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If he gets boat raced by the Titans this weekend then I think they pull the trigger and fire him. I will laugh all the way to an 0-17 record with Charlie Strong as the head coach. They probably promote Darrel Bevell instead. 

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but conversations have been had about who to replace him with in-season (Sutton, Strong, Bevell)


 

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20 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Just a wag that other than tens of hundreds jags fans, nobody else on the face of the earth knew he bailed on the team to chase poon in Ohio. Congrats to you, I guess, for being in the know about UM's travel history.

UM is extremely fortunate that the woman is apparently very good-natured. She could have turned around and given him a black eye. She could have called the cops. She could be on local or national tv crying like that zach smith bitch about how she was wronged. Or all of the above.

In some states what UM did would possibly meet the definition of sexual battery.

 

 

Did you miss the whole part where she was grinding on his lap?  Good luck with a sexual assault claim.   Urban clearly did this on purpose to eject from the Jax job.  Even he knew he couldn’t fake another medical condition.  

3 hours ago, 6th Street said:

This might be the one chance for Shad Khan to get out of that stupid contract that he gave Meyer. They can go get an Eric Bienemy or something to replace him

I wouldn’t trust any “OC” that came from the Chiefs. 

57 minutes ago, boilerhorn said:

I can't help but think this is Meyer's way of getting out of a bad situation.  All year, his body language has projected that he is miserable. 

This was a major public mistake and may have been intentional.  If he gave one damn about the Jax job he (1) gets on the plane Thursday night or (2) acts with a lot more discretion while staying behind.  Again, I suspect intent.

The Jax coaching staff is really not composed to handle losing Meyer as HC.  Charlie Strong is the assistant head coach - he's not getting promoted.  OC Darrell Bevell was 1-4 as interim HC at Detroit, but I think they'd need him to remain as OC for the sake of protecting Lawrence.  Perhaps DC Joe Cullen.  Safeties coach Chris Ash has some HC experience :)

He'll walk away w/ about $8.5mm, go to some form of "coach retread assignment", and will be refreshed and ready to go in a few months.

He did the same crap at tosu and Florida.  It's his MO.  He's a good coach, so someone will take a chance.  In a few months, he'll be showered and blue blazered, filled with quarters, and mistaken for stranger by his own friends.

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51 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

So.  Did Urbs ever not fly home with his teams while at Florida or OSU?  Granted, he may have not had a bar or birthday party to go to, but he could have gone, ahem, "recruiting".

Also, I'm an old, but I do recall (or did I dream this?) some scuttle when he left Florida that he had been tapping some one in the athletic offices and that was one of the real reasons why he left when he did.

 

 

Definite rumors of infidelity



Just a wag that other than tens of hundreds jags fans, nobody else on the face of the earth knew he bailed on the team to chase poon in Ohio. Congrats to you, I guess, for being in the know about UM's travel history.
UM is extremely fortunate that the woman is apparently very good-natured. She could have turned around and given him a black eye. She could have called the cops. She could be on local or national tv crying like that zach smith bitch about how she was wronged. Or all of the above.
In some states what UM did would possibly meet the definition of sexual battery.
 
 


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29 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

It's too bad immamac locked the Urban Meyer or Bust thread.

He's definitely busting 

31 minutes ago, greenman said:

Change the name to Urban tries to Bust? 

 

3 minutes ago, StruggleBus said:

He's definitely busting 

Urban Meyer Busted Trying to Bust His Nut

What kind of odds can I get on Charlie Strong winning a Super Bowl this year?

29 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

Sexual Battery? 

 

It was Sexual 'Battery'.   First he put his AAA battery (pinkie) in her, didn't work.  Then he tried his AA (index finger) in her, didn't work.  Then he tried his C battery (ring finger), didn't work.  Finally, he tried his D battery (middle finger), didn't work.  So he did what any enterprising adult male in this country would do, he tried 'em all at once and voila'........."And then there was Light!" 

1 hour ago, Doc Reeves said:

Strong taking over the Jags…

my God, the masochistic theater would be orgasmic 

Lotta hate for Charlie here.  Sucked as a coach here, but I don't know of anything driving the hatred.  He wasn't the shit ball that mensa was.   I think it would be awesome if he took over for Urbs and went .500 the rest of the way.  

8 minutes ago, Lobo said:

It was Sexual 'Battery'.   First he put his AAA battery (pinkie) in her, didn't work.  Then he tried his AA (index finger) in her, didn't work.  Then he tried his C battery (ring finger), didn't work.  Finally, he tried his D battery (middle finger), didn't work.  So he did what any enterprising adult male in this country would do, he tried 'em all at once and voila'........."And then there was Light!" 

Damn. That’s a lot of batteries. Good thing he didn’t shock her. 😬🤭😮😱😏

Just now, NTVTXN said:

Damn. That’s a lot of batteries. Good thing he didn’t shock her. 😬🤭😮😱😏

Thankfully, her "grounded" taint acted as a kind of a Faraday cage as different battery types were tried in both "ports" 

Just now, MIkeHoncho said:

Lotta hate for Charlie here.  Sucked as a coach here, but I don't know of anything driving the hatred.  He wasn't the shit ball that mensa was.   I think it would be awesome if he took over for Urbs and went .500 the rest of the way.  

I, for one, miss the stories waxing poetic about how early he wakes up for his morning jog. Was it 3am or 2:30?

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Everytime Acho says something

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3 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

So I can masturbate in public now?

It’s not illegal, just frowned upon. 

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I mean...yeah. if she had turned around and slapped him, she would have had a pretty decent case for sexual assault. Grinding on someone doesn't give them consent for finger play.

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11 minutes ago, MIkeHoncho said:

Lotta hate for Charlie here.  Sucked as a coach here, but I don't know of anything driving the hatred.  He wasn't the shit ball that mensa was.   I think it would be awesome if he took over for Urbs and went .500 the rest of the way.  

I think it would be awesome to be able to bet on a sporting event where Bill Belichek is the coach of one team, and Charlie Strong the coach of the other.

14 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

I, for one, miss the stories waxing poetic about how early he wakes up for his morning jog. Was it 3am or 2:30?

I'm shocked he ever found his way back home. Did he drop a trail of breadcrumbs on every run?

7 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

I mean...yeah. if she had turned around and slapped him, she would have had a pretty decent case for sexual assault. Grinding on someone doesn't give them consent for finger play.

"That's not my finger."

1 minute ago, Deej said:

"That's not my finger."

if this gonna be that kind a party i'll stick my dick in the mashed potatas

1 hour ago, Noozak said:

If he gets boat raced by the Titans this weekend then I think they pull the trigger and fire him. I will laugh all the way to an 0-17 record with Charlie Strong as the head coach. They probably promote Darrel Bevell instead. 

It would be even better if they started winning with Charlie.

3 minutes ago, Deej said:

I'm shocked he ever found his way back home. Did he drop a trail of breadcrumbs on every run?

Wasn't he jogging home from some tryst?  If so, he knew the way home.  Breadcrumbs not required.

Joking aside, I often wondered if he wasn't sleep deprived from the late nights followed by early mornings.  Symptoms of sleep deprivation include slowed thinking, poor decision making, poor attention span, etc.

22 minutes ago, MIkeHoncho said:

Lotta hate for Charlie here.  Sucked as a coach here, but I don't know of anything driving the hatred.  He wasn't the shit ball that mensa was.   I think it would be awesome if he took over for Urbs and went .500 the rest of the way.  

He seems like a decent dude, and I liked him as a person as did the players. He was just way way way out of his depth here. 

21 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

So I can legally masturbate in public now?

FIFY 

Grinding on someone doesn't give them consent for finger play.


Since when?
44 minutes ago, NTVTXN said:

Damn. That’s a lot of batteries. Good thing he didn’t shock her. 😬🤭😮😱😏

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8 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

 


Since when?

 

Since "grinding" became "dancing" and dancing isn't an invitation on its own. Not saying that I agree or disagree. Just pointing out the obvious that being caught groping someone on video could have put him in legal hot water had the gropee decided to go that route.

4 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Still looks to me like she’s wearing blue jeans. 

When somebody deservedly kicks you in the nuts I hope they remind you that you're wearing pants jorts.  

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1 minute ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Still looks to me like she’s wearing blue jeans. 

Whatever, Neil Diamond.   NERD! 

19 minutes ago, immamac said:

Do I merge the threads and change the title? 

Yeah just indiscreetly slide this thread right up in that other threads end.

2 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Honestly, I think there's only one man who can help Urbs rehabilitate his image now...

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I like it!

11 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Still looks to me like she’s wearing blue jeans. 

 

So, was Urban sad because she was still wearing jeans, or remorseful over his behavior here?  I'm not 100 percent clear.

 

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2 hours ago, The Dog said:

JUST RIP THE BANDAID OFF AND MOVE ON JAGS!

 

Dear 8 lb, 6 oz, newborn baby Jesus, please make Charlie Strong interim HC

2 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

So, was Urban sad because she was still wearing jeans, or remorseful over his behavior here?  I'm not 100 percent clear.

 

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Admit it. The only immoral thing he did was turn down the Texas job.

Now, back to the Sugar Baby thread!

2 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Yeah, no one cares about the girl and there was nothing immoral going on in that short video. It wouldn’t be immoral if he was at a strip club stuffing bills in topless dancers’ G-strings. Shelley and Urban’s relationship is their business, not ours.

The only thing that matters are the results on the field. If the Jags were 2-2 then this wouldn’t even be an issue. But, especially after a loss, Urban should’ve gone back to Jacksonville with the team and started studying film. That’s the real story here, not the girl. 

Huh? Sticking his finger in her taint would get your murdered from most wives and not exactly viewed as being faithful. The lap dance definitely crossed a line but when you go to using the dipstick that is cranking up the immorality.

1 hour ago, MIkeHoncho said:

Lotta hate for Charlie here.  Sucked as a coach here, but I don't know of anything driving the hatred.  He wasn't the shit ball that mensa was.   I think it would be awesome if he took over for Urbs and went .500 the rest of the way.  

I dunno, he drove the program off a cliff and left it in shambles?

7 minutes ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

Huh? Sticking his finger in her taint would get your murdered from most wives and not exactly viewed as being faithful. The lap dance definitely crossed a line but when you go to using the dipstick that is cranking up the immorality.

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2 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

B-b-but:

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Urban certainly dotted her "I" that night.  Things go well, might be showing her his "O" face.  "O", "O", "O".....you know what I'm talking about..."O" 

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