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11 hours ago, Homercles said:

On a side note, something that’s bugged me that I finally put my finger on:  this show has so many scenes in tight rooms, dim brown/yellow lighting, and narrow hallways that it doesn’t always suit ILM’s StageCraft system and I get flashbacks to playing Unreal Tournament.  

In fairness they balance out those dim visuals with low mumbling audio, so you can't see or hear shit.

Can we talk about how shit security is?  In 20 minutes, the inner chambers of both royal houses were infiltrated with next to zero effort.

I did like how the former gold cloak gave up Daemon with zero torture applied.  Such loyalty!

31 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

Yes. They were given no other instruction if he couldn’t be found. Daemon probably wouldn’t have been in favor of that, but he put forth 2 buffoons, so it’s on him. 

It was strongly implied that Daemon gave them instructions to get a son-for-a-son no matter what. 

IIRC they cut away when Daemon was giving the instructions, and one of the goons asked something about if they didn’t find Aemond.

Something like that, anyway. 
 

Last night others implied to Daemon that they figured he didn’t care or said take the next heir. Which of course he adamantly denied when talking with Rhy before he stormed off.

Do they have to keep killing off the cool characters that look like they would be good to see in battle (off a dragon).

My only complaint about HoD series is that is lacks the likeable charcaters / warriors.  Or even unlikeable ones.  Everyone is so young.  Aemond is all bones.

Missing a Jorah, Hound, Mountain, Drago, Oberyn, any Stark, Grey Worm, Bronn.  Daemon just isn't it. 

54 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

By Daemon?  I don’t recall that. He specifically mentioned Aemond. He may have used son for a son language, but that doesn’t mean go off script if you can’t find who I mentioned and kill a toddler. He himself is way too smart for that.  

Regardless, again, it’s on him. His incompetence led him to choose two incompetents. 

Daemon was pretty vague on purpose to those goons regarding a back up plan.  Big goon told rat catcher "you remember what he said...son for a son". Which implies is was said offscreen by Daemon.  By being vague he knew what the consequences could have been as in they may go off script....but it lets him deny responsibility.  He probably never thought that a small child would end up being an option though.  

1 hour ago, utxmike05 said:

Do they have to keep killing off the cool characters that look like they would be good to see in battle (off a dragon).

My only complaint about HoD series is that is lacks the likeable charcaters / warriors.  Or even unlikeable ones.  Everyone is so young.  Aemond is all bones.

Missing a Jorah, Hound, Mountain, Drago, Oberyn, any Stark, Grey Worm, Bronn.  Daemon just isn't it. 

I haven’t read Fire And Blood, but I doubt this series will reach those highs. Those characters were fleshed out over thousands of pages by George in the novels. Fire And Blood is a history book. 
 

lol@fuckin grey worm tho. 

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33 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Best guess is just grief from killing his bro.

Yea a recap I watched said that in that era it was like the ultimate sin to kill your own kin.  Still a shitty way to end both of them.  Wish they ended up teaming up and fucking over the Greens.  Stupid Cole and his orders.  

 

3 hours ago, Dark Horse said:

I haven’t read Fire And Blood, but I doubt this series will reach those highs. Those characters were fleshed out over thousands of pages by George in the novels. Fire And Blood is a history book.

I think this is an important point to remember when people complain about inconsistencies between the book and the show, for example the level of brutality of Blood & Cheese. The brutality described in the book is coming from a history text written by a single maester, entirely based on secondhand information provided by the Hightowers and almost certainly greatly exaggerated in order to portray Rhaenyra in the most negative light possible.

Basically, the book is an unreliable narrative and the show is trying to portray how things really went down. At least that's my interpretation.

They brushed that up a tick to make it worse, right?

If not, damn son, eat a couple doughnuts once in a while. 

Ewan Mitchell is a twink but he ain’t that emaciated. Definitely lighting and effects 

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7 minutes ago, Js1 said:

emancipated

gonna be almost 200 years until Dany frees the slaves

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

gonna be almost 200 years until Dany frees the slaves

Stupid iphone autocorrect

Hard to take Aegon seriously because he looks like a high school sophomore at oldest. Joffey was a literal boy-king with a temper but is Aegon supposed to be a full grown adult or what

28 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

Hard to take Aegon seriously because he looks like a high school sophomore at oldest. Joffey was a literal boy-king with a temper but is Aegon supposed to be a full grown adult or what


 

I’m guessing his character is somewhere around 19-22.

I think Aegon is a lot like Joffrey in many ways, but not in that psychopath cruelty way.
 

Now Aemond is as bad, or worse, in the underlying, don’t give a shit, violent psychopath way.

 

6 hours ago, thunderlounge said:

They brushed that up a tick to make it worse, right?

If not, damn son, eat a couple doughnuts once in a while. 

That’s Voldemort 

"there's too many dragons in this show!!" 

 

Yeah I doubt there will be any exciting action in this series. Just a bunch of pissed off royals with dragons who sit around and talk. 

wait a minute how is it that viserys has platinum hair like all targareons do but his beard is salt and pepper

48 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

wait a minute how is it that viserys has platinum hair like all targareons do but his beard is salt and pepper

clairol

51 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

wait a minute how is it that viserys has platinum hair like all targareons do but his beard is salt and pepper

You don't watch much porn do you

26 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

You don't watch much porn do you

im gonna start watching excessively if it gives me the answer

9 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

im gonna start watching excessively if it gives me the answer

I like your moxie

I often forget how dense the average person is

I find it interesting that Blood chose the furthest gate from the scene of the crime to flee King's Landing 

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3 hours ago, seven said:

I often forget how dense the average person is

Approx 1 gram per cubic centimeter, which is why humans are close to floating on water

4 hours ago, Haphap said:

I find it interesting that Blood chose the furthest gate from the scene of the crime to flee King's Landing 

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Great to see Milly Alock!  Did not see THAT coming......

Although this show's first season may have started slowly, it just keeps getting better and better. This build-up to all-out war is really good.

I feel like the 1st season covered far more ground. This season is like watching soccer for me; it’s a big deal when someone crosses midfield. Fucking get on with it. 

Was that the first visible BJ on cable TV? Even if it was a stunt dick, I’m here for europeanization of our TV morals.

Really enjoyed that episode, the previews for next week look awesome.  Finally full out battle time. 

Another bad ass episode.  Lots of dialogue and intrigue.  You can see Aemonds psychoticness.  And he’s scary skinny I mean hit golds gym fella

 

i have a feeling aegon dies soon. Not a bookreader

Alicent fucking sucks. I hope Rhaenyra burns it all to the ground now. Team black all the way. 
 

Also Rhaenyra putting all her literal eggs in one basket like that can’t end well. 

9 hours ago, closetohumping said:

Another bad ass episode.  Lots of dialogue and intrigue.  You can see Aemonds psychoticness.  And he’s scary skinny I mean hit golds gym fella

 

i have a feeling aegon dies soon. Not a bookreader

He is gross skinny. Slenderman-esque.

This season is so much better than season 1 for me.

7 minutes ago, JulesVerne said:

He is gross skinny. Slenderman-esque.

This season is so much better than season 1 for me.

Yes. Much better.   
 

regarding Damon 

 

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What’s with him referring to himself as the king?

 

1 hour ago, closetohumping said:

Yes. Much better.   
 

regarding Damon 

 

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What’s with him referring to himself as the king?

 

He's married to the queen and he's long fancied himself as the rightful heir to his brother anyway.  Remember in his latest argument with RT that he referred to "our reign" or something to that effect and she had to correct him.  

After pioneering the inclusion of gratuitous and needless female nudity in almost all of its shows, I guess HBO has decided to pivot to fully nude dudes now.  

20 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

Aemond, when exiting the brothel, looked like one of the Night King’s white walker henchmen. That is a sentence I will never repeat out loud. What a fucking nerd. 

I that he was the bad motherfucker of the two 

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19 minutes ago, bschoolprof said:

After pioneering the inclusion of gratuitous and needless female nudity in almost all of its shows, I guess HBO has decided to pivot to fully nude dudes now.  

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22 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

Aemond, when exiting the brothel, looked like one of the Night King’s white walker henchmen. That is a sentence I will never repeat out loud. What a fucking nerd. 

Lol I said the same thing to the wife.  

The scene with the ladies in the sept was very well done.  Both queens are killing it.

1 minute ago, huge said:

The scene with the ladies in the sept was very well done.  Both queens are killing it.

You think there was a moment where alicent was like “oh crap it really should be you”

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