October 3, 20214 yr 2 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said: Jimbo is straight stealing money from aggy, which amuses me....then I remember aggy is funded by various sources public and private in our state and it fucking pisses me off. But they’d spend it anyway on something even dumber or more horrifying
October 3, 20214 yr Just now, JesusSweatDuck said: Did Jimbo huff some helium? exactly what I was about to post and he looks like he has been hitting the bottle too
October 3, 20214 yr ...and let's go to Jimbo before the half SOLD!!! Edited October 3, 20214 yr by RollLeft
October 3, 20214 yr Author 3 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said: Jimbo is straight stealing money from aggy, which amuses me....then I remember aggy is funded by various sources public and private in our state and it fucking pisses me off. all aggy excess in violation of the basic tenets of fiduciary responsibility is accomplished using OUR MONEY
October 3, 20214 yr You smell that? It smells like glory hole and aggy down to klan aggy at the half. Keep it up, Leach. You have one job. Edited October 3, 20214 yr by Spider2YBanana
October 3, 20214 yr 4 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said: what i never see on texags are the skynet posts on subjects like "how is it possible we have such terrible qb play in year 4" but without looch ever getting called out for snake oil It's because they get banned on texags if they ever question him or his greatness.
October 3, 20214 yr Texags is glorious right now. One guy's selling his tickets and another started a thread with a Bat signal over Pyle only it says "Johnny." Another thinks their defense is overrated. No shit, Billy Cletus, it's almost as if 8 of y'all's 9 wins last season were against bad football teams or something... Edited October 3, 20214 yr by TexArcher
October 3, 20214 yr 1 minute ago, ButtFumble said: exactly what I was about to post and he looks like he has been hitting the bottle too You gotta fall asleep some way while wasting away in Brazos County.
October 3, 20214 yr Author 4 minutes ago, Publiushorn said: talkiebird may be a moran but he certainly convicted
October 3, 20214 yr Author 5 minutes ago, coachherman'sgrill said: Another half of Bimbo Grackle Ball the grackle can move 80 yards on the ground for a score faster than boomhauer
October 3, 20214 yr It's going to be glorious dragging our balls over their faces the remaining 8 years of Jimbo's contract.
October 3, 20214 yr Aggy chokes today then gets skull fucked by bama next week for a sweet and delicious 3 game losing streak.
October 3, 20214 yr Some texags dipshit said... Quote Pretty sure that's the way it's supposed to go with the 6th pass offense against the 4th pass defense. It's going to be a chess match. We will win some and lose some. Fun fact: Will Rogers is 23-27 for 233 yds, 2 TD, 0 INT. Chess match! Edited October 3, 20214 yr by TexArcher
October 3, 20214 yr Just now, Rockethorn1978 said: Aggy chokes today then gets skull fucked by bama next week for a sweet and delicious 3 game losing streak. That's an early roller coaster crash but I'll allow it.
October 3, 20214 yr But seriously, he talks to recruits for hours. I couldn't deal with that voice for 5 minutes. Having to listen to that every day would be torture for me
October 3, 20214 yr So either aggy comes back and we have a new piece of fucked up cult lore due to the grackle or MSU holds on and we have the curse of the grackle, or we see Leech goes full mad scientist in the second half, score 35 in a row and then bbq the stupid ducking bird and piss on their dog on the way out the door…. I think I would most like to see the third option…
October 3, 20214 yr Author 7 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said: But they’d spend it anyway on something even dumber or more horrifying i try to explain to outsiders that although we do hate them, it is only as a result of the fear and loathing
October 3, 20214 yr 8 minutes ago, coachherman'sgrill said: 10 minutes ago, Publiushorn said: 100 year plan isn't going that well? someone needs to take the Jimbo/aggy NC trophy and replace the 2 with a 3.
October 3, 20214 yr That's an early roller coaster crash but I'll allow it. It's October. Right on time.
October 3, 20214 yr 2 minutes ago, Laxtonto said: So either aggy comes back and we have a new piece of fucked up cult lore due to the grackle or MSU holds on and we have the curse of the grackle, or we see Leech goes full mad scientist in the second half, score 35 in a row and then bbq the stupid ducking bird and piss on their dog on the way out the door…. I think I would most like to see the third option… “King was possibly the greatest QB ever to play a game in Texas and we can’t be expected to recover from the loss of a player of that caliber”
October 3, 20214 yr 3 minutes ago, pops said: That's an early roller coaster crash but I'll allow it.
October 3, 20214 yr So either aggy comes back and we have a new piece of fucked up cult lore due to the grackle or MSU holds on and we have the curse of the grackle, or we see Leech goes full mad scientist in the second half, score 35 in a row and then bbq the stupid ducking bird and piss on their dog on the way out the door…. I think I would most like to see the third option…Third option sounds like a weird Pronhub search but I’m not judging.
October 3, 20214 yr 1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said: If Leach pulls this off the post game comments will be fun. If by fun you mean borderline erotic
October 3, 20214 yr 2 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said: If Leach pulls this off the post game comments will be fun.
October 3, 20214 yr 5 minutes ago, Laxtonto said: So eitherA) aggy comes back and we have a new piece of fucked up cult lore due to the grackle or B) MSU holds on and we have the curse of the grackle, or C) we see Leech goes full mad scientist in the second half, score 35 in a row and then bbq the stupid ducking bird and piss on their dog on the way out the door…. I think I would most like to see the third option… I'll take C for the win.
October 3, 20214 yr “King was possibly the greatest QB ever to play a game in Texas and we can’t be expected to recover from the loss of a player of that caliber”On brand with the yearly woulda, coulda, shoulda
October 3, 20214 yr Pirate gets the ball to start second half. Needs to go get points and force Jimbo to get desperate which will result in a Calzone int.
October 3, 20214 yr But seriously, he talks to recruits for hours. I couldn't deal with that voice for 5 minutes. Having to listen to that every day would be torture for meHeeey bidda bidda bidda
October 3, 20214 yr 7 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said: I can’t wait to see who aggy pays $20 million for next time
October 3, 20214 yr Pirate gets the ball to start second half. Needs to go get points and force Jimbo to get desperate which will result in a Calzone int.Calzone can do that without any help. He's got a critical pick 6 in him.
October 3, 20214 yr 10 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said: But they’d spend it anyway on something even dumber or more horrifying aggy when they get money to spend:
October 3, 20214 yr 9 minutes ago, TexArcher said: Some texags dipshit said... Fun fact: Will Rogers is 23-27 for 233 yds, 2 TD, 0 INT. Chess match! I'm liking this Will Rogers as much as the original, who must have been thinking about Aggy when he said it: “Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people that they don't like.” ― Will Rogers
October 3, 20214 yr Author 7 minutes ago, Laxtonto said: So either aggy comes back and we have a new piece of fucked up cult lore due to the grackle or MSU holds on and we have the curse of the grackle, or we see Leech goes full mad scientist in the second half, score 35 in a row and then bbq the stupid ducking bird and piss on their dog on the way out the door…. I think I would most like to see the third option… fourth option.... after the 35 in a row, the grackle flies up and sits on the pirate's shoulder texags silicon and all registered users spontaneously combust
October 3, 20214 yr fourth option.... after the 35 in a row, the grackle flies up and sits on the pirate's shoulder texags silicon and all registered users spontaneously combustI like the cut of yer jib.
October 3, 20214 yr MSU's offense seems to have found its stride. 24-13 would be sweet. Keep moving the ball.
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