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Never gets old^^ on the Thujone art.

 

Edited by Bevo&Pevo

Cowbell aggy is rolling now..

And I'm rolling as well[emoji23][emoji23]

That Miss St receiver needs to dream it in his head and catch the damn ball

Leach giving Elko a face full of vintage late aughts Texas Tech.  

6 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

fourth option....

after the 35 in a row, the grackle flies up and sits on the pirate's shoulder

texags silicon and all registered users spontaneously combust

 

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14 minutes ago, Bevo Num1 said:
16 minutes ago, pops said:
That's an early roller coaster crash but I'll allow it. 

It's October. Right on time.

Mond, like Johnny, was just good enough one year to avoid the coaster.  Mond obviously had enough athletic ability to overcome Jimbo's 90's SEC O.

I'm pretty sure Zach Calzada wouldn't start for Westlake or Lake Travis.

That kid just can’t handle any form of pressure
None at all. Happy feet and knows he can't trust his arm because he sails everything.

And that's why Leach punts at the 40.

No respect for that aggy offense. 

Just now, TexArcher said:

I'm pretty sure Zach Calzada wouldn't start for Westlake or Lake Travis.

At what position?

Calzone is terrible. Not only is he one of the worst starting QBs of any P5 team, but he has to be at the bottom of FBS.

1 minute ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

3 and out aggy. They didn't channel their inner grackle.

Jimbo is playing chess. You wouldn’t get it stupid sip 

Third time they have talked about aggy and punting…

Its like they had a hard time coming up with shit to talk about aggy for filler

Just now, Fletch said:

Jimbo is playing chess. You wouldn’t get it stupid sip 

He’s playing Monopoly 

Third time they have talked about aggy and punting…
Its like they had a hard time coming up with shit to talk about aggy for filler
Hence the grackle

I'm disappointed Kentucky's field is name Kroger Field.  aggy should have jumped all over that.

and Bama is going to face rape both these teams on the field 

2 minutes ago, Bevo Num1 said:
7 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:
 
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The bird on TV was crustier than that.

In fairness the bird on the TV has to deal with an awful lot of bat shit.  

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ElephantRider said:
Calzada doesn't have the mentality. He's acts like a titty baby
94chem said:


You don't have to make it personal. He's not good. It's not a matter of character. He shouldn't be on the field, and that's a coaching problem, not Calzada's fault.


He should have never been recruited. Completion % and leading a mediocre team for 2 years should have been 2 glaring red flags.

 

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

I'm disappointed Kentucky's field is name Kroger Field.  aggy should have jumped all over that.

They are holding out for sponsorship from Tractor Supply.

Just a reminder that Louie Belina hosts a post game call in show on texags radio after the game.

Plan accordingly. 

Seems like they're on the 20th play of the dirve an just crossed the 50.

They are holding out for sponsorship from Tractor Supply.
Welcome to the Tractor Supply Company Texas Aggy 12th man ™ Field. If the Ags win, everyone receives a free hedge trimmer.
1 minute ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

They are holding out for sponsorship from Tractor Supply.

Whoever owns Yakety Sax

2 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

highest paid DC in the country lulz

Was driving me nuts about the #4 defense against the pass. Uh, you played teams that can't pass

Death by a 1000 paper cuts

The fuck is jimbo doing?   3 down seems like a bad idea. 

1 hour ago, CooterBrown said:

Goddamn the aggy women that’s aren’t fat look like lot lizards from south Houston.

I grew up in Pasadena off of Allen Genoa, so this hits close to home.

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