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17 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:


I think it’s classier than that. Caymanne Braska.

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  • Since when is making fun of anti-vaxxers political? I thought that was just standard making fun of stupid people, which is what we do here. It's kind of the whole basis of this thread. 

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25 minutes ago, Knighthawk said:

So social distancing and masks are a concern here?   CR much?   Jesus.   Didn’t see that coming but I guess expected given our fucked up ‘new normal’.  


well, more so when you were stupid enough to admit something like…

https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2021/08/31/urban-meyer-admits-vaccination-status-was-a-consideration-in-player-cuts/

3 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

She probably is willing to do....things.

 

 


But not as much as you’re average 18y/o HS senior

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Urban Meyer Still Adjusting To Speed Of NFL Cover-Ups

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JACKSONVILLE, FL—Apologizing to Jaguars fans for his early failures in leading the team, Jacksonville coach Urban Meyer admitted to reporters Tuesday that he is still adjusting to the speed of NFL cover-ups. “At the college level, these scandals take a lot longer to develop, and I’ll admit I just haven’t done the work to adjust my press strategy from Ohio State,” said Meyer, who explained that he was often able to shut down a damaging story or sweep a player’s transgressions under the rug with a single phone call while running a college program. “The NFL media ecosystem is just more complex than college, so I can’t run with the same simple denials I used in the past. I’m dealing with grown adults now, and lots of people have their own ideas that I can’t just override by throwing them off the team or threatening to take away a scholarship. Jaguars fans deserve a better level of cover-up than I’ve been providing, and I’m committed to learning and getting better.” At press time, Meyer had hired a former assistant from the Steelers so he could learn how they managed to sweep everything Ben Roethlisberger has done under the rug.

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1 minute ago, Doc Reeves said:


But not as much as you’re average 18y/o HS senior

 

1 minute ago, Doc Reeves said:


But not as much as you’re average 18y/o HS senior

repeating it doesn't make them older, dude.  

1 minute ago, Lobo said:

 

repeating it doesn't make them older, dude.  

Thank god…

3 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:


But not as much as you’re average 18y/o HS senior

Willing and knowing how are different ballgames.

3 hours ago, Deej said:

Vegetarian? Seems like she liked the meat.

 

Don’t eat meat but she sure likes the bone....

28 minutes ago, Sleepygrad said:

the idea that this is somehow premeditated by Urban to get out of Jacksonville is laughable...he's in hot water at home, his name/reputation is being dragged through the mud nationally, and USC won't touch him with a 10' pole. Masterful.

All of this.

His image would have been better off had he walked to the nearest podium and said, "I hate this job. I don't want to do it anymore. I quit." and walked off

How long before aggy convinces themselves they can pay Jimbo's buyout and hire Urban?

4 minutes ago, Deej said:

How long before aggy convinces themselves they can pay Jimbo's buyout and hire Urban?

And would it be funnier than them having to suffer mediocrity with Jimbo for ten years?

SIAP

but I think the Jags’s owners son has something to do with the consistent media attention, especially from barstool. He’s been on pardon my take several times and barstool isn’t letting up. Wondering if he’s feeding them info and trying to make it worse. He now hold a position as director of analytics so I’m sure there’s a power struggle with Urban.

1 hour ago, SurlyBDR said:

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I’m hardheaded, and I’m prideful. And I want to apologize clear back to the time I stuck my finger in your butt in the bar. I love you Cayman Nebraska. 

Came-in Nebraska?  It was just my finger.  Besides, her Nebraska ass may be a Legend.  But I'm all Buckeye, and I teach "Leaders" 

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What would your woman do if there was the same video of you at a bar with that young woman?  Mine would laugh and say "Good try, loser. Now go clean the garage."

3 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

What would your woman do if there was the same video of you at a bar with that young woman?  Mine would laugh and say "Good try, loser. Now go clean the garage."

Man, you have an awesome woman. If mine saw me sticking my finger in some hot 24 yr old's ass I better fucking move fast. 

5 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

What would your woman do if there was the same video of you at a bar with that young woman?  Mine would laugh and say "Good try, loser. Now go clean the garage."

Mine would divorce me, as she should.

5 minutes ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

Man, you have an awesome woman. If mine saw me sticking my finger in some hot 24 yr old's ass I better fucking move fast. 

For my 40th, I said, "I'm getting a sports car, a motorcycle, or a girlfriend." Old Lady's response: "Please get a girlfriend. Save me some work. I'll pick her out."

2 minutes ago, txhorns said:

Mine would divorce me, as she should.

Yeah, that's not a "Had a few too many drinks and wanted to remember my single days of flirting and playful touching" grope. That's a "I already got her number, I've been describing all the freaky shit that I'm good to do to her, and I think she's down" grope.

Which is why it seems way more likely that this wasn't a random encounter.

3 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

 Mine would have been been the woman in the bar

That's a lie, this woman had clothes on.

4 minutes ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

Shelley: "You need to go get your confidence back, I barely recognize you anymore."  Urban: "You know what?  You're right!!!"
2 Hrs later... 

 

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He was demonstrating the center snap. Nothing to see here. 

30 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

 Mine would have been been the woman in the bar

Username checks out.

2 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

What would your woman do if there was the same video of you at a bar with that young woman?  Mine would laugh and say "Good try, loser. Now go clean the garage."

My wife would have asked "Why were you trying to stick your finger in her butt"? She would have laughed at me and been pissed with the chick.

4 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Judging his propensity for blondes, I’d argue Taylor Estes

 

 

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I’ll never forget the look on my wife’s face the first time she witnessed me rubbing another girl’s taint. It was about 18 years ago in Virginia Beach. Of course, the oh my god look on her face was likely related to the girl’s head being buried between my wife’s legs.

3 hours ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

I’ll never forget the look on my wife’s face the first time she witnessed me rubbing another girl’s taint. It was about 18 years ago in Virginia Beach. Of course, the oh my god look on her face was likely related to the girl’s head being buried between my wife’s legs.

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7 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

What would your woman do if there was the same video of you at a bar with that young woman?  Mine would laugh and say "Good try, loser. Now go clean the garage."

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6 hours ago, markstanco said:

Has Shelly made a statement

Several, unfortunately.

8 hours ago, Fug said:

SIAP

but I think the Jags’s owners son has something to do with the consistent media attention, especially from barstool. He’s been on pardon my take several times and barstool isn’t letting up. Wondering if he’s feeding them info and trying to make it worse. He now hold a position as director of analytics so I’m sure there’s a power struggle with Urban.

It's definitely coming from Tony. The story about the locker room to the SI writer came directly from khan 

9 hours ago, Dr. Beeper said:

The chick looks like Trent Dilfer’s daughter with her eyes way too close together. She isn’t remotely attractive and her name is stupid. 

Don’t care. Finger had butt sex.

Has Shelly made a statement

“The magnetism caused by the devil juice injection the Jaguars required of saintly Urban pulled the harlot’s booty towards him. He had no choice to try to push her away. Unfortunately his hand was sucked into the abyss of sin. I like cats.”
9 hours ago, Deej said:

How long before aggy convinces themselves they can pay Jimbo's buyout and hire Urban?

I guarantee it's already being discussed in that aggy-only section of texags.

For the guys saying their wife would laugh at them if she saw this, it's because she knows there is no way the girl would go home with you. Meyer's fame can pull in a 25 year old without difficulty.

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