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Checking in on this thread while at a Willie Nelson concert.  Perfection.

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Somebody call in and ask "What does this mean for our national title hopes? Are we still in?"

1 hour ago, Deej said:

So, is this not the year aggy wins it all?

I think they moved it to next year.

 

1 minute ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Checking in on this thread while at a Willie Nelson concert.  Perfection.

Did Willie show up? I've tried to see him twice and both times he cancelled. Not getting me a third time.

6 minutes ago, ElChupacabra said:

Somebody please call in to this radio show. It's fucking hilarious already but could definitely be made better with some quality discreet trolling.

just tell them your name rusty. be about the third.

Edited by Yuk

Some football teams might prefer entering the season flying under the radar.

Texas A&M isn’t one of them.

That was more than clear on Sunday morning as the Aggies came on like Desert Storm. They’re aiming at the national championship and apparently don’t care who knows it.

 
https://texags.com/s/40927/aggies-ooze-confidence-and-championship-mentality-ahead-of-2021-season/5
 

Ooze is a good word to describe them
32 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

He a tite ind.  

 

19 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Aggy radio hosts are celebrating Bama eventually winning the title. 
 

 

You look at aggy over there, and really appreciate what an awesome conference mate he will be, as he was before: paying coaches extreme sums of money to lay down  and sacrifice the team for the good of the conference. No finer conference friend is there than aggy.  So here’s a tip of the cap, and a raised glass to the best door mats and step ladders anyone could ever hope for!

Really, we mean it! Don’t ever change! We know that, no matter what excrement should adhere to the soles of our shoes, you will be there for us , licking and wiping them clean! Because: SEC!

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6 minutes ago, ElChupacabra said:

Somebody please call in to this radio show. It's fucking hilarious already but could definitely be made better with some quality discreet trolling.

Rusty was definitely a horn, he told them that they'd go back to losing to us once we're in the league, hosts threw a fit and said Sark sucks.

is this one of ours asking about sark and bijan?

9 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

 

Mike Leach is a legend and he needs a wing in the hall of fame with all of his quotes on the wall.

Hahaha.  aggy giving jimblow his out by hanging the defense...  Fire your DC.  The only thing you have going for you. Then end up with a guru like _iaz.

Just now, Goodman said:

Rusty was definitely a horn, he told them that they'd go back to losing to us once we're in the league, hosts threw a fit and said Sark sucks.

Rusty would have multiple wins, funny as hell

1 hour ago, Richter said:

Guy in the back looks like Urban at the bar

Dude second to last legit looks like D'Onofrio from Full Metal Jacket. It's uncanny 

8 minutes ago, ElChupacabra said:

Somebody call in and ask "What does this mean for our national title hopes? Are we still in?"

I will absolutely do this, but I haven't heard the call-in number?  I've been in and out of the room for a bit.

Just now, TexArcher said:

I will absolutely do this, but I haven't heard the call-in number?  I've been in and out of the room for a bit.

979-693-1150

BREAKING NEWS from the radio broadcast:

They'd be 5-0 with Haynes King.

Also, St Louis is in Missouri.

3 minutes ago, Goodman said:

Rusty was definitely a horn, he told them that they'd go back to losing to us once we're in the league, hosts threw a fit and said Sark sucks.

Yeah, Mr. Shackleford was a good one. Their collective scoff when he said that was hilarious 😂

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

I will absolutely do this, but I haven't heard the call-in number?  I've been in and out of the room for a bit.

Good luck getting through. Apparently the ags are fucking pissed and blowing up the phone lines. I'm pulling for you. I'd call in but I'm in a hotel in Allen and my wife is passed out next to me. 

One does not simply walk causally into Kyle Stadium and defeat aggy, ...unless it’s a football team.

The schemes pirate used to block the aggy D line were pretty damn effective most of the game. Would like to see a closer look.

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2 minutes ago, Topper13 said:

979-693-1150

I'm on hold..............................

15 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

LOL

Sonofabitch stole my move

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

BREAKING NEWS from the radio broadcast:

They'd be 5-0 with Haynes King.

Also, St Louis is in Missouri.

The "if Calzada was serviceable" part was absolute GOLD. Makes one wonder what their definition of serviceable is after watching Mond for three (4?) years.

Just now, Chopper said:

The schemes pirate used to block the aggy D line were pretty damn effective most of the game. Would like to see a closer look.

Cincy vs The Leach Pirates would be wild..... basketball/track meet.  Lulz.

1 minute ago, Chopper said:

The schemes pirate used to block the aggy D line were pretty damn effective most of the game. Would like to see a closer look.

You mean against the MENSA level preparing mind of Elko who thought rushing three fucking guys all night was the right Call

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fucking

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aggy fucks

I am also listening and it really is perversely entertaining

Their radio show is pure gold. If you were listening in the first 10 minutes and you didn’t know the score, you would think they won.


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1 minute ago, HtownHorn said:

What if Haynes King comes back in November and you still lose?

You mispelled “when”

10 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Mike Leach is a legend and he needs a wing in the hall of fame with all of his quotes on the wall.

 

4 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

I'm on hold..............................

How's it going, Jim from Snook? 

1 hour ago, Deej said:

So, is this not the year aggy wins it all?

No, it is. They’ve been insisting upon it since January. 

4 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

I'm on hold..............................

Mike in Houston coming up after the break..........................................

Just now, HtownHorn said:

What if Haynes King comes back in November and you still lose?

Complete and utter implosion. Texags servers all simultaneously crash and are irreparable. Looch cries so hard he gags and coughs up a ball of Jimbo's unborn children twice the size of his massive head. Horns laugh and laugh and laugh.

Insurance agency commercial on aggy call in show. lol

12 minutes ago, El Squared said:

 

You look at aggy over there, and really appreciate what an awesome conference mate he will be, as he was before: paying coaches extreme sums of money to lay down  and sacrifice the team for the good of the conference. No finer conference friend is there than aggy.  So here’s a tip of the cap, and a raised glass to the best door mats and step ladders anyone could ever hope for!

Really, we mean it! Don’t ever change! We know that, no matter what excrement should adhere to the soles of our shoes, you will be there for us , licking and wiping them clean! Because: SEC!

And there UT will be with more resources and 2 more conference titles. 

Just now, TexasMan said:

How's it going, Jim from Snook? 

I thought it was gonna be Harley from Industry.  Lulz.

2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Mike in Houston coming up after the break..........................................

Yasssssssssssss!

Ask, them "Do you think we should give Jimbo a raise and extension so LSU doesn't pick him up?" Oh so many glorious questions

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Jackie Daytona from Tuscon Arizoniya

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9 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

BREAKING NEWS from the radio broadcast:

They'd be 5-0 with Haynes King.

Also, St Louis is in Missouri.

So the fall camp qb duel was close and decided late, yet king is much better than calzone. Huh. 

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