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"put eeyun the guy from Dintun Guyer!" 

He a tite ind.  

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1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:

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Reality? objectivity? This is ATM we are talking about you dimwit.

"Sarkisian doesn't have that good of an offensive mind" 

3 minutes ago, Cajun said:

Texas will be Top 20.  aggy will be in the “Others receiving votes” section.

 

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All the BTHO posts on my social media feeds seem to have preempted by kids’ soccer game/dance competition/HOCO mum pic updates. 
 

 

2 minutes ago, Cajun said:

Texas will be Top 20.  aggy will be in the “Others receiving votes” section.

Will they?  They are staring down a Bama ass kicking and a .500 record.  

Screen capture from the aggy call-in show video feed:

 

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2 minutes ago, orangebird said:

SHOTS FIRED...

 

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2 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

"Sarkisian doesn't have that good of an offensive mind" 

He’s no Jimbo.

Rusty was a great call, just set the host up and uppercut for the win. Great call.

2 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

Will they?  They are staring down a Bama ass kicking and a .500 record.  

Yeah, they’ll be somewhere around 28-ish.

2 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

"Sarkisian doesn't have that good of an offensive mind" 

Whoever that host is, is a MYOPIAN meth-head sheep-fucker.  He sounds like he's eating during the broadcast, just about.  Lulz.

They are really wanting to blame their defense. 

TexAgs is “liberal media?”

Now I’ve seen it all

The big problem for aggy this weekend is: since Oregon lost ,and domed,  who will they face in the playoffs? 

I mean, not looking past Bama, who they will beat convincingly, but gosh who will rise to the aggy standard?

For Pete’s sake , tonight was merely a loss to SEC brother, so nothing to see here.

6 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

"Sarkisian doesn't have that good of an offensive mind" 

I bout spit out my bourbon when I heard that

2 minutes ago, Deej said:

They are really wanting to blame their defense. 

You talkin’ bout the Wrecking Crew?!

7 minutes ago, Lou Loomis said:

All the BTHO posts on my social media feeds seem to have preempted by kids’ soccer game/dance competition/HOCO mum pic updates. 
 

 

aka The Life and Times of Katy, TX

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Oh man, only 1 hr 45 min of this. Cherish this gold while we have it (or until they cut the show short) 

Word on the street is because Caldaza sucks the rest of the team doesn't want to risk getting injured which would impact all the future NFL players on the team.

-signed delusion aggy.

 

Seriously, I was told this twice tonight by aggy.

 

44 minutes ago, Sheep Have Wool said:

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I hope you didn't copyright that because it got stolen for the profile pic of the Official Twitter Account of the 12thGrackle

2 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I hope you didn't copyright that because it got stolen for the profile pic of the Official Twitter Account of the 12thGrackle

What if he is the 12th grackle?

aggy at its core is a bunch of followers, not leaders.  Another aggy site would never work. They're sheep, which probably explains the sexual attraction

Jesus, these aggy radio guys make Dave South sound like Gus Johnson.

16 minutes ago, pch said:

aggy return on investment is in serious decline.  aggy futures downgraded to sell. 

Back to the days of not affording toilet paper in the dorms.

Haven't I already said everything that could possibly be said about those stupid, unimaginative, dark age, rock biters?

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2 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I hope you didn't copyright that because it got stolen for the profile pic of the Official Twitter Account of the 12thGrackle

I'm willing to discuss licensing it for an exorbitant fee.

"They did to A&M what A&M does to other teams"

Yeah, when was the last time aggy threw for 400+ and had like 3 million first downs with a bunch of two-star athletes?

Obviously bama will bifurcate them. I’m pretty sure lsu is going to dookie stomp them in red stick. Mississippi should as well.  That’s 7-5 and a losing conference record right there.  Can they win the rest of them to get to 7?

as I’m watching lsu/ auburn, I have to think auburn will beat them too.  The future is ugly.  It is well within plausibility that they lose to every division opponent this season. 

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I have a strange feeling that the bama game will be much closer than people are thinking
FDT 1999 said:


Bartender, I'll have what he's having.


He might be right. I think we lose by 60, but maybe it'll only be 59.

I can’t stop laughing between pirate hat grackle, 12thGrackle, and texags natural implosion.
Gold.

9 minutes ago, Lou Loomis said:

“Rohan” sounds like he’ll be a good caller

Didn't sound old enough to shave.

49 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

 

Class warfare coming your way . . .

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I booked all my hotels in January, 1 night, all cancellable.

Comfort Suites may not have the ambience of the Calvary Court(never been so don't know) but interestingly it does have a king bed, bathroom, foldout sofa, tv, & free breakfast.

Hope you get it unloaded.

 

Some football teams might prefer entering the season flying under the radar.

Texas A&M isn’t one of them.

That was more than clear on Sunday morning as the Aggies came on like Desert Storm. They’re aiming at the national championship and apparently don’t care who knows it.

 

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1 hour ago, Hook1997 said:

Remember all that talk ESPN did about atm being a possible playoff team before the season?  😂😂

They were a possible playoff team before the season. They’re not now. They effed that up by actually playing. 

Somebody please call in to this radio show. It's fucking hilarious already but could definitely be made better with some quality discreet trolling.

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