October 4, 20214 yr Calling out Shelley for her lunacy and urban for his bad, adulterous decisions is CR material. Has no place here. having said that, If I made that kinda money, my wife was that fucking stupid and ugly…….I’d be out getting jiggy with it too. Hmmmm, stay here for free drinks and nice-ass lap dances or come home to horse face with her apple paste refill? Real tough call.
October 4, 20214 yr 1 hour ago, TexasFan21 said: Urban to Shelley Edited October 4, 20214 yr by CowtownHorn
October 4, 20214 yr 13 minutes ago, ztejas said: Urb smells sex and pizza, here. Who's that grinding on his chair?
October 4, 20214 yr Urban is clearly the victim here. Those mean people were just trying to pull him out onto the dance floor while he was enjoying a quiet, wholesome family dinner with the grandkids... by having him stick his finger up some strange woman's ass.
October 4, 20214 yr 4 hours ago, SarkAfterDark said: @Landomatic what do you think Urban is doing with his hand here? Based on his shoulder position, I think he's grabbing the front edge of the stool and she's grinding his arm and back of his hand. He's a fucking dumbass regardless.
October 4, 20214 yr 1 hour ago, TexasFan21 said: Upon further review, the ruling on the field is overturned. This child was dry finger finger banging.
October 4, 20214 yr I picture Urban's grandkids still waiting next door because he was gonna order special desserts for the whole table:
October 4, 20214 yr Popular Post Let he who hasn't abandoned his grandkids in the next door dining room to finger bang a big head blond college girl, cast the first stone.
October 4, 20214 yr 3 minutes ago, Lobo said: I picture Urban's grandkids still waiting next door because he was gonna order special desserts for the whole table: Where's grampa? He left 90 minutes ago...said something about getting mudslides for dessert?
October 4, 20214 yr 1 minute ago, Blotto said: Where's grampa? He left 90 minutes ago...said something about getting mudslides for dessert? And he mumbled something about getting a Colorado Rawdog for an after dinner drink.
October 4, 20214 yr Didn’t his old lady already tweet something that sounded like her being cool with it all? Whether she did or not, I don’t see this being anywhere close to something to derail anybody’s career. He rubbed a girl from outside her pants. Meh.
October 4, 20214 yr Popular Post 2 hours ago, Mittens said: You're busted. Just once I'd like to see someone stand up there and just admit it. "I had a few drinks, some young blonde started rubbing her ass on my junk. Sorry for partying."
October 4, 20214 yr 2 minutes ago, Your Mom said: Didn’t his old lady already tweet something that sounded like her being cool with it all? Whether she did or not, I don’t see this being anywhere close to something to derail anybody’s career. He rubbed a girl from outside her pants. Meh. The issue is that he has one of the most difficult jobs in the world and he's on camera getting hammered at a bar 1,000 miles away from work philandering about with hoores. Edited October 4, 20214 yr by ztejas
October 4, 20214 yr On 10/3/2021 at 1:24 PM, Spider2YBanana said: People are really trying to force the name to Twerkgate. People are stupid. Urban is scum, but I like the cut of his jib. On 10/3/2021 at 1:25 PM, mdleast said: He liked her jib too URBAN MEYER 2021: “Gettin’ Jibby Wit’ It” Edited October 4, 20214 yr by Napoleon
October 4, 20214 yr 4 minutes ago, ztejas said: The issue is that he has one of the most difficult jobs in the world and he's on camera getting hammered at a bar 1,000 miles away from work philandering about with hoores. lol damn I was very very sad when i found out we weren't getting Urban This is hilarious
October 4, 20214 yr 6 minutes ago, Deej said: You're busted. Just once I'd like to see someone stand up there and just admit it. "I had a few drinks, some young blonde started rubbing her ass on my junk. Sorry for partying."
October 4, 20214 yr 7 minutes ago, ztejas said: The issue is that he has one of the most difficult jobs in the world and he's on camera getting hammered at a bar 1,000 miles away from work philandering about with hoores. Difficult? No. He is a fucking football coach. High Pressure/stress, yes. I'm pretty sure he didn't pay her. She is just a skank/slut looking for a surgar daddy. Which in no way excuses his behavior. Edited October 4, 20214 yr by Longhornlove Added context
October 4, 20214 yr Meh outside the pants ass crack swipe isn’t shit. Come back when he’s classy and has the hands down the pants and smells it afterwards
October 4, 20214 yr his wife's twitter name starts with "spinner", I don't think she's a prude and is probably just mad Urban didn't bring the girl home
October 4, 20214 yr 33 minutes ago, Horn Dog said: Let he who hasn't abandoned his grandkids in the next door dining room to finger bang a big head blond college girl, cast the first stone. They weren’t even finished with their appetizers speaking of which Tommy tubercular ***Tuberville owes me 800.09 Edited October 4, 20214 yr by closetohumping
October 4, 20214 yr 4 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said: Meh outside the pants ass crack swipe isn’t shit. Come back when he’s classy and has the hands down the pants and smells it afterwards
October 4, 20214 yr Popular Post 2 hours ago, TexasFan21 said: Really, Shelley, there is a perfectly reasonable explanation for this...
October 4, 20214 yr Popular Post 4 minutes ago, Nicole44 said: Some of y’all need to reach out to Shelley The single ones. Go for it! Thanks, but no thanks. I believe in masks and vaccinations.
October 4, 20214 yr 9 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said: Meh outside the pants ass crack swipe isn’t shit. Come back when he’s classy and has the hands down the pants and smells it afterwards Honestly there would be more going on in a Men's club but the chick would be getting paid. It's his personal business honestly. But hey, you keep being you and I will continue to be entertained.
October 4, 20214 yr Just now, Deej said: Thanks, but no thanks. I believe in masks and vaccinations. But she might be loaded if she goes for a divorce? Lol
October 4, 20214 yr 9 minutes ago, closetohumping said: They weren’t even finished with their appetizers speaking of which Tommy tubercular owes me 800.09 Exactly who I thought of! Urban pulled the ol' Tuberville Two Step. Edited October 4, 20214 yr by Tex Pete
October 4, 20214 yr 23 minutes ago, Your Mom said: Didn’t his old lady already tweet something that sounded like her being cool with it all? Whether she did or not, I don’t see this being anywhere close to something to derail anybody’s career. He rubbed a girl from outside her pants. Meh. Username...checks out?
October 4, 20214 yr Just now, Nicole44 said: But she might be loaded if she goes for a divorce? Lol She's loaded regardless.
October 4, 20214 yr Did he fuck her? Did he even kiss her? No? This will pass in short order. Like any of his players will care. I have a couple of friends who used to tend bar at a strip club. Her older sister and brother-in-law would visit. He’d buy her sister a lap dance and vice versa. (It’s a lot hotter when a stripper gives a lap dance to another woman.) This was a restaurant. Har har har, we can all have a good laugh about it. But no one really cares.
October 4, 20214 yr Go to a different college football stadium every year on a guys trip and we will be in Columbus for the Notre Dame game next fall. Airbnb is a 1 minute walk from where the crime went down... guys aren't allowed to tell their wives.
October 4, 20214 yr 1 minute ago, WhatTheBuck said: Did he fuck her? Did he even kiss her? No? This will pass in short order. Like any of his players will care. I have a couple of friends who used to tend bar at a strip club. Her older sister and brother-in-law would visit. He’d buy her sister a lap dance and vice versa. (It’s a lot hotter when a stripper gives a lap dance to another woman.) This was a restaurant. Har har har, we can all have a good laugh about it. But no one really cares. I think he missed the bag and went straight to second base.
October 4, 20214 yr Just now, Deej said: Thanks, but no thanks. I believe in masks and vaccinations. And she's into fly masks and apple paste. No telling what kinky shit she'd be down for. On the one hand, you got Shelley's ass at home smelling like aisle 5 at Tractor Supply co. And on the other finger, this hot young 25YO blonde whose ass tastes like french vanilla ice cream.
October 4, 20214 yr 2 minutes ago, closetohumping said: I think he missed the bag and went straight to second base. He wasn't closethumping.
October 4, 20214 yr 27 minutes ago, Longhornlove said: Difficult? No. He is a fucking football coach. High Pressure/stress, yes. I'm pretty sure he didn't pay her. She is just a skank/slut looking for a surgar daddy. Which in no way excuses his behavior. If she were smart, she would have gone somewhere without cameras with him to exchange an NDA for hush money. There's nothing to hush about when it's all over the internet.
October 4, 20214 yr 30 minutes ago, Longhornlove said: Difficult? No. He is a fucking football coach. High Pressure/stress, yes. I'm pretty sure he didn't pay her. She is just a skank/slut looking for a surgar daddy. Which in no way excuses his behavior. Winning games in the NFL isn't difficult? You serious - Clark?
October 4, 20214 yr 50 minutes ago, Kel Varnsen said: He's a better man than me. I would have smelled my finger. He knows it smells like burnt couch. Everything in Columbus does. Edited October 4, 20214 yr by stork642
October 4, 20214 yr Popular Post 40 minutes ago, ztejas said: The issue is that he has one of the most difficult jobs in the world and he's on camera getting hammered at a bar 1,000 miles away from work philandering about with hoores. I dunno, man -- I'm pretty sure I could have the Jags 0-4, too. Doesn't look that hard.
October 4, 20214 yr 5 minutes ago, ztejas said: Winning games in the NFL isn't difficult? You serious - Clark? With that roster, in that situation, that he put himself in, damn near impossible. Generally I wouldn't consider football coach a difficult job. Winning in that job, difficult yes. Being a football coach itself, not so much. Edited October 4, 20214 yr by Longhornlove
October 4, 20214 yr Just now, TexArcher said: I dunno, man -- I'm pretty sure I could have the Jags 0-4, too. Doesn't look that hard. I didn't say he's doing a good job.
October 4, 20214 yr The best part is the coach who demands personal accountability from his players blames group of people next door for his strange groping.
October 4, 20214 yr 5 minutes ago, ztejas said: Winning games in the NFL isn't difficult? You serious - Clark? Don't like 50% of the coaches win in any given week? My industry has a far lower success rate.
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