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Well, the camera adds 75 lbs.

How many cameras are they using?

2 hours till game time nothing gets me more amped than Ryan Day's Dad's suicide I tell ya what

Cuban is a douche, wears way more makeup than my wife. Fuck that guy.
He's a douche, but he follows sports, knows how to speak in a panel setting while on camera, and won't be overwhelmed by the setting.

In other words, he'll be better than 90% of the wannabe bro country acts & B/C list celebs who don't know shit about any of the teams playing.
56 minutes ago, Zeus said:

2 hours till game time nothing gets me more amped than Ryan Day's Dad's suicide I tell ya what

Already switched channels, can't take gameday anymore. Used to be go to on Saturday. Went down hill years ago.

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1 minute ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

He's a douche, but he follows sports, knows how to speak in a panel setting while on camera, and won't be overwhelmed by the setting.

In other words, he'll be better than 90% of the wannabe bro country acts & B/C list celebs who don't know shit about any of the teams playing.

I know he’s on ABC (Cuban) BUT it’s a sign we will win!  I will take what I can get. Shark tank…Sark Tank…Sarknado! 
 

Have great feeling about today! Let’s Go! We need this win! We win and the Okie State home game will be lit! Fire! Let’s Go! 

Sarknado!

10 minutes ago, Zeus said:

2 hours till game time nothing gets me more amped than Ryan Day's Dad's suicide I tell ya what

It was a great story, and one that needs to be told, but I loathe how Gameday has turned into continuous stories that are more befitting for Oprah. It’s like they put out a search for every player linked to cancer, suicide, homicide, etc… every producer uses Gameday as their chance to win an Emmy. Gameday is unwatchable in stretches as the late Saturday morning CFB pep rally it used to be. 

2 hours till game time nothing gets me more amped than Ryan Day's Dad's suicide I tell ya what

Michigan people were like thanks for the sign material.

Ryan Day has a serious case of bitch hips.

4 minutes ago, MrBig said:

Ryan Day has a serious case of bitch hips.

Man that was a sad GameDay story today btw…

It was a great story, and one that needs to be told, but I loathe how Gameday has turned into continuous stories that are more befitting for Oprah. It’s like they put out a search for every player linked to cancer, suicide, homicide, etc… every producer uses Gameday as their chance to win an Emmy. Gameday is unwatchable in stretches as the late Saturday morning CFB pep rally it used to be. 

This is known as “The Rinaldi Effect”

The way to watch Game Day is to catch the first 15-30 minutes to get the setups for the day's games, see some signs, and make your plans for the day. Then switch to something else while tending your smoker, filling your cooler, fapping, etc. At 11:45 you turn it back on to get the picks.

I haven’t watched GameDay this fall before today. I have no affiliation to Texas other than you assholes but today is one of my favorite games of the year. 

As it should be. Best rivalry game in college football!
Just now, GhostOfTomJoad said:

The way to watch Game Day is to catch the first 15-30 minutes to get the setups for the day's games, see some signs, and make your plans for the day. Then switch to something else while tending your smoker, filling your cooler, fapping, etc. At 11:45 you turn it back on to get the picks.

You left out record the part when you're tending your smoker, filling your cooler, fapping, etc. then FF thru for more signs.

Did they say where Sark got that sweet blazer and pants he wore to the stadium. 

When we win this game today (and we fucking will) I think most of y’all will be going offline for a bit.

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As it should be. Best rivalry game in college football!

Es muy chistoso when people claim the Iron Bowl. Yeah fucking right. Texas - ou is the gold standard rivalry.
1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

When we win this game today (and we fucking will) I think most of y’all will be going offline for a bit.

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You offering?

31 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

Already switched channels, can take gameday anymore. Used to be go to on Saturday. Went down hill years ago.

Big Noon Kickoff is a better, more focused show but they only have an hour to kill

1 minute ago, Macklemore said:

Did they say where Sark got that sweet blazer and pants he wore to the stadium. 

Holy shit! I found the Blazer!

 

https://revealsuits.com

“Sarkisian wants the Horns to be themselves. Players arrived at Royal-Memorial Stadium on Saturday in custom-made attire from Reveal Suits, a clothing company owned by Texas ex Carlton Dixon. Everything from burnt orange to teal to pink to baby blue was on display as the new-look Horns strolled down Bevo Boulevard.”

https://amp.hookem.com/amp/5741233001

 

3 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Did they say where Sark got that sweet blazer and pants he wore to the stadium. 

Not sure but Texas Ex and former UT basketball player Carlton Dixon's company outfitted the entire team for their pregame suits. 

3 minutes ago, Catdaddyhorn said:

Not sure but Texas Ex and former UT basketball player Carlton Dixon's company outfitted the entire team for their pregame suits. 

Nice looking threads. 

5 minutes ago, Catdaddyhorn said:

Not sure but Texas Ex and former UT basketball player Carlton Dixon's company outfitted the entire team for their pregame suits. 

Yep. Sweet stuff! 
 

https://revealsuits.com

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2 minutes ago, RPM said:

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Fuck ya! Sharknado sign is circling GameDay! 

When we win this game today (and we fucking will) I think most of y’all will be going offline for a bit.
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You know you’ll be right there with everyone

10:12 and OU still sucks! 
 

48 minutes to beating those mofos!

32 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:


This is known as “The Rinaldi Effect”

Looks like they’re about to run the same piece on Big Noon Kickoff. 

Just now, WhatTheBuck said:

Looks like they’re about to run the same piece on Big Noon Kickoff. 

Mental health awareness week…

31 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

When we win this game today (and we fucking will) I think most of y’all will be going offline for a bit.

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Rules @Nicole44  We have rules on this site. 

Nice piece on Casey and Charles. Props to him for not being a bleeding asshole and supporting his son at UT.

17 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Corso needs to be put out to pasture. Man he looks and sounds bad. Like really, really, really, really bad. 

Haven't we been saying this for about 10 years now?

He will die live on Gameday.  In like 2033.

32 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Big Noon Kickoff is a better, more focused show but they only have an hour to kill

You haven’t watched it this year, have you?

which is the thread where surlites check in drunk on-site?

Just now, TexArcher said:

Haven't we been saying this for about 10 years now?

He will die live on Gameday.  In like 2033.

We have, and I'm with you. His last words will be "let me get this mask...." And then he croaks in the year 2057

2 minutes ago, Handcruser said:

Nice piece on Casey and Charles. Props to him for not being a bleeding asshole and supporting his son at UT.

Dad sporting the “All Gas No Brakes” hat today.

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Getting 4G here is a bitch, may be my last time today

Got my morning buzz and corny dog in belly. Headed to seats now[emoji869]

5 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

Dad sporting the “All Gas No Brakes” hat today.

Smoke Grass! Haul Ass! 

6 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Smoke Grass! Haul Ass! 

I prefer “gas, grass, or ass, no one rides for free”

Loved that Charles/Casey Thompson story

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