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37 minutes ago, BonzoMontreaux said:

An Overturned schooner

Red white surrender cobras

Longhorn fans rejoice

Can't edit inline... 7,8 whatever it takes.

Spencer Jones fights good

Pinned on piss stained bathroom floor

Flawless Victory

Well, rabble/ rabble, I predict Oklahoma will be undefeated this weekend, as the darkside will defeat the team in Austin..!

Welp, good luck & enjoy the game this weekend, but hopefully the Sooners have mre points when the clock runs out eh..?

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One big bag of dick

every sooner wants a lick

need more bags of dick

 

Bo runs right through him

Puddle of roids and hair gel

Brian Bosworth sucks.

No Teeth Stinky Breath

Meth Vitamins For Breakfast

Fuck Boomer Sooner!

Man, I really do

Hope ou burns to the ground

Ha ha, watch it burn

Not a haiku, so bite me.

 

Roses are red

Violets are blue

OU sucks

And so does OU

Swearengen, Wu, prove

Ninteenth century Sooners

Smoked the Deadwood pole

15 hours ago, Rudy Rutabaga said:

OU sucks bad

I mean really really bad

 Bad like asshole stink

Missing a syllable on the top row bro.

 

Signed, Haiku Police

1 hour ago, Superhero said:

Missing a syllable on the top row bro.

 

Signed, Haiku Police

Who are Haiku cops

Jobless syllable counters

or simply assholes

Rudy ol’ Rudy

Policing the Haiku Cop

You have too much time

On 10/6/2021 at 12:14 PM, Snacks said:

You know ok sucks

I do not have to tell you

We are going to win.

how in the hell did

i type ok, not ou?

it don't make a shit

Fuck OU Fuck them

The eat bags of giant dicks

and hate old ladies

14 hours ago, Superhero said:

Rudy ol’ Rudy

Policing the Haiku Cop

You have too much time

Dude you may be right

What matters is OU sucks

And they like dick bags

 

hook ‘em SH

 

 

I fucking hate them

With every fiber of my

Being.  We will win.

 

Texas is stronger

But Sooners think they see victory

Unless its Spencer Jones

 

 

Piss Covered Bathroom

Cocky Sooner Holder Starts Fight

Fucked around found out

Edited by Doc Reeves

You wanted haiku.

I wondered what I should do.

OU Sux - it's true!

Spoiler

Bonus limerick:

 

There once was a tribe from norman,

Whose sexual penchant was for men,

Not that there's anything wrong with that,

Except that they also love scat,

Like those other idiots, the corps men. 

 

 

Bonus Sonnet:

Spoiler

You actually wanted to read that?

🤘

 

 

The 'school' in norman

Dvoracek has a job

espn yo

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