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Lincoln Riley's favorite show is Property Brothers.   Team Jonathon...

Lincoln Riley cheats on Caitlin while she's pregnant, fantasizes about molesting his two daughters, and then makes all of them say he's a champion of women's rights.
You ok?

Lincoln Riley prefers IN-and-Out to Whataburger.

Lincoln Riley always tries to order free range squirrel at Hudson’s on the Bend

Just now, coachherman'sgrill said:
1 minute ago, Lobo said:
Lincoln Riley cheats on Caitlin while she's pregnant, fantasizes about molesting his two daughters, and then makes all of them say he's a champion of women's rights.

You ok?

Oh, sorry...that's what crossed the line for you  

Lincoln Riley looks to coacherman'sgrill for advice on what to order from Applebee's.

Oh, sorry...that's what crossed the line for you  
Lincoln Riley looks to coacherman'sgrill for advice on what to order from Applebee's.
As long as it's on the 2 for $20.

Lincoln Riley likes Nickleback.

Lincoln Riley thinks Jean-Claude Van Damme could beat up Chuck Norris.

Lincoln Riley says he’s helping power wind farms every time he farts in church.

Lincoln Riley can’t get enough Lowell Galindo.

lincoln riley wrote a 50,000 word essay on the deeper meaning behind baby one more time

Lincoln Riley thinks Bridges Of Madison County blew The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly away.

Lincoln Riley identified with Chris Cooper at the end of "American Beauty"

Lincoln Riley's "safe words" are in pig Latin

Lincoln Riley's favorite TV character is Flo from Progressive.

Lincoln Riley totally agreed with the Mayor of Amity Island.

6 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Lincoln Riley canceled Firefly.

 

Im a leaf on the wind, watch how I soar...  Lincoln Riley laughed...

Lincoln Riley stays up all night to watch The Golden Girls marathon.

Lincoln Riley hits everything against a dealer's 6 or 5.

 

Lincoln Riley picked Eric Trump for his pub trivia team  

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Lincoln has this exact tattoo.  And that's true.

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When there’s something strange in his neighborhood, Lincoln Riley doesn’t know who to call. 

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