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#1

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I recall reading here somewhere that she ran for Austin City council, but she actually won?Ā  Ā 

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#4

I don't come down here often, so I must of missed the memo.Ā  Ā Sorry...Ā Ā 

#8
1 hour ago, Jive Turkey said:

speaking of Fitlump, how's Ricky doing?Ā  i assume he's been out of prison for a little while now.

You're assuming he's not already back in.Ā  Ā Recidivism is a spiteful bitch.

#9
3 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

You're assuming he's not already back in.Ā  Ā Recidivism is a spiteful bitch.

REPEAT OH-FENDER!!!

#11
3 hours ago, MAGSĀ® said:

???

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I recall reading here somewhere that she ran for Austin City council, but she actually won?Ā  Ā 

Somebody figured out why she won - the breast implants she got for those on previous versions of this site gave her the confidence to run. Ā So she did. Ā And not just sideways like during a women's NFL drill.

#12

Man I bet you could get a lot of them there bill gates microchips in breast implants.Ā 

#13
5 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

speaking of Fitlump, how's Ricky doing?Ā  i assume he's been out of prison for a little while now.

He's Fitlump's daughter's babysitter.Ā 

#15
On 10/1/2021 at 6:04 PM, NAVY said:

Man I bet you could get a lot of them there bill gates microchips in breast implants.Ā 

That's a good idea.Ā Ā 

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