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1 minute ago, coachherman'sgrill said:
3 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:
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What's your fall go to meal?

I am big on the baking and the casseroles. I like to bake. 

Damn, the RB has to make a move 1 on 1 to pick up that 1st down.

Just now, Nicole44 said:

I am big on the baking and the casseroles. I like to bake. 

what about chili?......can you make chili?....and how many chunks of velveta do you put in yours?

what about chili?......can you make chili?....and how many chunks of velveta do you put in yours?
What about coming home on a cold and wet day to a pot roast that been cooking in the cockpot all day?
5 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

He'll be Alto's best QBs coach in forever in 2025.

is the Old Dime Box job already filled by Bucky Richardson?

Just now, ButtFumble said:

what about chili?......can you make chili?....and how many chunks of velveta do you put in yours?

I can make chili...but it takes patience. You have to treat it like a mole. My uncle has a recipe that is outstanding. lots of ingredients. no velveta/ no beans (people could add them or whatever.)

Just now, ButtFumble said:

is the Old Dime Box job already filled by Bucky Richardson?

No, Jake Hubenak 

These dipshits are calling a grackle a roadrunner

According to wiki, Miss St was originally known as the aggies back in the day.  Same school colors, mangy ass dog mascots and scared sheep, there has to be a incestous connection somehow.

City boys don't know a grackle from a road runner...

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Just now, JesusSweatDuck said:

That's a grackle, right? That does not look like a fucking roadrunner

Yeah. that might have been the dumbest commentary I have seen in the last game or so. Maybe all season. the fuck. 

Just now, WBT said:

These dipshits are calling a grackle a roadrunner

These announcers sound like they all graduated from UTSA

Just now, Liquor and Poker said:

It’s a bat

An aggy is going to eat it and that's how covid-20 was born /no cr

looked like a grackle with AIDS

I wish all those sidewalk shitters would get AIDS

Just now, Nicole44 said:

Yeah. that might have been the dumbest commentary I have seen in the last game or so. Maybe all season. the fuck. 

I was starting to question how drunk I really am

Just now, JesusSweatDuck said:

I was starting to question how drunk I really am

They are now still talking about it since they were schooled on social media. 

Lmao they just addressed that it is indeed a grackle 

2 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:

It’s a bat

I thought the bats got blowed up with the renovations

This game is so good the announcers keep talking a out the grackle in the endzone

3 minutes ago, WBT said:

These dipshits are calling a grackle a roadrunner

Guano is guano. 

Leach...you have one job. That is to bring us aggy tears...lets go!

 

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Are these announcers even watching the game? Ball is loose 
 

No it’s not 

2 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

An aggy is going to eat it and that's how covid-20 was born /no cr

But it only kills idiots so he gets the posthumous Nobel prize. And turns Collie Station into a ghost town. 

1 minute ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

Calzone does not look confident at all. Still getting the deer headlights vibe from him.

Well, yeah, he knows he sucks.

is caljońes wearing a cummerbund or some of those high waisted lulu lemons

The crowd groaned when he slid. Almost like they wanted him to get tackled and get his bell rung so he'd be out of the game. 

Leave it to aggy to paint a 100-yard line. Probably helps their stats. 

Just now, ButtFumble said:

is caljońes wearing a cummerbund or some of those high waisted lulu lemons

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Announcers really wanted it to be a roadrunner. Just wait. It's nighttime. Bats will show up and they will spend the whole third quarter telling us how to kill vampires. Which would be a lot more entertaining.

that bird is the star. Crowd even chanting for the bird. lmao. 

Making fun of dumb aggies bird watching during the game.  Classic 

think leach just doesn't have a QB that can run his O fully.  this smells like a aggy 7 point win.

"They're chanting 'bird'..."

... like they could get goofier?

10% will create a sock and tell a story of how great the aggy fans were when they came to the game and how well they acted even after the loss
Lol, saw a couple "first time to Texas" posts on Texaggy this week. Both posters tried to be subtle at first, but aggy can't help themselves.
Just now, RamjetFDO said:

"They're chanting 'bird'..."

... like they could get goofier?

Oh, they absolutely can

That fucking grackle is more entertaining than these shit teams.

All that time invested in the crowd at Kyle, only to have to explain that they are paying attention to a bird on the field and chanting for it. 

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