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  • Lincoln Riley still posts on shaggy bevo as "8badmofo31." But he's "just there for the stories," not the scat.

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    Lincoln Riley posts his nurse paystubs on college football message boards

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    Lincoln Riley makes brisket like this (for real):

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At 3am, Lincoln Riley gets up for a drink of water & steps on LEGO bricks on purpose.

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When Lincoln Riley visits other people's houses, he always drinks directly from the milk jug.

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" userid="772"] Lincoln Riley was an original member of Nickleback.




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Lincoln Riley says he wrote the script for the final episode of The Golden Girls.




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Lincoln Riley attends the Tour de France every year just to sniff the bicycle seats.

Whan Lincoln Riley meets someone new, he always leads off every conversation about how Reggie Bush was a better player than Vince Young.

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When Lincoln Rileys phone is down to 91% battery life, he always yanks the power cord away from you.

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Lincoln Riley blows out kids' birthday candles on 2 & spits..




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Lincoln Riley reaches down and bites his own toe nails off.

Lincoln Riley cheered when Goose died in Top Gun.

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Lincoln Riley had a margarita machine delivered to Sark's house. 

Lincoln Riley says "What?" when you say "A-sphincter-says-what?".

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Just now, El Squared said:

Lincoln Riley only eats corn on the cob to time his shits(poops).

Second harvest!

Lincoln Riley has a sun tattoo around his asshole that matches the one on his belly button.



I’m not an activist, and I’m not a cynic.

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When you know better you can do better.


Lincoln Riley couldn't read any of that.

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Lincoln Riley drinks the pee in swimming pools 




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Lincoln Riley? No. Chuck Testa.

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lincoln riley doesn't understand mom jokes because he doesn't have one.




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Lincoln Riley is working a huge NIL deal that will set each player up with a meth lab. 



Lincoln Riley spells it "Hill Country Fair" instead of "Hill Country Fare".




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Lincoln Riley doesn't consider "Die Hard" to be a Christmas movie.

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12 minutes ago, millhouse said:

Only Lincoln Riley understands why @ROFL BOX keeps quoting random posts

Lincoln Riley didn't put @ROFL BOX on ignore a long time ago.

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Lincoln Riley never wipes the sweat off a publicly used exercise machine.

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On his way to Dallas, Lincoln Rileys stops at every truck stop to write his name on the men's stall.

Lincoln Riley didn't hear "Laurel" OR "Yanny" and insisted it was either "Lincoln" or "Riley"

Lincoln Riley tells incoming freshmen "You won't believe this easy sure-fire way to win football games!", and then makes them click through 34 other slideshow links until they finally get to "Score more points than your opponent."

Lincoln Riley goes to Sbarro when he visits NYC

lincoln riley expects sugar babies to pay him

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Lincoln Riley's day is ruined when he doesn't get the toy he wants in his happy meal

Lincoln Riley closed down (insert favorite longtime Austin institution here), tore it down, and built a bunch of shitty overpriced lofts in its place.

Lincoln Riley gets upset when people leave the toilet seat up.

lincoln riley collects all his smegma and sticks it to the wall

lincoln riley goes to hooters for wings

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