October 6, 20214 yr 12 hours ago, MoJames said: 12 hours ago, Txslnghrns said: I just realized Mary Poppins is in Mall Rats. Who?
October 6, 20214 yr 1 minute ago, Nice Guy Eddie said: For the guys saying their wife would laugh at them if she saw this, it's because she knows there is no way the girl would go home with you. Meyer's fame can pull in a 25 year old without difficulty. Speak for yourself.
October 6, 20214 yr 10 hours ago, Dr. Beeper said: The chick looks like Trent Dilfer’s daughter with her eyes way too close together. She isn’t remotely attractive and her name is Anal. Fify
October 6, 20214 yr 16 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said: For the guys saying their wife would laugh at them if she saw this, it's because she knows there is no way the girl would go home with you. Meyer's fame can pull in a 25 year old without difficulty. Username checks out
October 6, 20214 yr 12 hours ago, Beau Vine said: 14 hours ago, dcar00 said: its the pick a state and and island stripper name game. Caicos Montana Virginia Tobago Carolina St. Lucia Florida Bonaire Curacao Arizona is my biatch. Kodiak Kansas. Big, hairy, flatchested.
October 6, 20214 yr 35 minutes ago, Homercles said: “RIP”? Did his wife kill him? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Hawk He was shot 15 years ago, murder remains unsolved.
October 6, 20214 yr 1 hour ago, TexArcher said: I guarantee it's already being discussed in that aggy-only section of texags. Unlearnt Ends?
October 6, 20214 yr 10 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said: Mine would have been been the woman in the bar This is trashy but there's a comedian named Drew Lynch who has a stutter and I pictured him saying your comment because of the double been and I laughed my ass off. I'll see myself out lulz.
October 6, 20214 yr 1 hour ago, Nice Guy Eddie said: For the guys saying their wife would laugh at them if she saw this, it's because she knows there is no way the girl would go home with you. Meyer's fame can pull in a 25 year old without difficulty. When it comes to 25 year old girls, I have 3" of steel that might change their minds.
October 6, 20214 yr 12 hours ago, ztejas said: Willing and knowing how are different ballgames. Who doesn’t like a toothy beej?
October 6, 20214 yr 23 hours ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said: Please let Charlie take over. Pretty please make it happen baby Jesus. Holy shit. How did I miss that Strong was a Jag coach. This just keeps getting better and better.
October 6, 20214 yr 2 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said: For the guys saying their wife would laugh at them if she saw this, it's because she knows there is no way the girl would go home with you. Meyer's fame can pull in a 25 year old without difficulty. my wife has orchestrated a 5 chick blowjob for me once one wild night after a concert. she would absolutely divorce me and take my kids if she saw me do what Urbie did Edited October 6, 20214 yr by Doc Reeves
October 6, 20214 yr 16 hours ago, Helobious said: That chick is decently hot. She wasn’t ruin-my-public-image hot though. You’d think a multi-millionaire could do better. Look man, sometimes you can’t explain this stuff. The thumb wants what the thumb wants.
October 6, 20214 yr 1 minute ago, Burt Macklin said: Look man, sometimes you can’t explain this stuff. The thumb wants what the thumb wants. Exactly. He wasn’t interested in her face
October 6, 20214 yr 4 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said: I hope someone wiped that thing down… Before or after she sat down on it?
October 6, 20214 yr Popular Post 14 minutes ago, The Dog said: Holy crap Urban, just shut up and say you goofed and it won't happen again. Fixed it for him:
October 6, 20214 yr Keep in mind that Urban accomplished two things with these comments: 1. Contradicted himself (did you get permission or decide after the loss to do it?) 2. Attempted to pass the blame to his GM, who now must answer questions about his comments (did you give UM permission?) He's not defusing the situation - he's throwing gallons of gas on the fire.
October 6, 20214 yr 34 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said: I hope someone wiped that thing down… With my tongue
October 6, 20214 yr 12 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said: What would your woman do if there was the same video of you at a bar with that young woman? Mine would laugh and say "Good try, loser. Now go clean the garage." There's a pretty decent chance I'd wake up dead the next morning.
October 6, 20214 yr 13 minutes ago, The Dog said: Keep in mind that Urban accomplished two things with these comments: 1. Contradicted himself (did you get permission or decide after the loss to do it?) 2. Attempted to pass the blame to his GM, who now must answer questions about his comments (did you give UM permission?) He's not defusing the situation - he's throwing gallons of gas on the fire. He also told a story about Trevor Lawrence going to Vegas as an example for some insanely stupid reason. He’s now pissed on his GM and franchise QB. We didn’t want those grapes anyway
October 6, 20214 yr The story with the girl is interesting but I'm shaking my head with a head coach not wanting to get back to attempt to right a ship at 0-4. I have to wonder how Urban has previously reacted to college players not wanting to fly back with the team. Maybe he was cool with it but somehow I doubt that. It's easy to picture Urban telling that player that "we come here as a team, and we leave as team. If you and others don't fly back, that doesn't sound like a team, does it?" I'm not an expert on college football travel logistics but my understanding is that maybe the bowl game is the only time that players can be given freedom to not return on the team charter. Especially players not playing the next year.
October 6, 20214 yr He turned something that required a simple oopsie daisies won't happen again apology into a 3 ring circus.
October 6, 20214 yr 32 minutes ago, The Dog said: Holy crap Urban, just shut up and say you goofed and it won't happen again. Oh, so it was the GM's fault. Trent will be happy to hear that.
October 6, 20214 yr 1 hour ago, ButtFumble said: I think this is all a distraction for him going to Nebraska! Shouldn't the tagline be at least wedding band deep?
October 6, 20214 yr 2 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said: The story with the girl is interesting but I'm shaking my head with a head coach not wanting to get back to attempt to right a ship at 0-4. I have to wonder how Urban has previously reacted to college players not wanting to fly back with the team. Maybe he was cool with it but somehow I doubt that. It's easy to picture Urban telling that player that "we come here as a team, and we leave as team. If you and others don't fly back, that doesn't sound like a team, does it?" I'm not an expert on college football travel logistics but my understanding is that maybe the bowl game is the only time that players can be given freedom to not return on the team charter. Especially players not playing the next year. It probably hardly comes up. I doubt many college players want to pay for their own ticket and skip on the team charter. Not to mention at such short notice it wouldn't be possible. I'd bet the few times it comes up are probably extenuating circumstances, and not I just want to party out here another day.
October 6, 20214 yr 57 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said: my wife has orchestrated a 5 chick blowjob for me once one wild night after a concert. she would absolutely divorce me and take my kids if she saw me do what Urbie did Nice.
October 6, 20214 yr The guy is a fucking train wreck. My guess is that there is some chemistry involved. He is showing a pattern of behavior that very much resembles that of an opiate addiction.
October 6, 20214 yr Just now, Scooter Monzingo said: The guy is a fucking train wreck. My guess is that there is some chemistry involved. He is showing a pattern of behavior that very much resembles that of an opiate addiction. I wonder if he realized it was a mistake to take the job within weeks. It's hard to stay motivated if you don't want to be somewhere. You can only fake it so long.
October 6, 20214 yr 3 minutes ago, Scooter Monzingo said: The guy is a fucking train wreck. My guess is that there is some chemistry involved. He is showing a pattern of behavior that very much resembles that of an opiate addiction. Interesting. Urban popping pills?
October 6, 20214 yr 4 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said: I wonder if he realized it was a mistake to take the job within weeks. It's hard to stay motivated if you don't want to be somewhere. You can only fake it so long. As has been discussed ad nauseam with Jimbo, $10million per year* is a pretty good motivator. *not sure what his actual salary is, but it is a lot
October 6, 20214 yr 1 hour ago, Doc Reeves said: my wife has orchestrated a 5 chick blowjob for me once one wild night after a concert. she would absolutely divorce me and take my kids if she saw me do what Urbie did
October 6, 20214 yr 27 minutes ago, Da Fino said: Nice. Yeah, it was great and all but ever since for years now when I wanna maybe do something freaky she’s says “nah…besides remember that time after the concert??”
October 6, 20214 yr I’m sure Urbana’s players are really looking forward to tackling Derrick Henry for corch this weekend.
October 6, 20214 yr Oh, so it was the GM's fault. Trent will be happy to hear that.That's his MO: lie, deny, and make counter accusations. The hits just keep coming for Urbs and you know someone is sitting on some great photos or videos.
October 6, 20214 yr 40 minutes ago, Gene Parmesan said: It probably hardly comes up. I doubt many college players want to pay for their own ticket and skip on the team charter. Not to mention at such short notice it wouldn't be possible. I'd bet the few times it comes up are probably extenuating circumstances, and not I just want to party out here another day. Yeah, it's not like bowl games are last minute and players don't have a clue which city they'll be playing in until the night before, right?
October 6, 20214 yr 11 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said: Yeah, it was great and all but ever since for years now when I wanna maybe do something freaky she’s says “nah…besides remember that time after the concert??” And that concert was.... Justin Bieber.
October 6, 20214 yr And that concert was? You guessed it. Frank Stallone. (still the panty dropper he once was)
October 6, 20214 yr 5 minutes ago, Macanudo said: Yeah, it's not like bowl games are last minute and players don't have a clue which city they'll be playing in until the night before, right? The poster specifically carved out bowl games as a likely exception.
October 6, 20214 yr 1 hour ago, Doc Reeves said: my wife has orchestrated a 5 chick blowjob for me once one wild night after a concert. she would absolutely divorce me and take my kids if she saw me do what Urbie did Wait just a got damn minute, here. How does that get "orchestrated"?
October 6, 20214 yr Just now, Tylerocks said: Wait just a got damn minute, here. How does that get "orchestrated"? Every symphony needs a conductor.
October 6, 20214 yr Doc Reeves, his wife, and 4 other gals gave a blowjob to whoever they all saw in concert that night. I think. I dunno. I'm confused.
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