Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Faceboo, Instagram and What's App are down ... amazing

Featured Replies

You mean my birthday reminder app is down? Literally the only thing facebook is good for

5 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Snapchat is back 

It was never taken offline just DNS requests were timing out because of all the facebook.com, instagram.com, and whatsapp.com requests were saturating the servers.  That is probably why they restored the DNS functionality and nerfed the servers.

looks like it is loading all the way now. 

18 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

text to Whatsapp is like snailmail to email.

WhatsApp identification is based on a number, but the mechanism itself is free.  This is a big deal if you are messaging across borders.  It queues messages when participants are offline.  Chats are persistent.  It better supports media.  It better supports group messaging.  And a million other features.

It just sucked when it got bought up by Facebook.  Telegram and Signal are newer and similar, but Signal is more widely used.

Telegram is also the preferred channel for white nationalists, ISIS, and is probably also has a GRU backdoor installed. So there’s that. 

2 minutes ago, 1978horn said:

looks like it is loading all the way now. 

 

1 minute ago, Captainant said:

boooooo looks like FB and messenger are starting to resolve again

Boo this man gif.

4 minutes ago, Captainant said:

boooooo looks like FB and messenger are starting to resolve again

You had to know the shady shitty part of our society would prevail, it always does.

4 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Instagram appears to be back.

Yet your update of scantily clad pics isn't showing up yet.

I mean, if everybody was kicked off facebook, then nobody could brag about how they're not on facebook.

Instagram doesn't seem to be fully operational yet all the new posts are just grey boxes...

2 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Instagram doesn't seem to be fully operational yet all the new posts are just grey boxes...

Same with Facebook.  I can't post, but I could comment on someone else's post.  Also there is just the like and smiling emoji with nothing else.

Instagram doesn't seem to be fully operational yet all the new posts are just grey boxes...

Influx of lunch, outfit and Starbucks pics from influencers causes a system overload. Should be up and running normally in a bit.
  • Popular Post

5p9htp.jpg

 

41 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

You mean my birthday reminder app is down? Literally the only thing facebook is good for

it does that? Shit, I need to get on this asap. 

1 hour ago, Captainant said:

I guess someone finally figured out how to block zuck's shytle

Yep.

1 hour ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Some hacker group is going to take responsibility when, in fact, it was this guy:

tumblr_n0sg8ru3Ni1qkwwklo2_400.gif

Came for this, not disappointed.

2 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

Am I the only one that doesn't understand Whatsapp?

WhatsApp makes it easy/free/etc. for me to talk to our European relatives.

That's about all I can tell you.

1 hour ago, Blotto said:

On a side note the only messaging app I use is wickr, cause thats what my weed service uses. reading up on this and I just realized amazon bought wickr a few months ago. They are gonna have all my preferences if they start selling weed online.

Amazon would like very much to get into that business.  They already have a pharmacy business going.

Actually they want to get into any business.

1 hour ago, Johnny Sack said:

I only have family and close friends as FB friends.  It is good limited like that.  I like seeing the pictures.

That explains it. The Facebook servers must have collapsed trying to upload photos of your wife and her huge ass.

5 hours ago, Lobo said:

Where the fuck am I gonna get my news and medical advice from now on?

 

 

Cloak Room 

I don't know if that's such a good idea.  What if it's tainted by politics and angst?  

I get my grown-up medical advice from some guys at Mayo Clinic and Seton Ascension.  My pediatric medical advice from the former head of Mass General Pediatric (Harvard's Teaching Hospital).  And my horse gets his medical advice from facebook and Cloak Room.  But he's usually drunk when he gets it so he tends to go on rants.

16 minutes ago, Lobo said:

I don't know if that's such a good idea.  What if it's tainted by politics and angst?  

I get my grown-up medical advice from some guys at Mayo Clinic and Seton Ascension.  My pediatric medical advice from the former head of Mass General Pediatric (Harvard's Teaching Hospital).  And my horse gets his medical advice from facebook and Cloak Room.  But he's usually drunk when he gets it so he tends to go on rants.

horse GIF

46 minutes ago, Genco said:

That explains it. The Facebook servers must have collapsed trying to upload photos of your wife and her huge ass.

She had that mole removed

3 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

She had that mole removed

But what was her blood type?  

7 minutes ago, Lobo said:

But what was her blood type?  

No more weight remarks Lobo.  They’re hurtful and they’re destructive

7 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

No more weight remarks Lobo.  They’re hurtful and they’re destructive

What?  I thought she was on the Atkins! 

Hmm, I never noticed a thing. But then I don't use any of those.

15 hours ago, Pimphand said:

Instagram doesn't seem to be fully operational yet all the new posts are just grey boxes...

Well to be fair to the Instagram engineers, you do subscribe to a channel called "Hot GILF Bush" 

19 hours ago, Js1 said:

And boomers.  Millennials aren't really the ones on facebook. 

Yeah, no.

13 minutes ago, Lobo said:

subscribe to a channel called "Hot GILF Bush" 

Shark Tank Writing GIF

  • 2 years later...

And they are down again. I wonder which door they locked by mistake THIS time.

 

image.thumb.png.1ea8519cbf659d561c73e14e206bf615.png

Edited by Captain Ron

Glad to see it's not just me, shit's borked. I was worried for a second I was hacked and locked out.

Zuckerberg is in the bag for Biden, using underhanded tactics to increase productivity across all sectors

10 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Glad to see it's not just me, shit's borked. I was worried for a second I was hacked and locked out.

Same.  Went to email to see if my PW had changed and nothing. It did (I think) let me change my PW though.  

Wife just texted that she can't get into FB.  Not sure what she's going to do all day until it's back up...  *(yea, I know there is a thread for this...)

The evil triumvirate of Orban, Musk and Trump are behind this...

Angry Season 2 GIF by The Office

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.