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Lincoln Riley uses second harvest beans in his chili.  

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#603

Lincoln Riley double dips his chips.

Lincoln Riley likes cats better than dogs - and gerbils better than either.


 

 

#618

Lincoln Riley loves all the Marvel movies and can't wait to see what they think of next. 

#620

Lincoln Riley often  scoffs and mutters  “tisk, tisk” when he comes upon a reprehensible news item in a local periodical.

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1 minute ago, El Diablo said:

Lincoln Riley's toilet plays "Boomer Sooner" when it flushes. 

That’s probably true. 

Whats also true is that during spring practice, Lincoln Riley makes the offensive linemen shit in buckets. No one knows whose job it is to empty those buckets. But we know. 
 

Oh yes - we know. 

#634

Lincoln Riley gets to the state fair coupon window, taps in the counter, stares up, and says “Hmmmm……what should I get…what should I get?”

#635

Lincoln Riley gets to the state fair window, taps on the counter, stares up and says  "I'll have 4 tickets to the game, please."

#637

Lincoln Riley wants MLB to refer to multiple Runs Batted In as RsBI. He’s also wants to expand the DH rule to include second baseman, shortstops, and catchers because historically they have been weaker hitters.

#638

I took Lincoln Riley to a baseball double header.  While I was drinking beers in the parking lot, He used the time in between games to stretch, hydrate, and re-oil the glove he brought for foul balls.  He caught one in the second game, showed it to the kid sitting next to us, and then put it in his own pocket.  

#640
21 minutes ago, BurntUp said:

Lincoln Riley was the last man to see Jefferey Epstein alive. 

Wouldnt that technically be doing everyone a favor?  

#648

When playing blackjack Lincoln Riley always takes the dealer's bust card and then smirks and says whoopsies 

#649
21 hours ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

Lincoln Riley doesn't know the difference between their, there, and they're.

You mean to tell me, they ain't all the same..? (Hardy-Har-Har)... 🤪

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