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Beat those mouth-breathing, sister-marrying, herp-a-derp, bag of dicks eating motherfuckers.

To paraphrase, “rip their heads off and crap down their necks…let us pray”

Hook em & Fight On 

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    I could talk a lot of shit here about how OU is a bunch of criminals. We could talk about how the entire ethos of the state and university are  based upon cheating.  We could spill barrels and gallo

  • How is a post referencing an extremely embarrassing moment in the history of our biggest rival, on the weekend we play said rival, in a thread dedicated to busting the balls of said rival -- how is th

  • Wow.  I've been a member here for several years.  Don't post much.  I thought you all had thicker skin and could take a fucking joke.  Guess I was wrong.  You are all a bunch of pussies.  I graduated

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27 minutes ago, blackflag said:

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Negged! Why bring this shit up on Casey's week to shine. Last I saw his Dad is not playing.

52 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said:

Negged! Why bring this shit up on Casey's week to shine. Last I saw his Dad is not playing.

What??  He was an embarrassment to their program.  We bring this shit up EVERY year.  His dad hasn't played in this game for more than 30 years, yet there's the picture - posted here EVERY year. Nut up buttercup.

10 minutes ago, blackflag said:

What??  He was an embarrassment to their program.  We bring this shit up EVERY year.  His dad hasn't played in this game for more than 30 years, yet there's the picture - posted here EVERY year. Nut up buttercup.

There is plenty of stuff to nut up to on this site especially during world cup when I root for Mexico so nutting up is not an issue, then there is stupid irrelevant shit posted that deserves to get negged.

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1 minute ago, DanTheHorn said:

There is plenty of stuff to nut up to on this site especially during world cup when I root for Mexico so nutting up is not an issue, then there is stupid irrelevant shit posted that deserves to get negged.

How is a post referencing an extremely embarrassing moment in the history of our biggest rival, on the weekend we play said rival, in a thread dedicated to busting the balls of said rival -- how is that irrelevant.  YOU may not like it, but go fuck yourself.  How's that for relevant?

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17 minutes ago, blackflag said:

How is a post referencing an extremely embarrassing moment in the history of our biggest rival, on the weekend we play said rival, in a thread dedicated to busting the balls of said rival -- how is that irrelevant.  YOU may not like it, but go fuck yourself.  How's that for relevant?

Casey Thompson is our QB and deserves our support.  Posting this picture seems like a troll / dick move. You seem like you suck.

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Wow.  I've been a member here for several years.  Don't post much.  I thought you all had thicker skin and could take a fucking joke.  Guess I was wrong.  You are all a bunch of pussies.  I graduated a pretty long time ago - back when Austin and the students had a, well let's just say "different" reputation.  I fear the that the rumors of the town and school's culture are true. Don't worry, pussies, I won't be back.  I'm done.

Waaaaaa... don't neg rep me... no, not that!  waaaaaa....

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3 minutes ago, Mileslong said:

 

 


Siap

 

Great moment

but it should've NEVER EVER EVER been that close

Fuck you Turtle Tom

9 minutes ago, blackflag said:

Wow.  I've been a member here for several years.  Don't post much.  I thought you all had thicker skin and could take a fucking joke.  Guess I was wrong.  You are all a bunch of pussies.  I graduated a pretty long time ago - back when Austin and the students had a, well let's just say "different" reputation.  I fear the that the rumors of the town and school's culture are true. Don't worry, pussies, I won't be back.  I'm done.

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10 minutes ago, blackflag said:

Wow.  I've been a member here for several years.  Don't post much.  I thought you all had thicker skin and could take a fucking joke.  Guess I was wrong.  You are all a bunch of pussies.  I graduated a pretty long time ago - back when Austin and the students had a, well let's just say "different" reputation.  I fear the that the rumors of the town and school's culture are true. Don't worry, pussies, I won't be back.  I'm done.

Waaaaaa... don't neg rep me... no, not that!  waaaaaa....

Read the room, dummy.

Wow.  I've been a member here for several years.  Don't post much.  I thought you all had thicker skin and could take a fucking joke.  Guess I was wrong.  You are all a bunch of pussies.  I graduated a pretty long time ago - back when Austin and the students had a, well let's just say "different" reputation.  I fear the that the rumors of the town and school's culture are true. Don't worry, pussies, I won't be back.  I'm done.
Waaaaaa... don't neg rep me... no, not that!  waaaaaa....

Ok boomer
24 minutes ago, blackflag said:

Wow.  I've been a member here for several years.  Don't post much.  I thought you all had thicker skin and could take a fucking joke.  Guess I was wrong.  You are all a bunch of pussies.  I graduated a pretty long time ago - back when Austin and the students had a, well let's just say "different" reputation.  I fear the that the rumors of the town and school's culture are true. Don't worry, pussies, I won't be back.  I'm done.

Waaaaaa... don't neg rep me... no, not that!  waaaaaa....

Ok boomer

32 minutes ago, blackflag said:

Wow.  I've been a member here for several years.  Don't post much.  I thought you all had thicker skin and could take a fucking joke.  Guess I was wrong.  You are all a bunch of pussies.  I graduated a pretty long time ago - back when Austin and the students had a, well let's just say "different" reputation.  I fear the that the rumors of the town and school's culture are true. Don't worry, pussies, I won't be back.  I'm done.

Waaaaaa... don't neg rep me... no, not that!  waaaaaa....

You sound really tough.

Imagine looking at this and thinking JerryWorld or home and home would be a better home for this rivalry game. 
Even if this ancient stadium starts crumbling during the game, (hopefully on the south/tunnel side) I wouldnt agree to moving the game elsewhere. My grandfather along with my great grandfather watched the very first Dallas Cowboys game at the Cotton Bowl, Dallas Texans as well. (now KC Chiefs) Moving it to the fucking deathstar in Arlington would not only ruin the greatest rivalry game, but my connections to the past.


Edit- it's 2:35pm, ya'll know what that means
59 minutes ago, blackflag said:

I graduated a pretty long time ago - back when Austin and the students had a, well let's just say "different" reputation. 

So you're mad because Austin and UT are no longer regarded as racist, ignorant hotbeds where black athletes aren't allowed on the varsity squad? And that both Austin and UT are quickly driving towards becoming a model for all other cities and public research universities, respectively? If these things bother you, I don't really know what to tell you, pal. Maybe keep your blackface parties on the down low. 

1 hour ago, blackflag said:

Wow.  I've been a member here for several years.  Don't post much.  I thought you all had thicker skin and could take a fucking joke.  Guess I was wrong.  You are all a bunch of pussies.  I graduated a pretty long time ago - back when Austin and the students had a, well let's just say "different" reputation.  I fear the that the rumors of the town and school's culture are true. Don't worry, pussies, I won't be back.  I'm done.

Waaaaaa... don't neg rep me... no, not that!  waaaaaa....

Troll confirmed.

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I'm cross-posting this here... sorry, not sorry.

My buddy's friend from Oklahoma was walking to the game one year, and they couldn't find the stadium. He ran into the nicest group of five young Longhorns and said 'Excuse me, could you please help me find the stadium?". (This had worked for them in the past when they couldn't find Kyle Field). And this group of Longhorn fans said, "Fuck you, OU sucks!", and then kicked his ass, stole his coupons, and pissed on him. Then they spent the coupons on corn dogs and beer, and watched the Longhorns win. It was glorious.

I’m guessing since Gameday is gonna be at the game and it’s an 11 am National Slot then we’ll have Herbsreit and Fowler calling the game, correct?

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OU team hotel:

Renaissance Dallas Addison Hotel

15201 Dallas Pkwy, Addison, TX

Please use this information responsibly.

4 minutes ago, GTX Horn said:

I’m guessing since Gameday is gonna be at the game and it’s an 11 am National Slot then we’ll have Herbsreit and Fowler calling the game, correct?

Yes.

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tldr: It's Texas/ou, anything can happen.

When I was a kid, I had one of those electronic football sets. The real deal. Sheet metal grid iron with plastic dudes that scattered around when you turned it on. I loved that thing. I got some Testors model paints and painted one team red so they could be the sooners or arky or aggies if I wanted. The other team I painted orange. Probably would fill three pages on Surly for how inadequate the orange hue actually was, but you do what you have to do when your allowance is "You eat every day, don't you?" I would run the wishbone right down their throats as best I could with the erratic vibrations of that marvelous invention. And the Longhorns never lost. How could they? I had Electric Earl running the ball with that oversized QB/Kicker dude lead blocking for him.

The point of all this is that I've seen enough of these Red River games now to know that I want our defense to play more physical than theirs and kick the shit out them and make them quit by half time. I want Casey to find his rhythm and hit the deep ball with ease. I want our line to gel enough to be at least adequate for amazing game. I want our receivers to not drop passes. I want the bounces to go our way. I want the refs to not fuck us. I want Bijan to make them cry. But like that electric football game, you don't know what's going to happen when you click that button. This game is awesome and special. And when we kick the living crap out of them it's even more special.

Fuck ou. You suck.

Hook 'Em.

8 minutes ago, SKA the boss said:

I want our defense to play more physical than theirs and kick the shit out them and make them quit by half time. I want Casey to find his rhythm and hit the deep ball with ease. I want our line to gel enough to be at least adequate for amazing game. I want our receivers to not drop passes. I want the bounces to go our way. I want the refs to not fuck us. I want Bijan to make them cry.

I want a hamburger... no, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake...

3 minutes ago, South Austin said:

I want a hamburger... no, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake...

You'll get nothing and like it!

This is appropriate because I want to smack Lincoln Riley's visor down over the bridge of his nose and give him the bottom of the bag dicks that Stoops didn't finish or dropped from the bag on his way home from the drive-thru.  Because I can.  

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5 hours ago, blackflag said:

How is a post referencing an extremely embarrassing moment in the history of our biggest rival, on the weekend we play said rival, in a thread dedicated to busting the balls of said rival -- how is that irrelevant.  YOU may not like it, but go fuck yourself.  How's that for relevant?

Don't know if you're really a UT alum or not, but not gonna neg anyway.  But just to explain, context matters with that.  Other times and places that could be taken simply as a knock on OU, but given Casey as our QB it comes accross as more a knock on Charles and the Thompson family.

Casey is our QB and he's a Horn through and through.  I bet his dad will also be rooting for UT as much as any of us.  The fact is he could have pushed Casey away from Texas during recruiting and didn't.  He could have tried to convince Casey to transfer the last few years but Casey is stil here.  They're part of the Longhorn family now and in that context it just comes accross more as something that would embaress Casey and the family.  He deserves better given everything he's given to the program.

It may not have been intended that way, but again, in the current context it can be construed as embaressing to a part of the Longhorn family.

On 10/5/2021 at 1:45 PM, Bill Lumbergh said:

I don't even have to press play to know what this is. What an game changing moment that was.

I was living in Seattle, so the game started at 9am PT and we'd been drinking at the exes watching since before 8am.

No one was sure how good we really were, but ou had looked unstoppable that year with Bradford.

Starting the second quarter the mood was starting to feel a bit dejected, right up until this play. That bar exploded and I can't imagine the momentum swing felt in the stadium or from the team.

No doubt in my mind that absent one night in Lubbock, that 08 team was the best we've had since Vince, and that return from Shipley might have kicked off the confidence to play like it. What a fucking great game that was

Ug I missed Shipley’s return. I frustratingly went to concessions to get more soda for the whiskey. I heard the roar of the crowd and ran back to the seats as fast as possible but he had already taken it all the way back. Yes, you could feel the momentum totally swing our way. Great game. 

Ok, if you are predicting a TEXAS Win on Saturday how do the Horns get it done??

Guess I've got a little Saty mood going, but I keep seeing too many reasons for a fuckin' blOU victory...

  • blOU O-line slightly > UT D-line
  • blOU rush offense should have good success against UT DE's and LB's
  • blOU WR/TE better than UT DB/LB's
  • Terrible pass rush for UT
  • blOU D-line better than UT O-line
  • blOU Defense much better at creating negative plays
  • blOU pass rush should dominate UT in 3rd and long situations
  • blOU secondary about even vs UT WR/TE
  • blOU FG Kicker better than Dicker
  • UT GOT BIJAN
  • UT punt/kickoff return units are better

Seems like this will have to be SARK's most aggressive offensive game plan that he's had at TEXAS so far.  I expect the RB's and TE's to be much more involved in the passing offense. Horns will need to win the turnover battle, steal some points somehow on Special Teams, and Casey and WRs are gonna have to ballout.  Maybe Rattler will help by playing really poorly too...

 

O/U at 63pts seems low for this game imo

8 hours ago, DanTheHorn said:

Negged! Why bring this shit up on Casey's week to shine. Last I saw his Dad is not playing.

Own goal.

12 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Please tell me this involves having Bijan and Keilan on the field at the same time.  My biggest complaint (outside the oline) is the under-utilization of KRob.  

Frankly, I think he should be ahead of Roschan on the RB depth chart (ducks).

Unless K. Rob has demonstrated ball security issues in practice, I can’t disagree with you. I’d prefer to save RoJo for short yardage situations and a wildcat package, where he and Bijan/Keilan can both be on the field.

37 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Ok, if you are predicting a TEXAS Win on Saturday how do the Horns get it done??

Guess I've got a little Saty mood going, but I keep seeing too many reasons for a fuckin' blOU victory...

  • blOU O-line slightly > UT D-line
  • blOU rush offense should have good success against UT DE's and LB's
  • blOU WR/TE better than UT DB/LB's
  • Terrible pass rush for UT
  • blOU D-line better than UT O-line
  • blOU Defense much better at creating negative plays
  • blOU pass rush should dominate UT in 3rd and long situations
  • blOU secondary about even vs UT WR/TE
  • blOU FG Kicker better than Dicker
  • UT GOT BIJAN
  • UT punt/kickoff return units are better

Seems like this will have to be SARK's most aggressive offensive game plan that he's had at TEXAS so far.  I expect the RB's and TE's to be much more involved in the passing offense. Horns will need to win the turnover battle, steal some points somehow on Special Teams, and Casey and WRs are gonna have to ballout.  Maybe Rattler will help by playing really poorly too...

 

O/U at 63pts seems low for this game imo

Call lots of passes on early downs when blow u can't pin their ears back.  We are going to need some wins in the passing game. Also some special plays schemed up by Sark.  Lastly, a heavy dose of Bijan.  

Agree on the over.

Edit, their secondary is bad.

Edited by cochamps

Ok, if you are predicting a TEXAS Win on Saturday how do the Horns get it done??
Guess I've got a little Saty mood going, but I keep seeing too many reasons for a fuckin' blOU victory...
  • blOU O-line slightly > UT D-line
  • blOU rush offense should have good success against UT DE's and LB's
  • blOU WR/TE better than UT DB/LB's
  • Terrible pass rush for UT
  • blOU D-line better than UT O-line
  • blOU Defense much better at creating negative plays
  • blOU pass rush should dominate UT in 3rd and long situations
  • blOU secondary about even vs UT WR/TE
  • blOU FG Kicker better than Dicker
  • UT GOT BIJAN
  • UT punt/kickoff return units are better
Seems like this will have to be SARK's most aggressive offensive game plan that he's had at TEXAS so far.  I expect the RB's and TE's to be much more involved in the passing offense. Horns will need to win the turnover battle, steal some points somehow on Special Teams, and Casey and WRs are gonna have to ballout.  Maybe Rattler will help by playing really poorly too...
 
O/U at 63pts seems low for this game imo

The argument basically comes down to “Bijan good, OU sucks, lol burnt ends”

OU looks like a slightly better team and is favored for a reason, but much stranger things have happened. It does seem like Texas is going to have to do some combination of things it hasn’t been able to do consistently - generate push in the run game, hit on some downfield passes (meaning pass pro holds up, the throw is on target, and the catch is made, all of which have been issues), and/or control the line of scrimmage on the DL. And Bijan may need to produce another legitimately superhuman effort like he did last week. But none of those things are impossible on a given day, and you’re in business with just one of them.

Charlie Strong beat an OU playoff team QB’ed by Baker Mayfield by holding them to 17 and trotting out Jerrod Heard at QB. This OU team is definitely not on the level of their four playoff teams, and Texas was .500 against those in Dallas, with competitive losses and solid wins, and generally equal or worse teams than this one (I’d take 2019’s roster but this year’s coaching staff). Shit happens in the Cotton Bowl. Enjoy it.

I predict that Texas wins on Saturday because we are the better football team.  Fuck OU Sucks.  

Hopefully TEXAS jumps out and gets an early lead -- momentum changes in this game can be HUGE factors in winning!!! 

 

(Unlike dumbass Mensa, I believe momentum matters)

23 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Ah man.  I am flying home because it's Mom's birthday.  Will watch with my Dad who probably can't make the game these days.  So I'll be on the couch catching it all and likely dropping f bombs all over the place.  Hate to miss the game but after barely seeing the parents for the last 18 months it felt like the right move.  

Also lots of UT in the family, brother and I are the outcasts...so seeing Texas not totally suck is actually nice for me.  And I've said this 100x but I'll be furious I wished anything but the worst for you all when you start winning again.  

Enough sappy bullshit, fuck you guys, hope you get shit on for all 4 quarters come Saturday. 

You are a sooner and happy you live in drive by capitol of USA. Hope springs eternal : I hope we beat your ass Saturday and for a few years to come. We have been on the wrong end of this rivalry for too long this  millennium. Screw ou. 

6 hours ago, GTX Horn said:

I’m guessing since Gameday is gonna be at the game and it’s an 11 am National Slot then we’ll have Herbsreit and Fowler calling the game, correct?

Did you have to remind us? You forgot Holly Rowe. Maybe we can get Lowell Galindo into the PTSD discussion too.  Geez.

I cannot go to the game, will watch on tv, sound off as usual.

Edited by El Squared

3 hours ago, SKA the boss said:

This game is awesome and special. And when we kick the living crap out of them it's even more special.

Define kicking the everloving crap out of them

4 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

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Likely troll job, doubt this is a real story. If it is so, don't care, just win baby.

Edited by El Squared

5 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

Define kicking the everloving crap out of them

Winning by 1 point is good enough to fulfill this criteria IMO.

7 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

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this is absolute bullshit

dirtburglar ALWAYS comes down the tunnel with fire

some years, we put it out

 

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