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At 3am, Lincoln Riley gets up for a drink of water & steps on LEGO bricks on purpose.

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When Lincoln Riley visits other people's houses, he always drinks directly from the milk jug.

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Lincoln Riley says he wrote the script for the final episode of The Golden Girls.




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Whan Lincoln Riley meets someone new, he always leads off every conversation about how Reggie Bush was a better player than Vince Young.

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#412

When Lincoln Rileys phone is down to 91% battery life, he always yanks the power cord away from you.

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I’m not an activist, and I’m not a cynic.

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When you know better you can do better.


Lincoln Riley couldn't read any of that.

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Lincoln Riley spells it "Hill Country Fair" instead of "Hill Country Fare".




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Lincoln Riley never wipes the sweat off a publicly used exercise machine.

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#435

On his way to Dallas, Lincoln Rileys stops at every truck stop to write his name on the men's stall.

#438

Lincoln Riley tells incoming freshmen "You won't believe this easy sure-fire way to win football games!", and then makes them click through 34 other slideshow links until they finally get to "Score more points than your opponent."

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Lincoln Riley closed down (insert favorite longtime Austin institution here), tore it down, and built a bunch of shitty overpriced lofts in its place.

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