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2 hours ago, Your Mom said:

I’d be there but I’ll have the kids with me and they don’t know I have an alter ego named Your Mom and a bunch of imaginary friends from the internet.  

For education purposes you should bring them.

Kids, that's called a cover band. 

They get upset when we holler Texas! Fight!

So do it with all you can.

Wife and I are coming from the Fort to stay with some friends for the game. Might swing by I reckon

This sounds like a real family affair. 

4 hours ago, Laga4 said:

This sounds like a real family affair. 

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2 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Already drinking.  My daughter may have to drice.

Maybe you should go ahead and give her the keys now 

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Wife and I are coming from the Fort to stay with some friends for the game. Might swing by I reckon

Just send the wife, you can stay in Ft Worth.
7 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

So mule dick is the password?

No. 

First you say "I'm here for the gangbang" and wait for proper reply.

Proper reply back so you know you are at the correct spot is Mule Dick. If you do not receive proper reply you kindly move onto the next group and repeat.

Got damn, why we got to go over this shit every year?

34 minutes ago, Both Tacos said:

No. 

First you say "I'm here for the gangbang" and wait for proper reply.

Proper reply back so you know you are at the correct spot is Mule Dick. If you do not receive proper reply you kindly move onto the next group and repeat.

Got damn, why we got to go over this shit every year?

Doesn't matter what you say, people just look at you like you're growing a second head anyway. 

2 minutes ago, immamac said:

Can someone go to home Depot and buy flag pole gromet latch things. The printer didn't make the flags with pole pockets and we only have gromets

https://www.homedepot.com/p/ANLEY-1-26-in-Dia-Tangle-Free-Flag-Pole-Mounting-Ring-Clip-Rotating-Flapole-Mounting-Rings-with-Metal-Clips-2-Piece-A-FlagPole-Ring-W-1-26/311421179

 

Something like this 

Not in stock in any Dallas store that I see.

4 minutes ago, immamac said:

Can someone go to home Depot and buy flag pole gromet latch things. The printer didn't make the flags with pole pockets and we only have gromets

https://www.homedepot.com/p/ANLEY-1-26-in-Dia-Tangle-Free-Flag-Pole-Mounting-Ring-Clip-Rotating-Flapole-Mounting-Rings-with-Metal-Clips-2-Piece-A-FlagPole-Ring-W-1-26/311421179

 

Something like this 

I have some Velcro strips like you use in a server setup that I'll bring.  They might do the trick.

10 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

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I’m so jealous! I wanted to be with there! Damn. We need more pics! More pics! 

The dipshit in the miss state shirt molests puppies.
Says the fake ass UT fan who can't make it to a meetup.... Bring it bitch!

#HailState

Just found out [mention=397]immamac[/mention] is an aggy.  How tha F did I miss that?  What the hell is going on?
Did get to meet [mention=840]RandoIph Duke[/mention], so that's cool.
You seem alright newbie.

#HailState

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Me following this thread even though I couldn’t make it 

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5 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Me following this thread even though I couldn’t make it 

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You're a Cuban 14 year old? 

3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

You're a Cuban 14 year old? 

Well Tom Herman was a chameleon so...

Me following this thread even though I couldn’t make it 
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This is just not acceptable.... I'm so disappointed.


#HailState

Anybody here?
I'm looking for the stripper with 44ee's.
If I ask if she's with you do I get slapped?
Or are you with the grown up OU Tranny cheerleader instead?

#HailState

Y’all aren’t taking enough pics. Is everyone passed out? 
The arm has left the building. The shitty madanna "band" is about to go on 873a9a823b22d9cd8c12d97780e1b107.jpg

#HailState

4 minutes ago, msudawg said:

The arm has left the building. The shitty madanna "band" is about to go on 873a9a823b22d9cd8c12d97780e1b107.jpg

#HailState
 

So @msudawg is designated poster. You are doing a thankless job. Good on you my brotha.

immac looks like all the pictures of guys who were cool in the 70's. 
I told him he looks like he should be yelling roll tide....

So he did.


#HailState

So [mention=2729]msudawg[/mention] is designated poster. You are doing a thankless job. Good on you my brotha.
Only bourbon there is bulleit... It's fucking water to me.

Had to share a special pour with Mac and a few others...

Texas...

Fight.
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#HailState

On 10/7/2021 at 8:30 PM, Your Mom said:

I’d be there but I’ll have the kids with me and they don’t know I have an alter ego named Your Mom and a bunch of imaginary friends from the internet.  

So, are you in favor of the nametags or what?

best laid plans laid waste

i was supposed to chariot captain caveman to arrive at 4

5pm zoom dropped on me at 10am

worst I-35 traffic i have seen in 10 years

had to hotspot the zoom downtown

at&t cratered today

there is a bandwidth wake behind corporate trucks, especially walmart and amazon

those fuckers must be streaming live tv and gigs of supply chain data

as soon as you get in front of a bigname semi all of a sudden your call doesn't sound like shit

fuck I-35

fuck 11am games which compresses all of the traffic in to the prior afternoon

I-35 shut down 3 times between Jarrell and Belton

40mph from the split to Italy

FUCK 11AM GAMES UP THE ASS

3 hours ago, luke duke said:

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1 minute ago, Hagbard Celine said:

best laid plans laid waste

i was supposed to chariot captain caveman to arrive at 4

5pm zoom dropped on me at 10am

worst I-35 traffic i have seen in 10 years

had to hotspot the zoom downtown

at&t cratered today

there is a bandwidth wake behind corporate trucks, especially walmart and amazon

those fuckers must be streaming live tv and gigs of supply chain data

as soon as you get in front of a bigname semi all of a sudden your call doesn't sound like shit

fuck I-35

fuck 11am games which compresses all of the traffic in to the prior afternoon

I-35 shut down 3 times between Jarrell and Belton

40mph from the split to Italy

FUCK 11AM GAMES UP THE ASS

Breaker 1-9 for a southbound on 35 east, over

48 minutes ago, msudawg said:

Only bourbon there is bulleit... It's fucking water to me.

Had to share a special pour with Mac and a few others...

Texas...

Fight.
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#HailState
 

 

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Just found out [mention=397]immamac[/mention] is an aggy.  How tha F did I miss that?  What the hell is going on?
Did get to meet [mention=840]RandoIph Duke[/mention], so that's cool.

We met too, you're always legacy to me with that avatar.

My bad gents. 

@Zepol87 just got to Dallas and ate waffle house already. 
 

im at bombshells now  where you at?

 

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