October 5, 20214 yr If he gets boat raced by the Titans this weekend then I think they pull the trigger and fire him. I will laugh all the way to an 0-17 record with Charlie Strong as the head coach. They probably promote Darrel Bevell instead.
October 5, 20214 yr Quote but conversations have been had about who to replace him with in-season (Sutton, Strong, Bevell)
October 5, 20214 yr 20 minutes ago, Chopper said: Just a wag that other than tens of hundreds jags fans, nobody else on the face of the earth knew he bailed on the team to chase poon in Ohio. Congrats to you, I guess, for being in the know about UM's travel history. UM is extremely fortunate that the woman is apparently very good-natured. She could have turned around and given him a black eye. She could have called the cops. She could be on local or national tv crying like that zach smith bitch about how she was wronged. Or all of the above. In some states what UM did would possibly meet the definition of sexual battery. Did you miss the whole part where she was grinding on his lap? Good luck with a sexual assault claim. Urban clearly did this on purpose to eject from the Jax job. Even he knew he couldn’t fake another medical condition.
October 5, 20214 yr 3 hours ago, 6th Street said: This might be the one chance for Shad Khan to get out of that stupid contract that he gave Meyer. They can go get an Eric Bienemy or something to replace him I wouldn’t trust any “OC” that came from the Chiefs.
October 5, 20214 yr 57 minutes ago, boilerhorn said: I can't help but think this is Meyer's way of getting out of a bad situation. All year, his body language has projected that he is miserable. This was a major public mistake and may have been intentional. If he gave one damn about the Jax job he (1) gets on the plane Thursday night or (2) acts with a lot more discretion while staying behind. Again, I suspect intent. The Jax coaching staff is really not composed to handle losing Meyer as HC. Charlie Strong is the assistant head coach - he's not getting promoted. OC Darrell Bevell was 1-4 as interim HC at Detroit, but I think they'd need him to remain as OC for the sake of protecting Lawrence. Perhaps DC Joe Cullen. Safeties coach Chris Ash has some HC experience He'll walk away w/ about $8.5mm, go to some form of "coach retread assignment", and will be refreshed and ready to go in a few months. He did the same crap at tosu and Florida. It's his MO. He's a good coach, so someone will take a chance. In a few months, he'll be showered and blue blazered, filled with quarters, and mistaken for stranger by his own friends. ISWYDT
October 5, 20214 yr 51 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said: So. Did Urbs ever not fly home with his teams while at Florida or OSU? Granted, he may have not had a bar or birthday party to go to, but he could have gone, ahem, "recruiting". Also, I'm an old, but I do recall (or did I dream this?) some scuttle when he left Florida that he had been tapping some one in the athletic offices and that was one of the real reasons why he left when he did. Definite rumors of infidelity
October 5, 20214 yr Just a wag that other than tens of hundreds jags fans, nobody else on the face of the earth knew he bailed on the team to chase poon in Ohio. Congrats to you, I guess, for being in the know about UM's travel history. UM is extremely fortunate that the woman is apparently very good-natured. She could have turned around and given him a black eye. She could have called the cops. She could be on local or national tv crying like that zach smith bitch about how she was wronged. Or all of the above. In some states what UM did would possibly meet the definition of sexual battery. Sexual Battery?
October 5, 20214 yr 29 minutes ago, David Dennison said: It's too bad immamac locked the Urban Meyer or Bust thread. He's definitely busting
October 5, 20214 yr 31 minutes ago, greenman said: Change the name to Urban tries to Bust? 3 minutes ago, StruggleBus said: He's definitely busting Urban Meyer Busted Trying to Bust His Nut
October 5, 20214 yr 29 minutes ago, Brothahorn said: Sexual Battery? It was Sexual 'Battery'. First he put his AAA battery (pinkie) in her, didn't work. Then he tried his AA (index finger) in her, didn't work. Then he tried his C battery (ring finger), didn't work. Finally, he tried his D battery (middle finger), didn't work. So he did what any enterprising adult male in this country would do, he tried 'em all at once and voila'........."And then there was Light!"
October 5, 20214 yr 1 hour ago, Doc Reeves said: Strong taking over the Jags… my God, the masochistic theater would be orgasmic Lotta hate for Charlie here. Sucked as a coach here, but I don't know of anything driving the hatred. He wasn't the shit ball that mensa was. I think it would be awesome if he took over for Urbs and went .500 the rest of the way.
October 5, 20214 yr 8 minutes ago, Lobo said: It was Sexual 'Battery'. First he put his AAA battery (pinkie) in her, didn't work. Then he tried his AA (index finger) in her, didn't work. Then he tried his C battery (ring finger), didn't work. Finally, he tried his D battery (middle finger), didn't work. So he did what any enterprising adult male in this country would do, he tried 'em all at once and voila'........."And then there was Light!" Damn. That’s a lot of batteries. Good thing he didn’t shock her. 😬🤭😮😱😏
October 5, 20214 yr Just now, NTVTXN said: Damn. That’s a lot of batteries. Good thing he didn’t shock her. 😬🤭😮😱😏 Thankfully, her "grounded" taint acted as a kind of a Faraday cage as different battery types were tried in both "ports"
October 5, 20214 yr Just now, MIkeHoncho said: Lotta hate for Charlie here. Sucked as a coach here, but I don't know of anything driving the hatred. He wasn't the shit ball that mensa was. I think it would be awesome if he took over for Urbs and went .500 the rest of the way. I, for one, miss the stories waxing poetic about how early he wakes up for his morning jog. Was it 3am or 2:30?
October 5, 20214 yr 3 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said: So I can masturbate in public now? It’s not illegal, just frowned upon.
October 5, 20214 yr 47 minutes ago, Brothahorn said: Sexual Battery? I mean...yeah. if she had turned around and slapped him, she would have had a pretty decent case for sexual assault. Grinding on someone doesn't give them consent for finger play.
October 5, 20214 yr Popular Post 11 minutes ago, MIkeHoncho said: Lotta hate for Charlie here. Sucked as a coach here, but I don't know of anything driving the hatred. He wasn't the shit ball that mensa was. I think it would be awesome if he took over for Urbs and went .500 the rest of the way. I think it would be awesome to be able to bet on a sporting event where Bill Belichek is the coach of one team, and Charlie Strong the coach of the other.
October 5, 20214 yr 14 minutes ago, aggie08 said: I, for one, miss the stories waxing poetic about how early he wakes up for his morning jog. Was it 3am or 2:30? I'm shocked he ever found his way back home. Did he drop a trail of breadcrumbs on every run?
October 5, 20214 yr 7 minutes ago, aggie08 said: I mean...yeah. if she had turned around and slapped him, she would have had a pretty decent case for sexual assault. Grinding on someone doesn't give them consent for finger play. "That's not my finger."
October 5, 20214 yr 1 minute ago, Deej said: "That's not my finger." if this gonna be that kind a party i'll stick my dick in the mashed potatas
October 5, 20214 yr 1 hour ago, Noozak said: If he gets boat raced by the Titans this weekend then I think they pull the trigger and fire him. I will laugh all the way to an 0-17 record with Charlie Strong as the head coach. They probably promote Darrel Bevell instead. It would be even better if they started winning with Charlie.
October 5, 20214 yr 3 minutes ago, Deej said: I'm shocked he ever found his way back home. Did he drop a trail of breadcrumbs on every run? Wasn't he jogging home from some tryst? If so, he knew the way home. Breadcrumbs not required. Joking aside, I often wondered if he wasn't sleep deprived from the late nights followed by early mornings. Symptoms of sleep deprivation include slowed thinking, poor decision making, poor attention span, etc.
October 5, 20214 yr 22 minutes ago, MIkeHoncho said: Lotta hate for Charlie here. Sucked as a coach here, but I don't know of anything driving the hatred. He wasn't the shit ball that mensa was. I think it would be awesome if he took over for Urbs and went .500 the rest of the way. He seems like a decent dude, and I liked him as a person as did the players. He was just way way way out of his depth here.
October 5, 20214 yr 21 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said: So I can legally masturbate in public now? FIFY
October 5, 20214 yr 44 minutes ago, NTVTXN said: Damn. That’s a lot of batteries. Good thing he didn’t shock her. 😬🤭😮😱😏
October 5, 20214 yr 8 minutes ago, tbone_ said: Since when? Since "grinding" became "dancing" and dancing isn't an invitation on its own. Not saying that I agree or disagree. Just pointing out the obvious that being caught groping someone on video could have put him in legal hot water had the gropee decided to go that route.
October 5, 20214 yr 4 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said: Still looks to me like she’s wearing blue jeans. When somebody deservedly kicks you in the nuts I hope they remind you that you're wearing pants jorts. Edited October 5, 20214 yr by Surly Bevo
October 5, 20214 yr 1 minute ago, WhatTheBuck said: Still looks to me like she’s wearing blue jeans. Whatever, Neil Diamond. NERD!
October 5, 20214 yr 19 minutes ago, immamac said: Do I merge the threads and change the title? Yeah just indiscreetly slide this thread right up in that other threads end.
October 5, 20214 yr Honestly, I think there's only one man who can help Urbs rehabilitate his image now...
October 5, 20214 yr 2 minutes ago, Tex Pete said: Honestly, I think there's only one man who can help Urbs rehabilitate his image now... I like it!
October 5, 20214 yr 11 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said: Still looks to me like she’s wearing blue jeans. So, was Urban sad because she was still wearing jeans, or remorseful over his behavior here? I'm not 100 percent clear.
October 5, 20214 yr 2 hours ago, The Dog said: JUST RIP THE BANDAID OFF AND MOVE ON JAGS! Dear 8 lb, 6 oz, newborn baby Jesus, please make Charlie Strong interim HC
October 5, 20214 yr 2 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said: So, was Urban sad because she was still wearing jeans, or remorseful over his behavior here? I'm not 100 percent clear. Admit it. The only immoral thing he did was turn down the Texas job. Now, back to the Sugar Baby thread!
October 5, 20214 yr 2 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said: Yeah, no one cares about the girl and there was nothing immoral going on in that short video. It wouldn’t be immoral if he was at a strip club stuffing bills in topless dancers’ G-strings. Shelley and Urban’s relationship is their business, not ours. The only thing that matters are the results on the field. If the Jags were 2-2 then this wouldn’t even be an issue. But, especially after a loss, Urban should’ve gone back to Jacksonville with the team and started studying film. That’s the real story here, not the girl. Huh? Sticking his finger in her taint would get your murdered from most wives and not exactly viewed as being faithful. The lap dance definitely crossed a line but when you go to using the dipstick that is cranking up the immorality.
October 5, 20214 yr 1 hour ago, MIkeHoncho said: Lotta hate for Charlie here. Sucked as a coach here, but I don't know of anything driving the hatred. He wasn't the shit ball that mensa was. I think it would be awesome if he took over for Urbs and went .500 the rest of the way. I dunno, he drove the program off a cliff and left it in shambles?
October 5, 20214 yr 7 minutes ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said: Huh? Sticking his finger in her taint would get your murdered from most wives and not exactly viewed as being faithful. The lap dance definitely crossed a line but when you go to using the dipstick that is cranking up the immorality. B-b-but:
October 5, 20214 yr The power of Mack Brown extends to coaches just talking to the program. It's powerful.
October 5, 20214 yr 2 minutes ago, Tex Pete said: B-b-but: Urban certainly dotted her "I" that night. Things go well, might be showing her his "O" face. "O", "O", "O".....you know what I'm talking about..."O"
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