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  • How is a post referencing an extremely embarrassing moment in the history of our biggest rival, on the weekend we play said rival, in a thread dedicated to busting the balls of said rival -- how is th

  • Wow.  I've been a member here for several years.  Don't post much.  I thought you all had thicker skin and could take a fucking joke.  Guess I was wrong.  You are all a bunch of pussies.  I graduated

  • Sir Ulrich
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    Just got tickets to the game for the first time in my life. Ready to see some heads roll!

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#552
14 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

aggy can have Qatar. OU can have Meth. We have the commonwealth. HOOK EM! 

(plus something I did not know) 

Did we open a branch campus in Boston, Louisville, Richmond or San Juan?

#553
48 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Did we open a branch campus in Boston, Louisville, Richmond or San Juan?

No, but we could. UT at UVA? 

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#555

Just got tickets to the game for the first time in my life. Ready to see some heads roll!

#558

Marcus Majors, BlowU running back who was declared academically ineligible before the season...has magically and miraculously been declared eligible just hours away from our game. What are the chances? How fortunate for Lincoln..he now has 3 scholarship running backs. Praise the lord![emoji103]

#563
1 hour ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

SIAP:  
 





At 1:15 in this video we see the Sooners doing the Horns down.

 

 

I was at that 1969 game!!!!  27-17 Texas on the way to a National Championship. My senior year. 

#569

Good shot of the tunnel that the players use to take the field at The Cotton Bowl...  

 

 

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#572

Longhorns, kick ou's ass and make 'em like it. 

Not that it matters, but I posted after a Arky game that ya'll were underestimating your team, that after beating Rice and righting the ship ya'll would beat ou and all would be right with the world again. 

Hang 50 on them.

#574
1 hour ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Dear 8 pound, 6 ounce baby Bijan, please deliver us from the evils of that shitty state above us. Amen. 

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#576
1 hour ago, ousux said:

Marcus Majors, BlowU running back who was declared academically ineligible before the season...has magically and miraculously been declared eligible just hours away from our game. What are the chances? How fortunate for Lincoln..he now has 3 scholarship running backs. Praise the lord!emoji103.png

His tutors must've scored really well for him on his final exams next December.

Also, it don't make a shit.

#577
2 hours ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Just got tickets to the game for the first time in my life. Ready to see some heads roll!

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#578
1 hour ago, ousux said:

Marcus Majors, BlowU running back who was declared academically ineligible before the season...has magically and miraculously been declared eligible just hours away from our game. What are the chances? How fortunate for Lincoln..he now has 3 scholarship running backs. Praise the lord!emoji103.png

 

#581
11 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

 

Seems like any combination that includes a backfield with VY and Earl beats all others.

And OU sucks. 

#582
2 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Dear 8 pound, 6 ounce baby Bijan, please deliver us from the evils of that shitty state above us. Amen. 

I like to picture Bijan wearin a tuxedo t shirt - singing lead vocals for Lynyrd Skyrnyrd. 

#583
3 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

So what time y’all gonna start drinking tomorrow.  If you haven’t started yet?

 

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#585
39 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I like to picture Bijan wearin a tuxedo t shirt - singing lead vocals for Lynyrd Skyrnyrd. 

That would be most epic, or even saying "Boats N Hoes" after winning 

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#586
On 10/7/2021 at 2:58 PM, LonghornSean said:

 

Fuck it. I don't care if it's in Spanish.  Make him the LHN game announcer. It's still an upgrade over what we got now. 

#587

This has been a strange week because I've felt fairly calm and not really nervous or anxious at all. Maybe because Herman isn't coaching us anymore.

But now that I'm lying down for the night I just remembered... oh right... falling asleep the night before this one is impossible. At least - without booze. 

#588
14 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

 

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They should have given us DC and OC choices too.  
Can you imagine the above offense with a Muschamp D.

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#589
On 10/7/2021 at 2:58 PM, LonghornSean said:

 

This is fantastic.  Thanks for posting.  

Great shit for someone who gave up sleeping an hour ago. Ready for the drive to Fair Park.

#593
10 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

So what time y’all gonna start drinking tomorrow.  If you haven’t started yet?

Wait.... we were supposed to stop?

#594

Gameday.

Uchi last night.

Fletcher's Corny Dog and warm Shiner Bock in a wax cup today!

 

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#596
1 hour ago, Castilian Cum Stain said:

It’s 12:32pm and Fuck OU.....

sent from Budapest!

What a kickass fucking city. Have some chicken paprikash for me.

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