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Malcom Brown is on the Jaguars now? Hmph

Damn. Just saw Chark’s injury. 🤢🤮

Chark has been a bright spot of a mostly shitty team. That sucks. 

Injured Chark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo...

I guess knee pads disappeared a while back but surprised there aren’t more crushed knee caps as a result.

6 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

I guess knee pads disappeared a while back but surprised there aren’t more crushed knee caps as a result.

South Austin's mom has made it this long without knee pads. 

Just now, Deej said:

South Austin's mom has made it this long without knee pads. 

She’s one of a kind though. 

8 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

I guess knee pads disappeared a while back but surprised there aren’t more crushed knee caps as a result.

Big part of it is how players are tackling these days.  Head up and helmet out of the way.  Shit was brutal back in the Ronnie Lott / Steve Atwater days... if they were in a giving mood they'd blast your knees, otherwise it was constant headhunting.  The Deion's of the world dove head first at a player's knees.  Is this where I talk about how awesome the NFL used to be? 

 

 

I hope you assholes have your sarcasm meter calibrated. 

Edited by ChiTownDoc

Wow what a throw by Lawrence. He is finally looking like a #1 pick in the draft.

5 minutes ago, Deej said:

South Austin's mom has made it this long without knee pads. 

You’ve heard of carpet burns? These are hay burns

1 minute ago, mr. sunshine said:

You’ve heard of carpet burns? These are hay burns

LIke, 'hay, please stop sucking my dick, I can't take anymore'.  

I decided to make a early bold play in the survivor pool this week and save the good teams with easier wins for later, even though I had a bad feeling about it.  My pick this week the Bengals…

Urban gonna shorten that QB's career by 4 or 5 years with all those QB running plays... 

smdh

I thought this game was going to suck.

I was correct.

9 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

I decided to make a early bold play in the survivor pool this week and save the good teams with easier wins for later, even though I had a bad feeling about it.  My pick this week the Bengals…

I can’t make any predictions but, if Joe Burrow has any weaknesses as a QB, Urban knows what they are. 

I take personal responsibility for Jacksonville’s success. I picked up the Cincinnati defense as a streaming play, thus guaranteeing Jacksonville’s success.

Joe says, “Take that, Urb!”

Or not. Lulz. 

Edited by WhatTheBuck

Fuck Urb. He should have taken the damn Texas job. He promised right? Even was on an inbound flight? 

2 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Fuck Urb. He should have taken the damn Texas job. He promised right? Even was on an inbound flight? 

Fuck Urban.

4 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Fuck Urb. He should have taken the damn Texas job. He promised right? Even was on an inbound flight? 

gave up earnest money on one of those sweet casistas at Barton Springs and a house in Westlake

1 hour ago, Hook1997 said:

I decided to make a early bold play in the survivor pool this week and save the good teams with easier wins for later, even though I had a bad feeling about it.  My pick this week the Bengals…

 

1 hour ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

^ So did @youdunnf'dup & I in another league. We’re fucked. 

We survive 

Lawrence should’ve scored on 4th and less than a yard at the end of the first half. 

Urban butthurt look as he goes 0-4 in the NFL needs to be posterized and sold for $$$🤘

I wanted him to miss..... Chase is on my fantasy team and I needed a few more yards! 

Fun game. Fuck Urb and Jacksonville. All Florida teams for that matter. Hell the state...  

Lmao at Urban and Trevor Lawrence getting a strong slap in the face in the pros. Those dorks can't play Purdue and Duke week in and week out.

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