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Lincoln Riley just can't understand why Texas fired Tom Herman

Lincoln Riley makes CR posts on the football board and laughs about it.

Lincoln Riley asks to speak to the manager

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    Lincoln Riley makes brisket like this (for real):

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Lincoln Riley thinks Kirk Bowels offers "really insightful commentary"

Lincoln Riley poisoned Treaty Oak

Lincoln Riley still thinks Lily, from the AT&T commercials is still hot.

Riley prefers In and Out over Whataburger.

 

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Lincoln Riley thinks Art Briles deserves another chance

Lincoln Riley orders steak well done, and then asks for ketchup

 

 

Lincoln Riley orders his steaks well done.

Lincoln Riley co-ops blek Tik-Tok dances without crediting content creators.

"Lincoln Riley denies vaccine efficacy because he went to Texas Tech and lives in Oklahoma.  And he'll soon be dead."

 

(am I doing this right???)

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Lincoln Riley doesn't go when the light turns green

 

Lincoln Riley enjoys the scenery while meandering in the left lane on Mopac

Lincoln Riley won't return his shopping cart to the cart corral.

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Lincoln Riley still posts on shaggy bevo as "8badmofo31." But he's "just there for the stories," not the scat.

Lincoln Riley will choose the urinal right next to you even when a row of others are open

Lincoln Riley thinks the board of directors for ERCOT deserve a raise

Lincoln Riley thinks horse paste is an honorable pre-game meal that aligns with team goal posters.

lincoln riley, he come over to my house, and he kick my dog

lincoln riley eats his own boogers on national tv

lincoln riley rapes, but he doesn't save

Lincoln Riley cheers when Old Yeller gets put down.

Lincoln Riley begs his wife to take the scenic route then proceeds to spend the next 4 hours looking at Tik Tok

Lincoln Riley still gets his annual Christmas picture taken sitting on a mall Santa’s lap 

19 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Lincoln Riley still thinks Lily, from the AT&T commercials is still hot.

 

 

She absolutely freaking is hot

 

And I bet she's a freak

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Lincoln Riley posts his nurse paystubs on college football message boards

13 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Lincoln Riley prefers his brisket dry with ketchup French dressing

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Lincoln Riley wears a mask while driving and alone....

Lincoln Riley watched Big Lebowski and said, “ I don’t get it”.

Lincoln Riley still buys his groceries using a check.....and spells it cheque

8 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

She absolutely freaking is hot

 

And I bet she's a freak

You may have missed the in-depth discussion about her on another thread.  I made my post with proper background knowledge and stand by it.  😁

3 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

You may have missed the in-depth discussion about her on another thread.  I made my post with proper background knowledge and stand by it.  😁

Please link me!
And tell me there are nudes.

Lincoln Riley hates tacos.

Lincoln Riley takes his shoes and socks off and then puts his feet up when on planes.  

Lincoln Riley thinks John Mueller is a hell of a business man.

Lincoln Riley supported Fitlump's campaign.

Lincoln Riley narcs, white knights, on the dudes from the sugar baby thread.

Lincoln Riley shot J.R.  

 

Lincoln Riley loves the new "Fancy Like" Applebee's commercial and tries to dance along with it.

Lincoln Riley drinks all the beer in the fridge and leaves the empty beer box inside. 

8 minutes ago, Braff Zacklin said:

Lincoln Riley fucked Lumbergh.

 

Both of them.

Lincoln Riley's wife gets around like a record.  Whoo-Oooh.  

Lincoln Riley puts on two condoms before having what he calls sex with his wife. 

Lincoln Riley think Steve from Blue’s Clues forgot about us. 

1 hour ago, Mikey4 said:

Lincoln Riley thinks Art Briles deserves another chance

Lincoln Riley orders steak well done, and then asks for ketchup

 

 

Lincoln Riley is the former guy?

Lincoln Riley drives around with a face mask.
Lincoln Riley eats NY style pizza with a fork and knife:
Lincoln Riley’s Surly user name is “NowThis”.

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