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Lincoln Riley is working to help A&M get out of its contract with Jimbo.

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    Lincoln Riley makes brisket like this (for real):

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18 hours ago, butthurt said:

Lincoln Riley says mimimimi when he snores.

This one got me. Well done.

 

 

yes I made the mimimimi sound 

Lincoln Riley voted for FitLump.

Lincoln Riley foisted her upon us. He coached her lingerie football team and bought her the red dress.
21 hours ago, Stunns38 said:


Lincoln Riley’s Surly user name is “NowThis”.

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Lincoln Riley has 99 problems & Texas is all of them.

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Lincoln Riley wants to stay in the big twelve until 2025. 

4 hours ago, SlingeroGuitaro said:

This one got me. Well done.

 

 

yes I made the mimimimi sound 

Thanks but I can't take credit, I stole it from the Drake the type of guy memes 

Lincoln Riley, angered by how his brisket tweet was mocked, now cooks all his briskets in an air fryer. The trick, he says, is to thoroughly douse it in liquid smoke to give it that "real smoked flavor."

lincoln riley serves warm beer at parties

lincoln riley enjoys the 3D player animations on monday night football

Lincoln Riley pays strippers to put their clothes back on

3 minutes ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

Lincoln Riley still soaks with his wife.

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Lincoln Riley makes his kids wear masks when they're playing sports.

Lincoln Riley doesn't provide alcohol at his kid's birthday parties.

The show Squid Game is loosely based on a gender reveal party Lincoln Riley threw

Lincoln Riley quotes Futureman posts so everyone that has him on ignore still has to read them.

Lincoln Riley would like to tell you about his fantasy football team

Lincoln Riley takes recruits to Applebees and watches the recorded the fancy like ad for his nightly viewing pleasure.

Lincoln Riley often sends back pulled pork sandwiches claiming " I can't taste the pig jizz".

Like Urban Meyer, Lincoln Riley scandalously rubbed a butthole after too many margaritas at a bar… however, it was only one full skinny Rita, the butthole was his own, and the bar was at an Applebees.

Lincoln Riley takes up the only bathroom at the bar while taking an hour long shit.

Lincoln Riley has customized "his and hers" Segways.....but he leaves "hers" unplugged at night.

Lincoln Riley's favorite butter (after Marlon Brando Butter) is duck butter.1436399250_BrandoButter.jpg.0276b5c354da9bb116ca380a8fdf8369.jpg

Lincoln Riley thinks ambassadors don't need the vaccine because they have Diplomatic Immunity.

Lincoln Riley’s secret pleasure is eating Town House crackers when he is really in his condo..

Lincoln Riley tries to get Fleshlight to sponsor his softball team.

Lincoln Riley really takes a shine to those amusement park rides that empty out into a gift shop. 

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