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46 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Since "grinding" became "dancing" and dancing isn't an invitation on its own. Not saying that I agree or disagree. Just pointing out the obvious that being caught groping someone on video could have put him in legal hot water had the gropee decided to go that route.

apparently someone has not seen Footloose...

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I mean...yeah. if she had turned around and slapped him, she would have had a pretty decent case for sexual assault. Grinding on someone doesn't give them consent for finger play.
I guess that may be legally correct. But you know damn well no charges would be filed. Maybe he didn't even want her touching him.
1 hour ago, aggie08 said:

I mean...yeah. if she had turned around and slapped him, she would have had a pretty decent case for sexual assault. Grinding on someone doesn't give them consent for finger play.

 

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8 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

Maybe he didn't even want her touching him.

"Excuse me, but could you stop grinding your gorgeous, tight, twenty-something ass against my crotch?  I'm just here for good food and conversation."

1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Still looks to me like she’s wearing blue jeans. 

How'd she tie the knot in her shirt?

2 minutes ago, South Austin said:

This is turning out to be fantastic.

Might be time for an inquisitive reporter to reach out to Zach Smith for comment 

YES! He's been bangin' this old broad. Makes sense why he felt comfortable enough to let her grind on him and check her oil. 

 

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51 minutes ago, South Austin said:

"Excuse me, but could you stop grinding your gorgeous, tight, twenty-something ass against my crotch?  I'm just here for good food and conversation."

Yea seems solid. I would go for that.

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Bailing on the team flight to meet up with his side piece in his self-named restaurant wearing Ohio State gear. Not sure if I'm more impressed with the sheer stupidity or his DGAF, had sex mentality.

6 minutes ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

There are no coincidences. 

 

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1 minute ago, aggie08 said:

Bailing on the team flight to meet up with his side piece in his self-named restaurant wearing Ohio State gear. Not sure if I'm more impressed with the sheer stupidity or his DGAF, had sex mentality.

Waiting for Bobby Petrino meme to show up here.

6 minutes ago, PittsburghTiger said:

Waiting for Bobby Petrino meme to show up here.

That was 9 pages ago. Keep up. 

I'm sure he doesn't remember her...brain fog, and all.

Imagine getting paid whatever it is ($8 million, who cares) and bailing on your job to go fuck a 25 year old chick that works for some media outfit in your previous town.  

Undefeated. 

 

EDIT:  Also, I bet Urban could contribute to the Sugar Baby thread.  

 

EDIT 2:  Also, wonder if her company was hired for the job at his restaurant just randomly, or because she "encouraged" him to hire her firm to handle whatever it was they did.

 

 

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In his defense, meeting up with a sidepiece is orders of magnitude less shitty than bailing on dinner with his grandkids to get liquored up with college kids at the bar next door and gauging the comfort for butt stuff from a chick that he met 5 minutes ago.

4 hours ago, stork642 said:

Did you miss the whole part where she was grinding on his lap?  Good luck with a sexual assault claim.   Urban clearly did this on purpose to eject from the Jax job.  Even he knew he couldn’t fake another medical condition.  

Yeah actually I did miss that. But that's why I prefaced my comment with the word "possibly" because obviously if she gave consent, then it's not an issue. I just saw his hands reach into her taint area and that she put him on blast on the internet, which would seem to indicate she was not exactly thrilled about it.

Now we have a potential alternative scenario where the two of 'em have had some sort of relationship and when a pic or video  got out on the internet she possibly sought to distance herself from the relationship by putting him on blast.

If someone made the move Urban did with his hands while getting a lap dance in many strip clubs, he'd be tossed out on his ass.

Yes, battery. In some states. If the touching of an intimate area was unwanted. He could also be subject to civil suit for "offending" her. Sexual assault and battery laws have been transforming in recent years.

 

 

 

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6 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Yeah actually I did miss that. But that's why I prefaced my comment with the word "possibly" because obviously if she gave consent, then it's not an issue. I just saw his hands reach into her taint area and that she put him on blast on the internet, which would seem to indicate she was not exactly thrilled about it.

Now we have a potential alternative scenario where the two of 'em have had some sort of relationship and when a pic or video  got out on the internet she possibly sought to distance herself from the relationship by putting him on blast.

If someone made the move Urban did with his hands while getting a lap dance in many strip clubs, he'd be tossed out on his ass.

Yes, battery. In some states. If the touching of an intimate area was unwanted. He could also be subject to civil suit for "offending" her. Sexual assault and battery laws have been transforming in recent years.

 

 

 

It wasn't her that put him on blast. 

On 10/4/2021 at 6:43 PM, Horn Dog said:

Let he who hasn't abandoned his grandkids in the next door dining room to finger bang a big head blond college girl,  cast the first stone.

User ID checks out.

When is the story gonna turn to Urban’s health issues and him resigning again. Urban is such a piece of shit. Fuck him. 

38 minutes ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

There are no coincidences. 

 

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4 minutes ago, StruggleBus said:

It wasn't her that put him on blast. 

After there was a different picture released, didn't she put out a tiktok asking who was flirting with her and/or saying something like lol someone filmed UM sticking his hand up my ass?

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3 hours ago, MIkeHoncho said:

Lotta hate for Charlie here.  Sucked as a coach here, but I don't know of anything driving the hatred.  He wasn't the shit ball that mensa was.   I think it would be awesome if he took over for Urbs and went .500 the rest of the way.  

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58 minutes ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

What a strangely-constructed argument:

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He improved the Buckeye program enormously. This is a far cry from adultery. HE HATES LOSING!

I guess this is what happens when you're a shit-for-brains OSU fan and try throwing all your thoughts into a post at once.

After there was a different picture released, didn't she put out a tiktok asking who was flirting with her and/or saying something like lol someone filmed UM sticking his hand up my ass?


The girl that asked who was flirting with her was a different young blonde (on the left in the photo)

Cayman Nebraska (the girl getting her butthole probed) commented on the butthole video and seemed to think it was funny based on the emojis she used. She is on the right in this photo.
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3 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

What a strangely-constructed argument:

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He improved the Buckeye program enormously. This is a far cry from adultery. HE HATES LOSING!

I guess this is what happens when you're a shit-for-brains OSU fan and try throwing all your thoughts into a post at once.

Seems like quite a few buckeye fans feel similar to this 

Cayman Nebraska is a Jackie Daytona-level name.

3 minutes ago, Deej said:

Cayman Nebraska is a Jackie Daytona-level name.

Or Ron Mexico

or Joey Freshwater

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I’ll just go ahead and say it - So glad this is happening in Jacksonville and not Austin Texas baby!

17 minutes ago, UTHornFan014 said:

 


The girl that asked who was flirting with her was a different young blonde (on the left in the photo)

Cayman Nebraska (the girl getting her butthole probed) commented on the butthole video and seemed to think it was funny based on the emojis she used. She is on the right in this photo.
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Her name is Cayman Nebraska?  Is that for real?

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This whole situation just reminds me why I didn't become a multi-millionaire. I'm not sure my moral fortress would be strong enough to deal with all these sugar baby wannabees throwing themselves at me either. I chose to become a 50yr old, mildly obese, lower middle class nobody to protect my morals.

47 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

In his defense, meeting up with a sidepiece is orders of magnitude less shitty than bailing on dinner with his grandkids to get liquored up with college kids at the bar next door and gauging the comfort for butt stuff from a chick that he met 5 minutes ago.

... no, and your moral compass is broken.

Her name is Cayman Nebraska?  Is that for real?
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7 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

... no, and your moral compass is broken.

yeah ok sure

That chick is decently hot. She wasn’t ruin-my-public-image hot though. You’d think a multi-millionaire could do better.

its the pick a state and and island stripper name game.

Caicos Montana

Virginia Tobago

Carolina St. Lucia

Florida Bonaire

17 minutes ago, Kel Varnsen said:

This whole situation just reminds me why I didn't become a multi-millionaire. I'm not sure my moral fortress would be strong enough to deal with all these sugar baby wannabees throwing themselves at me either. I chose to become a 50yr old, mildly obese, lower middle class nobody to protect my morals.

mildly....yeah uh huh, right

2 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

its the pick a state and and island stripper name game.

Caicos Montana

Virginia Tobago

Carolina St. Lucia

Florida Bonaire

West Virginia the Grenadines

4 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

its the pick a state and and island stripper name game.

Caicos Montana

Virginia Tobago

Carolina St. Lucia

Florida Bonaire

Idaho Put-In-Bay.

Pornstar or mini estrella?

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