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Lincoln Riley walks up to strangers and says “would you look at that” over and over.  

lincoln riley always shouts "i was in the pool" when getting naked in front of someone new

Lincoln Riley drives the same speed in the toll lane as regular traffic.

Lincoln Riley voted against the urban camping ban.

 

lincoln riley never shouts "i was in the pool" because he is a nevernude. 

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maybe, once, long ago…

now she’s a useless fat cunt. 

A little extra around the edges is just fine. 

lincoln riley has never eaten a hot dog from a gas station roller

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Lincoln Riley thinks calling Steve Adler “Cabo Steve” is very unfair.

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lincoln riley only accepts resumes on A4 paper. 

3 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

Lincoln Riley  pees in swimming pools 

Come on, man...

Lincoln Riley’s wife calls him “hubby” in public. 

Lincoln Riley thinks all first downs should be sponsored by Taco Bell.

Lincoln Riley thinks Dallas people are “deep”.

lincoln riley doesn't understand mom jokes. 

Lincoln Riley celebrates Michael Bolton’s entire catalog.

Lincoln Riley think’s Herman’s binder was “genius”.

lincoln riley eats hotdogs from the middle

lincoln riley spoon feeds sewer rats back to health

Lincoln Riley thinks Sgt. Hartman should of helped Pyle over that obstacle.

lincoln riley constantly gives 110% for mundane tasks and lets others know about it (with 110%)

lincoln riley thought the portrayal in wolverine origins was the better deadpool

Lincoln Riley once dated Fitlump but she cuckolded him with Romeo Rose.

Lincoln Riley watches pornhub for the jerkmate ads 

lincoln riley has the elevator music version of the black album on repeat

Lincoln Riley asked Steve Patterson to be his kids’ Godfather.

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Lincoln Riley thinks Art Briles deserves another chance

Lincoln Riley orders steak well done, and then asks for ketchup

 

 

 

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