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She absolutely freaking is hot

 

And I bet she's a freak

maybe, once, long ago…

now she’s a useless fat cunt. 

lincoln riley wrote the 1-877-kars-for-kids jingle

Upham was Lincoln Riley’s favorite character in Saving Private Ryan.

Lincoln Riley cuddles after sex...

9 minutes ago, hpslugga said:

Lincoln Riley supported the Contras

those two guys were badasses. and red falcon needed to go down. 

Lincoln Riley thinks Lubbock and Norman are cosmopolitan cities and Austin is a hell hole.

Lincoln Riley leaves his grocery cart at the checkout lane while he goes and grabs three more items.

8 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Lincoln Riley pisses in pools

we are all lincoln riley?

lincoln riley talks at length to his airplane row-mates about how the designated hitter has ruined the sanctity of baseball. 

5 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Lincoln Riley watches the same porn as @NowThis

we don’t kink shame here. 

lincoln riley buys every PS5 just so you can't find one. 

Lincoln Riley says mimimimi when he snores.

lincoln riley cuts the nipples out of all his shirts

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Lincoln Riley drives a PT Cruiser with the stick family sticker that includes their dogs and cats.   

Lincoln Riley doesn't let Jimbo "clean up" when he's done with his wife. 

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13 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Lincoln Riley watches the same porn as @NowThis

Licoln Riley is the star of @NowThis’ favorite porn clip. 

20 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Lincoln Riley pisses in pools

... from the deck.

Lincoln Riley farts in crowded elevators and then stares at the guy in the wheelchair.

Lincoln Riley's five favorite words are, "sorry, we only have Pepsi"

Lincoln Riley's favorite movies are Star Wars episodes I, II, and III.

Boob job scars are the only thing that gets Lincoln Riley off

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