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Kirk and some friends were seen throwing rocks at cars outside the golf tournament on Feb. 3. He was charged with criminal damage and the case is pending.

According to Scottsdale Police: "The suspects were intoxicated and leaving the WMPO. As they were walking through a parking lot, security personnel observed them throwing rocks at cars and breaking a window of at least one of them."

Fuckin' aggy.....

Sounds like Christian Kirk has a set of stones.

42 minutes ago, CowboyFred said:

Rocky start to life in Arizona...

 

I'll see myself out.

He's FROM Arizona.

"Rocky Homecoming"

That seems like something for which a 15 year old would get in trouble

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Or something for which someone who's interested in a 15 year old would get in trouble for. 

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At least he got arrested for throwing rocks before he could drive drunk.

This is funny though, but in the grand scheme of nfl things it not a big deal.  Just a drunk dumbass.   

One of my favorite Texags posts:

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That was fun...at 12 FUCKING YEARS OLD!


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Explains why a 'zona player with real offers went full aggy instead..

Aggy doesn’t lie, cheat, or steal. Getting drunk and throwing rocks at shit, asking women to help jerk you off in a parking lot, or causing a mass casualty event in the name of tradition do not violate the aggy code.

 

Someone paid a lot of money to bury that story until after the draft

2 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

Someone paid a lot of money to bury that story until after the draft

Had to have been at least a $250 deductible. 

He didn't break the windows, he just ran out of safety glass.

12 hours ago, Murfdogg21 said:

Rookies should know not to rock the boat during minicamp. 

They're going to have to add another slide to the rookie orientation slideshow.  They can squeeze it in after the "fall guy" slide

12 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

Rocking Arizona

ISWYDT but you failed. Play again.

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Actually the funniest part of the whole story are these two clowns...... 

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In post-draft press conferences, General Manager Steve Keim said the Cardinals paid special attention this year to character when drafting players. There were no reports of Kirk ever getting into trouble in high school or college.

New coach Steve Wilks has said several times that he wants players who possess the right DNA.

“We don’t want a bunch of choir boys, I’m not saying that,” Wilks said recently. “But we want to make sure we got quality football players coming into the building. We’re not going to worry about getting a phone call in the middle of the morning that someone out in Scottsdale is doing something crazy.”

So, they knew Kirk had gotten busted acting like a drunk adolescent and was in trouble with the law, and they knew the story had been buried but would eventually come out for public consumption,  yet these dudes say utter crap like this.... just saying shit without conscience.  LOL!

 

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2 hours ago, El Diablo said:

Was he partying with Sumlin?

Maybe!!!!  Title change needed..... Christian Kirk likes his rock candy!!!!  Cop thinks it was snowing for Kirk in Arizona.

 

It's too early to give up on this kid...I guess what I'm trying to say is that if I can change, and you can change, everybody can change.

-Rocky Balboa

8 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:


Is that what they’re calling coke these days?

Again...

The guy is from Arizona! This is fairly common out there.

PS- The cop doesn't appear to be a Cardinals fan.

Let he who is without sin cast the first stone. Can’t believe that wasn’t the first post. Or did I miss it?

10 hours ago, SA-KC_Horn said:

ISWYDT but you failed. Play again.

Can you smell what I'm cookin?

17 hours ago, ermahgerdhorn said:

Maybe he was having an adverse reaction to a change in medication like Manziel? 

At least he didn't chop up somebody in a park with a machete like Thomas Johnson.  Too soon?

5 hours ago, Scholz said:

At least he didn't chop up somebody in a park with a machete like Thomas Johnson.  Too soon?

Daaaaaaaaaamnnnnn

Maybe he was having an adverse reaction to a change in medication like Manziel? 

Adverse reaction to anesthetic.
20 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:

Let he who is without sin cast the first stone. Can’t believe that wasn’t the first post. Or did I miss it?

Well done. 

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