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2 hours ago, Lhorn said:

Jimbo better have his head on a swivel. Aggy probably gonna be sending Instagram  models at him trying to catch him and fire him for cause. 

He'd just watch the QB from Blinn fuck them instead  

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2 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Don't like 50% of the coaches win in any given week?  My industry has a far lower success rate. 

You'd have a point if the entire league went 8-8 every year.

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Did he fuck her? Did he even kiss her? No? This will pass in short order. Like any of his players will care.
I have a couple of friends who used to tend bar at a strip club. Her older sister and brother-in-law would visit. He’d buy her sister a lap dance and vice versa. (It’s a lot hotter when a stripper gives a lap dance to another woman.)
This was a restaurant. Har har har, we can all have a good laugh about it. But no one really cares. 
I can't tell you the collective shock that this is the reaction from our resident OSU fans. Who could've seen this coming.

You're right, though, it's no big deal. It's such a small deal that the story has struggled to gain any interest or traction and is probably juuuust about to blow over.

Of course the players aren't mad. The players probably want to high five him. They're professional athletes. The guys who pay his salary and worry about things like pr, probably less high-fivey. It also might come back to haunt him the next time he has a player involved in a scandal. Kind of hard to preach about good decisions at the moment.

I'm sure it will be fine, though. He basically has no history of players or assistants getting in legal or ethical trouble, so why would it start now?

I will never understand people who have so much to lose doing something so stupid to put it all in jeopardy.

Maybe Urb's wife ain't into butt stuff and he just wanted to "try it out". The poster above is right. His player's are gonna care less for the most part. Most will laugh it off honestly. If he did this as a college coach there might be more repercussions but probably not in the NFL. 

12 minutes ago, Duval Street said:

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That fivehead tho.

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Cayman Nebraska, huh? She's deleting all of her social media, which has to be a fate worth than death for a young gal like that. thots and prayers. 

 

also, for those saying its not a big deal...it wouldnt be for someone like Kiffin, but Meyer pretends to be a strong  christian. My guess is he blames it on the booze, and ends up taking some time off for treatment.

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31 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Did he fuck her? Did he even kiss her? No? This will pass in short order. Like any of his players will care.

I have a couple of friends who used to tend bar at a strip club. Her older sister and brother-in-law would visit. He’d buy her sister a lap dance and vice versa. (It’s a lot hotter when a stripper gives a lap dance to another woman.)

This was a restaurant. Har har har, we can all have a good laugh about it. But no one really cares. 

You are very committed to proving that Ohio State is the A&M of Ohio. 

15 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Don't like 50% of the coaches win in any given week?  My industry has a far lower success rate. 

Is that with you averaged in or what?

19 minutes ago, 40acredropout said:

Go to a different college football stadium every year on a guys trip and we will be in Columbus for the Notre Dame game next fall.  Airbnb is a 1 minute walk from where the crime went down... guys aren't allowed to tell their wives. 

It’s been years since I’ve been to a strip club but I’m pretty sure the closest ones to where you’ll be staying are Columbus Gold and Vanity at roughly the corner of Bethel and Sawmill Rd. Last I knew, Vanity was a full nude club where you bought a “membership” and had to bring in your own booze. I’m not sure if lap dances are even legal in Ohio anymore. The law might require something like a 3 foot distance between dancer and patron.

But my best advice is to try a Tommy’s pizza. They’re just a little bit east of there on Dublin-Granville Rd. Best pizza in town, imo. If you like a flaky pastry-style crust, that’s as good as it gets. They also have a store (one of three) at the corner of Neil and Lane Ave. that’s walking distance from the stadium.

4 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

It’s been years since I’ve been to a strip club but I’m pretty sure the closest ones to where you’ll be staying are Columbus Gold and Vanity at roughly the corner of Bethel and Sawmill Rd. Last I knew, Vanity was a full nude club where you bought a “membership” and had to bring in your own booze. I’m not sure if lap dances are even legal in Ohio anymore. The law might require something like a 3 foot distance between dancer and patron.

But my best advice is to try a Tommy’s pizza. They’re just a little bit east of there on Dublin-Granville Rd. Best pizza in town, imo. If you like a flaky pastry-style crust, that’s as good as it gets. They also have a store (one of three) at the corner of Neil and Lane Ave. that’s walking distance from the stadium.

We ain't come here to talk about pizza.

17 minutes ago, Blotto said:

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Cayman Nebraska, huh? She's deleting all of her social media, which has to be a fate worth than death for a young gal like that. thots and prayers. 

 

also, for those saying its not a big deal...it wouldnt be for someone like Kiffin, but Meyer pretends to be a strong  christian. My guess is he blames it on the booze, and ends up taking some time off for treatment.

I assumed Cayman Nebraska was some made-up username, but nope:
https://new.berecruited.com/athletes/2094393

I bet he came in Nebraska.

man, i can't really get worked up about this. there are pictures of me (that i've shared with my wife) of women trying to dance up on me in vegas or other trade shows taken by friends and colleagues. there's actually a fucking hilarious one of me holding a bud light in the air while a lady is twerking on me.

only thing for me is that he left his family to go to the bar, and that he needs to have the self-awareness that when in your own bar, the social media mafia are gonna try and thirst trap you, but it, to me, is really his situation between him and his wife. 

this doesn't really move the meter for me. 

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

The issue is that he has one of the most difficult jobs in the world and he's on camera getting hammered at a bar 1,000 miles away from work philandering about with hoores.

After a Thursday night game week when they have extra time before the next game,  and with access to a private jet that gets him to Ohio in an hour and a half or so…. Who cares?

I’m glad he’s not here and I don’t really care for the guy but in the world of the NFL this doesn’t move the needle for me. 

i mean, this is a thing that happened:

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kraft got caught in a rub and tug. 

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30 minutes ago, ztejas said:

You'd have a point if the entire league went 8-8 every year.

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12 minutes ago, JMFP said:

We ain't come here to talk about pizza.

Are you coming to Columbus with 40acredropout? If not then I wasn’t talking to you. 

39 minutes ago, Duval Street said:

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That fivehead tho.

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2 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Are you coming to Columbus with 40acredropout? If not then I wasn’t talking to you. 

where would one go for cinnamon rings? 

41 minutes ago, Ojo Rojo said:

I will never understand people who have so much to lose doing something so stupid to put it all in jeopardy.

Have you missed the point about "it" being undefeated?

Dudes a competitor and just playing the game in hopes to come out on top, but alas, the foe is a wiley devil that can ne'er be tamed.

1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Did he fuck her? Did he even kiss her? No? This will pass in short order. Like any of his players will care.

I have a couple of friends who used to tend bar at a strip club. Her older sister and brother-in-law would visit. He’d buy her sister a lap dance and vice versa. (It’s a lot hotter when a stripper gives a lap dance to another woman.)

This was a restaurant. Har har har, we can all have a good laugh about it. But no one really cares. 

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17 minutes ago, Blotto said:

where would one go for cinnamon rings? 

I have no idea what those are. 

Cayman Nebraska graduated HS in 2015 which would put her around 24 years old. I don’t see a perverted old man in Urban more than I do a recent college grad coed desperately trying to land a sugar daddy to set her up for life. We’re in the age of OnlyFans, and this is way more common than it has ever been 

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14 minutes ago, Droopy said:

Have you missed the point about "it" being undefeated?

Dudes a competitor and just playing the game in hopes to come out on top, but alas, the foe is a wiley devil that can ne'er be tamed.

The funny part is she didn't even fuck him over. His drunk ass was poking at her b-hole in front of everyone in his own restaurant. The level of inebriation required to think nobody would notice or care is what leads me to think he's gonna blame it on the booze, dry out, and ask for forgiveness. It's not so much what he did, as it is how fucked up he likely was.

I have no idea what those are. 

Talkin bout buttholes

Also, the name of her camera roll was ASS n TIDDies….I’d love to see the rest of that camera roll
3 minutes ago, Blotto said:

The funny part is she didn't even fuck him over. His drunk ass was poking at her b-hole in front of everyone in his own restaurant. The level of inebriation required to think nobody would notice or care is what leads me to think he's gonna blame it on the booze, dry out, and ask for forgiveness. It's not so much what he did, as it is how fucked up he likely was.

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Oh shit this was his own bar. They need to get Tapper on the phone asap.

32 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Are you coming to Columbus with 40acredropout? If not then I wasn’t talking to you. 

Oh you were just talking to 40acre?  I think this fancy board has a PM feature.

14 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Cayman Nebraska graduated HS in 2015 which would put her around 24 years old. I don’t see a perverted old man in Urban more than I do a recent college grad coed desperately trying to land a sugar daddy to set her up for life. We’re in the age of OnlyFans, and this is way more common than it has ever been 

Nobody is claiming or claiming to be a victim here.  

Call me a prude, but I think Urban owns the fact that he was rubbing her cooch and ass.

21 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Cayman Nebraska graduated HS in 2015 which would put her around 24 years old. I don’t see a perverted old man in Urban more than I do a recent college grad coed desperately trying to land a sugar daddy to set her up for life. We’re in the age of OnlyFans, and this is way more common than it has ever been 

Who hurt you?

Pretty sick of hearing about this fucker.  Ready for him to resign after the season and then never be heard from again.  

23 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Cayman Nebraska graduated HS in 2015 which would put her around 24 years old. I don’t see a perverted old man in Urban more than I do a recent college grad coed desperately trying to land a sugar daddy to set her up for life. We’re in the age of OnlyFans, and this is way more common than it has ever been 

Is she Steve Nebraska’s daughter?

 

 

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1 hour ago, hayden_horn said:

man, i can't really get worked up about this. there are pictures of me (that i've shared with my wife) of women trying to dance up on me in vegas or other trade shows taken by friends and colleagues. there's actually a fucking hilarious one of me holding a bud light in the air while a lady is twerking on me.

only thing for me is that he left his family to go to the bar, and that he needs to have the self-awareness that when in your own bar, the social media mafia are gonna try and thirst trap you, but it, to me, is really his situation between him and his wife. 

this doesn't really move the meter for me. 

Well said Urban...uh Hayden

2 hours ago, ztejas said:

You'd have a point if the entire league went 8-8 every year.

Hence my “any given week”

1 hour ago, Droopy said:

Have you missed the point about "it" being undefeated?

Dudes a competitor and just playing the game in hopes to come out on top, but alas, the foe is a wiley devil that can ne'er be tamed.

Well, we all say that all the time, but it's hyperbole for the lulz.  Pussy damn well has been defeated.  Patriarchy out front shoulda tol' ya.

1 hour ago, hayden_horn said:

man, i can't really get worked up about this. there are pictures of me (that i've shared with my wife) of women trying to dance up on me in vegas or other trade shows taken by friends and colleagues. there's actually a fucking hilarious one of me holding a bud light in the air while a lady is twerking on me.

only thing for me is that he left his family to go to the bar, and that he needs to have the self-awareness that when in your own bar, the social media mafia are gonna try and thirst trap you, but it, to me, is really his situation between him and his wife. 

this doesn't really move the meter for me. 

How many digits did you go for?

1 hour ago, Grade of D as in David said:

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Oh shit this was his own bar. They need to get Tapper on the phone asap.

"Six Weeks Later: the bar is still open, although Urban Meyer has moved on to yet another coaching job."

Never would’ve guessed that between the two guys we targeted to replace Herman, Urban is the one busted for fucking around in a bar.

Remember when this was all anyone had on Larry Eustachy?  Man, bandwidth sucks.

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I just read this whole thread. 

This is the best day of my life.

4 hours ago, Duval Street said:

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That fivehead tho.

You’d catch your dick on fire trying to get it out of your pants if she wanted you…

 

 

you know, we know it, you know we know it 

9 minutes ago, mdleast said:

 

No CR, but on a similar note, I'm pretty sure Gary Condit was behind 9/11.

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