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Texas Tradition

Haiku thread of ou hate 

Let it rip assholes

Texas will kick ass

While they choke on dicks and meth

All the live long day.

 

Fuck OU in ear

I am not good at haikus

Again fuck OU

Coach Lincoln Riley

The man, the myth, the legend-

ary micro-penis

Blou will choke on dick.

Horns will take the game to the bank.

Vodka will pour til empty.

Two things are for sure.
No field grackles in Dallas,
Texas stomps ou.

Inbred albino

QB1 Spencer Rattler

oh licker of taints

Fuck Oklahoma

Right in their methy faces

Fuck them all, fuck 'em.

Oklahoma sucks

Coach Sark has a big horse cock

Lincoln will suck it

 

Adios, Big 12

"Did we just become best friends?"

No, cousin-fuckers.

Fuck Oklahoma

Extra fuck Oklahoma

Fuck oklahoma

Bitch Spencer Rattler

has a logo with a dick

bigger than his own

PS Bob Stoops has disappoint

Edited by OrangEngr
Making it a four line haiku

Stoops eats lots of dicks

Riley eats lots of dicks too

Plonsky eats pussy

Does Lincoln Riley

Hate puppies and Jesus, too?

You bet.  OU sucks.

Indifferent come down

A glorious longhorn win

above the landtheif

Rattler is rattled.

Bijan has no fucks to give.

Take the loss pussies! 

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Texas is windy

Because Oklahomo sucks

Joe Exotics cock

 

 

College game day will

be in town to watch us make

OU bite the curb

Oklahoma can

Choke on my burnt orange cock

Mind the step-children

We need a new word

To describe all things ou

"Sucks" is not enough

 

Meth-addled rednecks

Descending upon our state

Leave empty handed

Texas owns Fair Park 

The Golden Hat will be ours

No doubt, OU sucks

Fuck fuck fuck OU

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck OU

Fuck fuck fuck OU

Oklahoma sucks

Beer and corn dogs for breakfast

Let's go Horns, Hook'em 

Meet a man called Lincoln

He discovered fried dicks at Oklahoma fair

Lincoln ran out of coopins

Mack is scared to death

Herman should have gone for two

Sark all gas no brakes

On 10/2/2021 at 5:25 PM, Bevo&Pevo said:

Blou will choke on dick.

Horns will take the game to the bank.

Vodka will pour til empty.

Your haiku skills suck

It should be 5, 7, 5

But I get your point

Oklahoma sucks

Satanic penis gobblers

Ass O U still sucks

 

Edited by Pimphand

Badman shoot Sooner

Burn trailer park to the ground

Fly on albatross

stole land from natives

stole alma mater from play

suck though, born with it

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