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1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

Announcers really wanted it to be a roadrunner. Just wait. It's nighttime. Bats will show up and they will spend the whole third quarter telling us how to kill vampires. Which would be a lot more entertaining.

that bird is the star. Crowd even chanting for the bird. lmao. 

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Hoping to be wrong, but this has the makings of an aggy 10 point win and Looch pumps a buncha' sunshine.

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

think leach just doesn't have a QB that can run his O fully.  this smells like a aggy 7 point win.


Qb’s making smart choices on dump downs but his skill players aren’t making plays. 

Oh, they absolutely can
Yeah, I forgot to use the "rhetorical comment font". My bad.

msu sucks so much on defense they are making Cansado look good.  The plan is to score one more than aggy, Leach.  Go.

1 minute ago, ousux said:
20 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:
10% will create a sock and tell a story of how great the aggy fans were when they came to the game and how well they acted even after the loss

Lol, saw a couple "first time to Texas" posts on Texaggy this week. Both posters tried to be subtle at first, but aggy can't help themselves.

got a hand job at northgate.....some gloryhole at the Dixie Chicken......big burrito at Freebirds

Holy cow.  No speed bumps on that blitz

“…and after the game ended, the aggy faithful gently and lovingly removed the bird and went tree to tree until it cawed knowingly.  Then they located it’s family and placed it gently along side.  The grackle says it would be proud to have his kids walk on Kyle field. “

2 minutes ago, SarkAfterDark said:

Not sure why they aren't blitzing the fuck out of Calzada.

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7 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Stop showing that bird

before the end of the night, the grackle will take on mythical status, like Brian's shoe or Brian's gourd

i've got it - the grackle is THE REINCARNATION OF E. KING GILL

1 minute ago, SKA the boss said:

aggy fans chanting for the bird now. How bad is your team/game?

That's an S-E-C bird.  He shits as much as three Big 12 birds.


Shit filled noisemakers
Grackles or aggy?

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LOLz.  Jimbo  and squad is all out of sorts.

Burn that fucking T/O...

The second guy that landed on calzone, that was a penalty on overshown a few hours ago. Doesn’t draw comment here. 

Literal LOL at having to call a timeout to get your field goal team set.  Jumbo is a bank robber inside their athletic department.

Poooo ragggy settles for another fg

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

The second guy that landed on calzone, that was a penalty on overshown a few hours ago. Doesn’t draw comment here. 


the refs in the TCU game should be relegated to blondes vs brunettes charity games. 

Just now, TexArcher said:

Literal LOL at having to call a timeout to get your field goal team set.  Jumbo is a bank robber inside their athletic department.

Yeah, you almost like him for it

Literal LOL at having to call a timeout to get your field goal team set.  Jumbo is a bank robber inside their athletic department.
Is it really robbing when they want, ney insist, on giving him an extension for no fucking reason

Pirate about to confuse the aggy D

2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Literal LOL at having to call a timeout to get your field goal team set.  Jumbo is a bank robber inside their athletic department.

it is not robbery when they drive the armored truck to your place and start tossing bank bags of cash to you while you lay there in your casista

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Is the band going to attack that bird? I’m thinking yes 

6 minutes ago, RamjetFDO said:

"They're chanting 'bird'..."

... like they could get goofier?

yes- they will try to squeeze the birds nuts for good luck....

Sloneal got all turned around

For all of the pub the honey badger receives for not giving a fuck...,

grackles are mean AF.  Even that one on TV looks like he's been through a rumble or 3.  They are always fucking with each other and you'll see one hopping around on one leg or half their head caved in.

#TeamGrackle

aggy likes to crow about that 140 point game with LSU like it was something awesome, but they ignore the fact that regulation was 60 minutes of shitshow football and no one did squat until the refs started spotting them the ball on their opponent’s 25.
A lot like this one.

Hitting on all cylinders now. Let's hope they don't get intimidated by the end zone.

 

TD!!!!

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So much give up in the aggy secondary.  Have fun with Nick, who your coach pissed off by talking shit about him this summer 

That was a great drive and a beautiful pass/ catch.

Please get a TD here going into half. 
Your wish, etc....

Quoth the grackle: poor aggy

2 minutes ago, NAVY said:

Is the band going to attack that bird? I’m thinking yes 

If they lose. Someone should form a rescue squad...

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