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who will win? 40 members have voted

  1. 1. Who will win?

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Poll closed on 10/06/21 at 11:45 PM

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1 minute ago, kevwun said:

Did they turn off the strikezone box to make it less obvious how badly West is fucking up?

That would be "affirmative".

Anyone else hearing some strange background noise on the broadcast?  Almost like wind through a pipe.

2 minutes ago, txhorns said:

Anyone else hearing some strange background noise on the broadcast?  Almost like wind through a pipe.

Joe West sucking?

4 minutes ago, txhorns said:

Anyone else hearing some strange background noise on the broadcast?  Almost like wind through a pipe.

Yep

Who would have thought that walking the guy with a .542 ops to lead off the inning would lead to problems.

3 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

Don’t lump us in with Rockethorn. He seldom brings his special brand of assholery into our thread. Thank goodness. . 

suck my dick middle finger GIF

Sawed him off.  Huge dp!

Just now, Sbbruin said:

Dammit! And ball 4 too

Never assume that when West is behind the plate.

Anyone else hearing some strange background noise on the broadcast?  Almost like wind through a pipe.

Thank god I thought I was losing it

Playing with fire but got out of it. 

Cards need runs. Waino isn't going cg shutout ala Chris carpenter against the Phillies. 

15 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Never assume that when West is behind the plate.

At least his shittiness seems to go both ways

Jesus Joe West fucking sucks.  I don't have a rooting interest here other than the head of umpires who assigns him and his crew to playoff games should be shot out of a cannon.  

Bad call on the check swing out there by West.

5 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Jesus Joe West fucking sucks.  I don't have a rooting interest here other than the head of umpires who assigns him and his crew to playoff games should be shot out of a cannon.  

There are no crews in playoff baseball. 

1 minute ago, HtownHorn said:

There are no crews in playoff baseball. 

Yea forgot they assemble "all star" crews....which should never include Joe West

Joe Kelly....oh dis should be good

So I assume we have a lot of Joe Kelly fans around here?

Roberts is a fucking retard!  Holy shit!

1 minute ago, Sbbruin said:

So I assume we have a lot of Joe Kelly fans around here?

He signed my daughters glove. I'm a fan. 

1 minute ago, Sbbruin said:

So I assume we have a lot of Joe Kelly fans around here?

Bob Stoops like his Joe Kellys a bag at a time.

Fuck Joe Kelly. I hope he gets a line drive off his head. 

They’re not going to have Scherzer go 100+ pitches in the 5th when they have an elite pen to lean on. They probably shouldn’t have brought him out to begin with. 

Did Kelly bark at West after he was generous as fuck to dickmunch on Strike 1?

"excellent job by Joe Kelly" getting strikes out of pitches well off the plate.

Just now, slorch said:

Did Kelly bark at West after he was generous as fuck to dickmunch on Strike 1?

Kelly got two strike calls neither Wainwright or Scherzer got outside. 

2 minutes ago, Starfleet Command said:

They’re not going to have Scherzer go 100+ pitches in the 5th when they have an elite pen to lean on.

This is so dumb. Scherzer is arguably the best pitcher in the game. If he gives up only 1 run through 100+, why *wouldn’t* you let him pitch? You really trust Joe Kelly more than Max Scherzer? JenniferLawrenceOK.gif

4 minutes ago, YChang said:

Fuck Joe Kelly. I hope he gets a line drive off his head. 

Wish for him to get lit up all you want but GTFO of here with wishing that on anyone.

Jeez, way to get your money's worth on 3-1 Carlson

1 minute ago, txhorns said:

Wish for him to get lit up all you want but GTFO of here with wishing that on anyone.

Relax friend, I’m being hyperbolic for effect. 

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