October 6, 20214 yr Popular Post 1 hour ago, Doc Reeves said: my wife has orchestrated a 5 chick blowjob for me once one wild night after a concert. she would absolutely divorce me and take my kids if she saw me do what Urbie did
October 6, 20214 yr 2 minutes ago, Lobo said: Doc Reeves, his wife, and 4 other gals gave a blowjob to whoever they all saw in concert that night. I think. I dunno. I'm confused. DRK5H
October 6, 20214 yr 2 hours ago, Doc Reeves said: my wife has orchestrated a 5 chick blowjob for me once one wild night after a concert. she would absolutely divorce me and take my kids if she saw me do what Urbie did
October 6, 20214 yr 2 hours ago, Doc Reeves said: my wife has orchestrated a 5 chick blowjob for me once one wild night after a concert.
October 6, 20214 yr Urban, Shmurban. I don't really give a crap, I just want to see Charlie Strong, interim head coach. I mean, he's associate head coach - it would have to be him, wouldn't it? After that, Wikipedia entry for Failing Upwards see Charlie Strong.
October 6, 20214 yr Popular Post 17 minutes ago, jeevsie said: Urban, Shmurban. I don't really give a crap, I just want to see Charlie Strong, interim head coach. I mean, he's associate head coach - it would have to be him, wouldn't it? After that, Wikipedia entry for Failing Upwards see Charlie Strong. ...who then went on to become the winningest coach in NFL history.
October 6, 20214 yr 18 hours ago, MoJames said: 18 hours ago, Txslnghrns said: I just realized Mary Poppins is in Mall Rats. It's a jolly shopping day with Mary
October 6, 20214 yr 1 minute ago, The Dude said: One Urban, one crotch, and too many beers Pos rep. even if you were thinking of the George Thorogood version. But as Shelley Meyers will tell you, she prefers the original by John Lee "At Least She Wasn't A" Hooker.
October 6, 20214 yr my wife has orchestrated a 5 chick blowjob for me once one wild night after a concert. she would absolutely divorce me and take my kids if she saw me do what Urbie did
October 6, 20214 yr 1 hour ago, Bevo said: And that concert was.... Justin Bieber. Close. Taylor Swift
October 6, 20214 yr 10 hours ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said: I’ll never forget the look on my wife’s face the first time she witnessed me rubbing another girl’s taint. It was about 18 years ago in Virginia Beach. Of course, the oh my god look on her face was likely related to the girl’s head being buried between my wife’s legs. prove it
October 6, 20214 yr Popular Post Back in the day one Halloween, a girl dressed as a slutty nun gave me a really angry handy-j under the table in a corner of the Copper Tank. She was uglier than homemade sin. I never knew her name, but I still love her. If that was you, and you weigh under 200 lbs, please dm me on MySpace.
October 6, 20214 yr 2 minutes ago, Native Horn said: Damn I miss the Copper Tank. I miss knowing half the people who worked there and drinking for free every weekend.
October 6, 20214 yr 1 hour ago, honolulu horn said: DRK5H That’s just disrespectful. they’re called ‘escorts’
October 6, 20214 yr 5 minutes ago, Native Horn said: Damn I miss the Copper Tank. We went there the night after we upset Nebraska in the '96 Big XII title game. They must have recorded it (this was obviously before DVR) and replayed it on that big screen they had on the west side of the room. We were already drunk from watching the game and partying on the drag, and got wildly overserved on tepid draft beer and jagermeister at Copper Tank. Long story, short...I think I took home the same girl JFKFC met later in life. It was my own mini-'99 Nebraska at the Alamodome legendary post where he wakes up with the Waffle House waitress (or Kettle Inn or someshit).
October 6, 20214 yr I want everyone here to know that I’ve never had a threesome with my wife and she’s never arranged for any other girls to blow me in her presence. I feel ashamed, but it feels better to get that off my chest.
October 6, 20214 yr 16 minutes ago, Lobo said: I think I took home the same girl JFKFC met later in life
October 6, 20214 yr I was talking about the Nun you described, sounded just like the broad I hooked up with from Copper Tank. Oh wait, unless you love her. In that case, I'm sorry. Bros before Hoes. Flopper before Copper. This is the Way. Edited October 6, 20214 yr by Lobo
October 6, 20214 yr 1 hour ago, jeevsie said: Urban, Shmurban. I don't really give a crap, I just want to see Charlie Strong, interim head coach. I mean, he's associate head coach - it would have to be him, wouldn't it? After that, Wikipedia entry for Failing Upwards see Charlie Strong.
October 6, 20214 yr 38 minutes ago, Native Horn said: Damn I miss the Copper Tank. Former Abbrato's alum says "Hey."
October 6, 20214 yr 48 minutes ago, Native Horn said: Damn I miss the Copper Tank. Back when the Cowboys held their training camp at St. Edward’s it was one of the places Jerry and Barry did their Urban Meyering
October 6, 20214 yr 1 hour ago, Native Horn said: Damn I miss the Copper Tank. What??? It's closed?? I swear, you leave town for 20 years and the whole place changes.
October 6, 20214 yr I bet. She loves the bucks so much she even figured out a way to start at center. Edited October 6, 20214 yr by PassiveAggressiveCoach
October 6, 20214 yr 5 minutes ago, Lobo said: Eskimo Brother? If you mean "worked there at the same time" maybe. If you mean with a woman, I really hope not.
October 6, 20214 yr They got a vaccine for that now, I wouldn't worry. I didn't work there, but hung out there with some girls that hung out there because they were friends with some workers. Ended up with one in particular for a few months. This woulda been '95 or '96 I think. Serious question-where was Abbrato's? I remember you'd often enter through the back (Urban Meyer style). I know it was on the South Side of Sixth Street, but i have no idea where on the 'strip'
October 6, 20214 yr 5 hours ago, Burt Macklin said: Look man, sometimes you can’t explain this stuff. The thumb wants what the thumb wants.
October 6, 20214 yr Wait, just so I’m clear, Urban Meyer was high on opioids while he got blowjob from 5 Beleibers at a Frank Stallone concert? Why would his GM make him do that?
October 6, 20214 yr ^ outta rep for like the third day on this thread. Well played. Who was the politician that got in hot water for some hot mic racist tirade a few months back and blamed it on not having his allergy or diabetes meds or some shit? He could try that but, "I shouldn't have been drinking with my heart medicine, it makes me do crazy shit." I'm sure his grandkids would back that up, "Paw-paw only had two whole bottles of his PopPop juice before he left us at the table with the dessert menu and a pile of green folding money with lots of zeroes on it."
October 6, 20214 yr 4 minutes ago, Lobo said: ^ outta rep for like the third day on this thread. Well played. Who was the politician that got in hot water for some hot mic racist tirade a few months back and blamed it on not having his allergy or diabetes meds or some shit? He could try that but, "I shouldn't have been drinking with my heart medicine, it makes me do crazy shit." I'm sure his grandkids would back that up, "Paw-paw only had two whole bottles of his PopPop juice before he left us at the table with the dessert menu and a pile of green folding money with lots of zeroes on it." My favorite was Larry Craig, former US Senator from Idaho (notice, no party affiliation notation—no CR) who got busted trolling for same sex company in an airport bathroom, and blamed it on having a “wide stance” when dropping a deuce. He subsequently pleaded guilty and dropped off the radar. Just own it, for goodness sake.
October 6, 20214 yr Wonder why ESPN is still desperately clinging to it’s “a young lady was dancing near his lap” narrative even at this hour
October 6, 20214 yr 5 hours ago, Hornlover said: As has been discussed ad nauseam with Jimbo, $10million per year* is a pretty good motivator. *not sure what his actual salary is, but it is a lot It's about tree-fiddy
October 6, 20214 yr 3 hours ago, The Dude said: One Urban, one crotch, and too many beers This is not getting near enough love…
October 6, 20214 yr Was he the one at the Minneapolis Airport who said he just likes to tap his feet while spread shitting in public? See, Urban should do with something like that. "Shelley, you know how in my late 50's, I started using the thigh machine in the weight room for hours on end for no apparent reason? Well, call it muscle memory I guess. But I sat on that bar stool, and my thighs just flexed outwards. The young lady was trying to help me out because I got cramped up pretty bad and the everclear-infused pickle juice really helped with that. Also, you think JFK, Jr. is still alive and sending you secret messages about how to raise our grandchildren---who the fuck you think is gonna win a divorce litigation in Ohio where I'm worshipped you dumb cunt?"
October 6, 20214 yr 7 hours ago, Bevo said: And that concert was.... Justin Bieber. Wait, wait, whut?!?! Bieber gave Doc a beej? Edited October 7, 20214 yr by SHOOTER12
October 6, 20214 yr 31 minutes ago, Covri said: Wait, just so I’m clear, Urban Meyer was high on opioids while he got blowjob from 5 Beleibers at a Frank Stallone concert? Why would his GM make him do that? And Doc provided commentary while Case videoed the whole thing.
October 6, 20214 yr Popular Post 3 hours ago, Satoshi said: I want everyone here to know that I’ve never had a threesome with my wife That's a shame. She really enjoys them.
October 6, 20214 yr 41 minutes ago, Deej said: That's a shame. She really enjoys them. I’m sorry my daughters are going through a Fuller House binge watching phase and that’s all I think of when I see your username.
October 6, 20214 yr 1 hour ago, SHOOTER12 said: Wait, wait, whut?!?! Bieber gave Doc a been? what can I say, he looked like a girl with his hair slicked back in the shower… Edited October 6, 20214 yr by Doc Reeves
October 6, 20214 yr 3 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said: what can I say, he looked like a girl with his hair slicked back in the shower… You're a good sport Doc...
October 6, 20214 yr 3 minutes ago, Satoshi said: I’m sorry my daughters are going through a Fuller House binge watching phase and that’s all I think of when I see your username. So, you're thinking about me, eh?
October 6, 20214 yr 8 minutes ago, Deej said: So, you're thinking about me, eh? Only when you quote my posts. Are you a middle aged, bible thumping soccer mom?
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