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  • Lincoln Riley still posts on shaggy bevo as "8badmofo31." But he's "just there for the stories," not the scat.

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    Lincoln Riley posts his nurse paystubs on college football message boards

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    Lincoln Riley makes brisket like this (for real):

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Lincoln Riley was named for the logs, not the president

Lincoln Riley told the rebels it was NOT a trap. 

When Mrs Riley says it’s sexy time, Lincoln fetches her strap-on and calls her “Mistress Peggy”.

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I was in line behind Lincoln Riley at HEB yesterday.  For 10 minutes, he tried to convince the cashier that HEB should have those customer rewards cards.  He started pulling his cards from other stores out of his wallet and slapping them down on the counter. "Albertson's!  Kroger!  Carr's!  Ralph's!  Randall's!  CVS!  I'm sorry you're too stupid to understand this!"

#467

Did Lincoln Riley have 11 items in the Express Lane, and them attempt to pay by check?  

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1 minute ago, Lobo said:

Did Lincoln Riley have 11 items in the Express Lane, and them attempt to pay by check?  

No.  He had 5 items in the only regular lane that was open.  He ended up splitting the total between a debit card and check.  He asked for cigarettes.  When the cashier finally came back, he got really mad and yelled, "I asked for soft pack!"  After he paid, he looked at the receipt and disputed the price of one of his items, "your sign said they were 2 for 1$.  You charged me $3.24 each!"

#471

Lincoln Riley audited Urban Meyer's OSU course "Character & Leadership"  And got a D.

#472

Lincoln Riley learned his Butttalk from the Stoops Crack and always offers a bag of dick in hospitality!

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#475

Lincoln Riley gave Larry the Cable Guy that OU hat he always wears.

#476

Lincoln Riley pressures the Big XII to schedule OU kickoffs at 11 so that he is able to pursue his second passion in the evening - planning and coordinating fall weddings.

#482

Lincoln Riley camped out all night for the final 'Twilight' release.  Book, not the movie.

#483

Lincoln Riley got a VIP ACL pass, and after flying into ABIA drove 90 miles north to visit the Magnolia store in Waco.

#486

Lincoln Riley always leaves a grocery cart in the handicapped space because he believes they’re being coddled too much.

#487
17 hours ago, Wax Beer Cup said:

Lincoln Riley thinks South Austin’s mom is a virgin.

so South Austin is Lincoln Riley Jesus then?

#490

Lincoln Riley 'adopts' free kittens and puppies so he doesn't have to buy feeder mice for his pet snakes

#491

Lincoln Riley tricks his grandmother into signing over her SSI checks to him so he can use it on his bass boat payments

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