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    Lincoln Riley makes brisket like this (for real):

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Lincoln Riley made the Kessel Run, but it took him over 27 and a half parsecs.

Lincoln Riley eats poop and also rubs poop on his person while staring into a mirror saying “yeah linc”

When the Trix rabbit showed up at Lincoln Riley's house looking for some sweet, sweet cereal, Lincoln Riley looked at him, said "Silly rabbit!" and then chopped him up into tiny chunks with a meat cleaver.

 

Edited by TexLonghorn

Fuck Lincoln Riley. We don’t need this thread, do we? Yeah, I know, carry on!

Lincoln Riley licks peanut butter off his dog's balls

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Lincoln Riley pays for his groceries with a check. Then enters it into the ledger before leaving. 

Lincoln Riley googles answers then shouts them out at trivia night. 

Lincoln Riley buys la Victoria salsa

Lincoln Riley quickly removes his debit card from the chip reader. 

Lincoln Riley's favorite star wars character is Rose. 

Lincoln Riley asked Jade for her chili recipe. 

Lincoln Riley is the child of two people who think it's ok to give your kid a last name for a first name.

Lincoln Riley still uses windows 95 because he hasn't agreed with the new terms of service in decades. 

Lincoln Riley answers "Yes" when they ask if he wants salsa to go with his breakfast tacos, then doesn't use it. 

Lincoln Riley hated Norm MacDonald.

 

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Lincoln Riley responds “livin the dream” anytime someone asks how he’s doing

Lincoln Riley thinks the game should be moved to Jerruhworld.

Lincoln Riley prefers they just lay a slice of bacon on the eggs in his breakfast taco 

Lincoln Riley's first dance at his wedding was set to the tune of, "1-877-Kars-for-Kids." 

Lincoln Riley gives out pencils to trick-or-treaters.

Edited by honolulu horn

Lincoln Riley is looking to add KarenKeyLargo to his operations staff 

Lincoln Riley thinks ''ok. boomer'' is a compliment. 

Lincoln Riley puts up his Christmas decorations before Halloween....and leaves them out until February 

Lincoln Riley gets to McDonald's at 10:30a on Sundays and idles in the drive-thru line until 11:01 to order so nobody else gets breakfast.

Lincoln Riley thinks that the Applebees "fancy" commercial is marketing genius and wishes they'd play it more often during live games.

Lincoln Riley fantasizes about getting fingerbanged by Urban Meyer, like NotShelley.

When Lincoln Riley showed his manhood to his girl for the first time he introduced it as his schlong....she said it looked more like a schling.

Edited by El Squared

I'm sure it's already been said and is possibly the meanest thing I've ever said, but:

Lincoln Riley thinks he makes great brisket.

Lincoln Riley wasn't born in Oklahoma but he got there as fast as he could.

Lincoln Riley was born in Texas but his daddy put a jar of Oklahoma dirt under the birthing table so he could say he was born over Oklahoma soil.

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1 hour ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

Lincoln Riley thought that the girl Urb's was finger blasting was a solid Oklahoma 14.

Have you seen the women in Oklahoma? Lincoln Riley would actually be correct in that assessment. 

When he retires, Lincoln Riley wants to join Tim Brando in the broadcast booth.   

Lincoln Riley leads two significant PACs: Keeping the Lincoln Penny and Saving Daylight Savings Time. He’s also amassed wealth not from coaching but from operating cable monopolies. Thats in addition to his family’s fortune which was built from Osage Indian Conservatorships and Tulsa Black Wall Street pillaging.

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