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We need a surly sign, a burnt ends sign, a OU stoops dick sign, and some form of crying big 12 sign just off the top of my head…

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The aggy roller coaster chart is a must.

Edited by SA-KC_Horn

10 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Hoping they’ll be in the same area over by the Ferris Wheel again like they were in 2018

They're either be there or next to the Hall of State since Fox isn't coming this year. 

Just saw this scanning headlines, lol

10 years ago I'd be far more excited, but still pretty cool. *thinks of sign that will confuse ESPN censors*

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CJK5H Should be there for the pirates victory over aggy...

6 minutes ago, ousux said:

Just saw this scanning headlines, lol

10 years ago I'd be far more excited, but still pretty cool. *thinks of sign that will confuse ESPN censors*
 

Almost got away with one: “The only real Herbie is Hancock.” (Everyone should know who Herbie Hancock is.)

I just wasn’t skilled enough to change it to “Herbie is a cock.” I guess it’s how you fold/ change the letters/hide the letters. I’m not a fucking magician. Almost got away with it. 

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Someone transpose this onto a Gameday Sign

31 minutes ago, SA-KC_Horn said:

The aggy roller coaster chart is a must.

I like it...but also feels like when Aggy is playing (enter random SEC team) and they have a Horns Down sign in the background. Fuck Aggie! We need to focus on OU and kick the shit out of the dirt burglars.

This does speed up my Saturday wake time to fight 1-30 game traffic...but my body is ready.

Almost got away with one: “The only real Herbie is Hancock.” (Everyone should know who Herbie Hancock is.)
I just wasn’t skilled enough to change it to “Herbie is a cock.” I guess it’s how you fold/ change the letters/hide the letters. I’m not a fucking magician. Almost got away with it. 
It's not as easy as it seems, and the mouse has learned over the years. Much easier to sneak a good one in during the early 2k's.
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Hahahahaha. Was originally going to be Alabama vs Aggy, until , you know, rollercoaster. 

29 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Almost got away with one: “The only real Herbie is Hancock.” (Everyone should know who Herbie Hancock is.)

 

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51 minutes ago, mdmost said:

They're either be there or next to the Hall of State since Fox isn't coming this year. 

Which is sad because the big noon kickoff absolutely kicked ESPN gameday’s ass in 2018 with their presentation. 

34 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

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Someone transpose this onto a Gameday Sign

I will do my best. Now I just have to make a sign that I can tape over it so I can sneak it past the game day sign Nazis

Was thinking of doing something like this but called Sarknado instead. @TreatyOak could you photoshop the name and add Sark, Casey, and Bijan’s faces for me? 

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1 minute ago, runthebone said:

Thanks for the memories, Big 12, you ungrateful motherfuckers.

 

Suck my nuts Big 12

When it was announced last Monday that we were on ABC at 11, this was basically confirmed. Cesspool can't be elsewhere for the show if he's calling our game. 

32 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Hahahahaha. Was originally going to be Alabama vs Aggy, until , you know, rollercoaster. 

Haha….lost it to Daddy!

17 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Was thinking of doing something like this but called Sarknado instead. @TreatyOak could you photoshop the name and add Sark, Casey, and Bijan’s faces for me? 

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That’s fucking brilliant!

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We’re playing our greatest .. and arguably most despised … rival and some of you want to give aggy rent free bullshit?  Fuck that …

20 minutes ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

We’re playing our greatest .. and arguably most despised … rival and some of you want to give aggy rent free bullshit?  Fuck that …

Avatar checks out…

Big Noon Kickoff is going to be in Iowa City for the Penn State Iowa game...but that kick off is not at noon!  I feel lied to.

1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

Was thinking of doing something like this but called Sarknado instead. @TreatyOak could you photoshop the name and add Sark, Casey, and Bijan’s faces for me? 

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I dig Sarknado. You have Bijan running and the tornado getting created by his feet and it the tornado are a bunch of mobile homes, ou sucks players, and dicks. 

50 minutes ago, Hozz said:

Big Noon Kickoff is going to be in Iowa City for the Penn State Iowa game...but that kick off is not at noon!  I feel lied to.

Were you hoping they’d be in Columbus for the Maryland game?

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Fuck Gameday. All those dudes are ass clowns who shit on Texas every chance they fucking get. They can all EABOD.

The last time I was at the Texas OU game when Gameday was there I made this sign for my daughter that I stole from Thujone from TOS.  I think I'll just rework it for her again.

 

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Edited by NeverMarryAStripper

As bad as they are, just watched Gameday Final (LHN) on YT...Lowell Galindo is a fucking idiot. Please tell me he wont move to ESPN when the failed experiment is over

6 minutes ago, ousux said:

As bad as they are, just watched Gameday Final (LHN) on YT...Lowell Galindo is a fucking idiot. Please tell me he wont move to ESPN when the failed experiment is over

i dont like lowell

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No...just no, I believe you'd get your ass kicked for that.

57 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

Fuck Gameday. All those dudes are ass clowns who shit on Texas every chance they fucking get. They can all EABOD.

Way too long for a sign

Why the hell not?
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On tapa but bookmarked for negging.
40 minutes ago, gmr548 said:


On tapa but bookmarked for negging.

I laughed.

And that negging would be well deserved.

4 hours ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

We’re playing our greatest .. and arguably most despised … rival and some of you want to give aggy rent free bullshit?  Fuck that …

Any signs giving aggy exposure will be ripped apart and shoved up the nearest sooners ass 

FMNDA !

actually, not sure where I was going with that.

Maybe something about Rattler getting rattled?  With a baby rattle by his pic?

Eh, I'll need to think on it some more...

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