incapable of pleasuring a woman.

It’s science.

10 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Men without lips are incapable of pleasuring a woman.

It’s science.

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17 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Corey channeling his inner Jo Bob Priddy... 

 I love your legs. They got your feet at one end, and your pussy at the other, and I wanna fuck you.

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29 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Corey channeling his inner Jo Bob Priddy... 

 I love your legs. They got your feet at one end, and your pussy at the other, and I wanna fuck you.

 

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Good for her for coming forward. These fuckers need to start seeing consequences 

14 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

“Sometimes I doubt your commitment to MAGA Action!”

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(Originally stuck up by Gil; and I mis-quoted the wrong post)

 

Why, I'll be damned.  

Then again, he's on his 5th or 6th life, so I figure within a year he will be heading up some other Trump initiative.

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4 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Then again, he's on his 5th or 6th life, so I figure within a year he will be heading up some other Trump initiative.

Death Cult Zombies

2 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

Good for her for coming forward. These fuckers need to start seeing consequences 

<Insert Jennifer Lawrence GIF here>

1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

(Originally stuck up by Gil; and I mis-quoted the wrong post)

 

Why, I'll be damned.  

Then again, he's on his 5th or 6th life, so I figure within a year he will be heading up some other Trump initiative.

 

1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

 

Trump World?  I hate this simulation and timeline.

His official spokesperson actually used the moniker “Trump World” seriously.

What a country, man.

43 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Trump World?  I hate this simulation and timeline.

I guess Idiot World paid him to use his name. Shrewd all the way around.

11 hours ago, Bullneck said:

 

 

Lets not forget that said AG just basically got to walk on hit and run motor vehicle homicide too 

11 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

(Originally stuck up by Gil; and I mis-quoted the wrong post)

 

Why, I'll be damned.  

Then again, he's on his 5th or 6th life, so I figure within a year he will be heading up some other Trump initiative.

I'm not so sure the Big Lewandowski is the story here so much as former Florida DA Bondi who helped out the Trump family in the lawsuit against Trump University and just happened to receive $25,000 in doing so, now being tapped to take his spot. Talk about pay to play. She's less likely to go for the touchy-touchy grab hands and more about the cold hard cash.

10 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Trump World?  I hate this simulation and timeline.

Sorry folks, Trump World's closed.  The Insurrectionist outside shoulda told you.

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x, F, F, x -- Lewandowsky, apparently

Miami Vice reboot looks fucking weird.

Same amount of coke though, so that's cool.  

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