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IT has been killing the reporting game this year! 

Maybe they thought he was dead?
1 hour ago, bigup2dahorns said:

Current Vegas line shows OU favored by 3

O/U is 63.5

Not sure if that is for total points or the number of times their band will play Boomer Sooner

 

 

2 hours ago, bigup2dahorns said:

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x,2,4,x,1,3

2 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

O/U is 63.5

Not sure if that is for total points or the number of times their band will play Boomer Sooner

If it's the number of times, they'll play Boomer Sooner, bet the over. Waaaaaay over!

that one on the far right appears to have major league yabbos wrapped up pretty tight in a sports bra

24 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

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Delete* Everyone seems to think winner gets 11am

Edited by DanTheHorn

59 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

 

How will the team win if they don’t hear from Joel Osteen?

2 hours ago, brakeman said:

COLLEGE FOOTBALL: OCT 02 Texas at TCU

 

 

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This Robinson dude is f'n good. Hook'em!

If this trend holds, he will have 44 rushes for 250 yards at 4.3 yards a carry on Saturday. 

14 minutes ago, MAUFRAIS said:

that one on the far right appears to have major league yabbos wrapped up pretty tight in a sports bra

Agreed.  I don't get why far left and middle right are getting so many passes, they're the two biggest freaks in the bunch.  

2 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Very interested if we will stick with the emergency lineup we used or if there will some game week changes instead of emergency.

I hope no Jones at the very least. Bonitto is gonna run past him all game long. 

2 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

From IT Scoop Regarding Okafor:

 

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LOL

"We haven't heard anything, but here's what we've heard." 

Notwithstanding the fact that his leg fell of and they missed it.

17 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

I hope no Jones at the very least. Bonitto is gonna run past him all game long. 

Thanks again, Chip.

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Thanks again, Chip.

Just about to post this, aaaarrrrggggggghhhhhh! #FCB

 

OU sucks

3 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I believe Fox will get first pick if we win....630 is a second pick kind of time.

6:30 is the prime time ABC slot, or at least it has been for the last 2 weeks 

3 hours ago, Stunns38 said:

Damn, I wonder if he’s eligible for a medical redshirt year.

Edit: this would be a record 7th year on campus. Ha

Maybe he will want to come back and finish his PhD. 

2 hours ago, Nueces River Rat said:

Disgusted Jimmy Fallon GIF by The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

Holly Rowe and Dee Snider had a tryst, and I can prove it. 

Edited by Bobby_Batronic

that one on the far right appears to have major league yabbos wrapped up pretty tight in a sports bra
Compared to the flatties in that pic, yes

Otherwise meh..the man they used to have was better.
16 minutes ago, Bobby_Batronic said:

Holly Rowe and Dee Snider had a tryst, and I can prove it. 

 

12 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

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Needs something more desperate:

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2 hours ago, hornian said:

If this trend holds, he will have 44 rushes for 250 yards at 4.3 yards a carry on Saturday. 

and a win...

22 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

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Nothing wrong with that.

3 hours ago, MAUFRAIS said:

that one on the far right appears to have major league yabbos wrapped up pretty tight in a sports bra

Based on my collegiate experience, that is correct assessment. 

Seems like it wouldn’t be hard to photoshop a raised pinky so that they are doing “hook ‘em.”  You wouldn’t even have to cover up another finger because most people assume they have 6 fingers and each hand anyway. 

43 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

Seems like it wouldn’t be hard to photoshop a raised pinky so that they are doing “hook ‘em.”  You wouldn’t even have to cover up another finger because most people assume they have 6 fingers and each hand anyway. 

Paging @TreatyOak

2 hours ago, Lhorn said:

Seems like it wouldn’t be hard to photoshop a raised pinky so that they are doing “hook ‘em.”  You wouldn’t even have to cover up another finger because most people assume they have 6 fingers and each hand anyway. 

It';s only hard until you try... 

 

Fucking hindu sheet right there.

13 minutes ago, coachherman'sgrill said:
9 hours ago, Tex Pete said:
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I love it!! Every year around this time, that resurrects to the misery of everyone.

have you ever cried, pissed, and shit yourself at once while watching a football game?           

      

Happened to me once. Years ago. Before Shaggy grew a conscious. Before Surly....

 

It Started with an innocent OU-Texas game thread of dominance and then an 'off-to-the-side' tangential thread about a man-woman cheerleader.  

 

Holy poopsack batman... Longhorn nation had the shits and giggles for a good 72 hours....

 

But the thread was deleted... feelings... lawsuits... craziness... But the man-woman cheerleader remained.

11 hours ago, bigup2dahorns said:

 

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x, x, x, x, x, x

 

And not just because they're ugly.

10 hours ago, texifornia said:

 

the quote about not handling the movement of the DL is interesting.  gamesmanship maybe?

11 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

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"Um, sure...I thought you were trying to lose weight for cheerleading Cindy."

farleygapgirl, "LAY OFF ME, I'M STARVING!" 

 

9 hours ago, hornian said:

If this trend holds, he will have 44 rushes for 250 yards at 4.3 yards a carry on Saturday. 

Confused Thinking GIF

the quote about not handling the movement of the DL is interesting.  gamesmanship maybe?

More like stating the obvious
1 hour ago, 52-80 said:

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I love her earlier work as Corky Romano.

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