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Lincoln Riley uses second harvest beans in his chili.  

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Lincoln Riley double dips his chips.

Lincoln Riley likes cats better than dogs - and gerbils better than either.


 

 

Lincoln Riley gives western grip hand jobs

Lincoln Riley was the fluffer for Bob Stoops' bag of dicks. 

Lincoln Riley's favorite announcer is Joe Buck.

Lincoln Riley buys Summer's Eve for his severe jock itch.

Lincoln Riley drinks Zima.... with the added lifesavers....

Lincoln Riley loves all the Marvel movies and can't wait to see what they think of next. 

Lincoln Riley thinks one can simply walk into Mordor. 

Lincoln Riley often  scoffs and mutters  “tisk, tisk” when he comes upon a reprehensible news item in a local periodical.

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Lincoln Riley hates Blue Bell ice cream. 

Lincoln Riley's toilet plays "Boomer Sooner" when it flushes. 

1 minute ago, El Diablo said:

Lincoln Riley's toilet plays "Boomer Sooner" when it flushes. 

That’s probably true. 

Whats also true is that during spring practice, Lincoln Riley makes the offensive linemen shit in buckets. No one knows whose job it is to empty those buckets. But we know. 
 

Oh yes - we know. 

When Lincoln Riley's items don't scan correctly at check out, he always tells the cashier "I guess that means it's free!" and laughs.

Lincoln Riley sends prime rib back because it is too red.

Lincoln Riley's favorite comedy is the ASPCA commercials. 

11 hours ago, MAGS® said:

Lincoln Riley drinks Zima.... with the added lifesavers....

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Lincoln Riley gets to the state fair coupon window, taps in the counter, stares up, and says “Hmmmm……what should I get…what should I get?”

Lincoln Riley gets to the state fair window, taps on the counter, stares up and says  "I'll have 4 tickets to the game, please."

Lincoln Riley wants MLB to refer to multiple Runs Batted In as RsBI. He’s also wants to expand the DH rule to include second baseman, shortstops, and catchers because historically they have been weaker hitters.

I took Lincoln Riley to a baseball double header.  While I was drinking beers in the parking lot, He used the time in between games to stretch, hydrate, and re-oil the glove he brought for foul balls.  He caught one in the second game, showed it to the kid sitting next to us, and then put it in his own pocket.  

Lincoln Riley was the last man to see Jefferey Epstein alive. 

21 minutes ago, BurntUp said:

Lincoln Riley was the last man to see Jefferey Epstein alive. 

Wouldnt that technically be doing everyone a favor?  

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Lincoln Riley leaves his Christmas lights up all year. 

2 minutes ago, pops said:

Lincoln Riley leaves his Christmas lights up all year. 

Except he takes them down December 24-25.

Lincoln Riley gets in the far right lane at red lights when he's not even turning 

 

When playing blackjack Lincoln Riley always takes the dealer's bust card and then smirks and says whoopsies 

21 hours ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

Lincoln Riley doesn't know the difference between their, there, and they're.

You mean to tell me, they ain't all the same..? (Hardy-Har-Har)... 🤪

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